The Simple Life

12-02-2003, 03:32 AM

Does anyone else find the previews hysterical?

The roadkill one was so funny..

"what's that?"
"a new belt"

like WHO says that?! lol

Anyways starts today! Dec 2nd

Mat · 12-02-2003, 01:24 PM

Yup, one of the few things ive been looking forward to this week. Finnaly a reality show that looks half decent to sit thru. [img]graemlins/sly.gif[/img]

12-02-2003, 11:05 PM

I have never laughed so hard in my life!!

I love this show.. any bets if they last?

"do you guys hang out at WalMart?" [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

[ December 02, 2003, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Konarmi ]

12-02-2003, 11:40 PM

omg!!! that was soooooo funny!!! this is gonna become my favorite reality show! LOL so funny when theyre like, "whats walmart? is that like where you buy walls?" and they have to live on a porch with a well in it and those bugs!

12-03-2003, 01:53 AM

That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen!

My God, those girls are dumb. How come Paris can drive a Porsche, but she can't even drive a pickup?

Loved the Wal Mart thing, too.

By the previews, they're gonna need a real swift kick in the butt if they're gonna survive and stay out of jail.

But it does go to show you how worthless the rich can be.

Mat · 12-03-2003, 10:10 AM

loved it so far, but to many dam commercials, plus paris has no a$$

12-03-2003, 08:23 PM

i heard in a interview with paris that she said she was playin a character on the show and that in real life she actually goes to mc danalds and taco bell...yea right! i dont beleive that for a second

12-03-2003, 10:54 PM

Part 2 is on right now..

I'll be editting retarded moments.. :D

12-04-2003, 01:33 AM

Paris is really hot...but dumber and much more spoiled than even Jessica Simpson All she ever does is whine. Two seconds of work and you would think she was out in the Killing Fields. Ehhh....what a show.

Kenny · 12-04-2003, 06:09 AM

Awesome show. :D Those two girls are soooooo far out of touch with society that its sad. Here I thought it'll be cool to be rich and spoiled, but looking at them, I'm not sure if it is.

Paris Hilton is hot and rich, but aside from that, what else does she have? Absolutely nothing. I wouldn't mind being a friend of hers... with privilges. :D ;)

As for Nicole..... uhhhh.... what DOES she have? She's not hot, she's not smart, she's worthles.... Oh yea, she has money.

Mat · 12-04-2003, 10:02 AM

Good episode lastnight.The main reason they are acting the way they do at "work" is also probley they know after a month, they will be going back to their normal life. Not say if this show was for a freaking YEAR!!, then lets see what would really happen heh.

12-04-2003, 10:12 PM

Haha i've watched both episodes so far.. this show is hilarious. very entertaining

[ December 04, 2003, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Nicolas ]

12-05-2003, 12:02 AM

They got fired.. hahahahahahah

Truthfully, what they did to that farmers milk.. that was disgusting. Mind you, to them, $1.20 for a bottle of mile is nathing. The Dairy Farmers consider that their source of income. I saw Paris on the cover of People magazine, I think. "My side" was the title.. what side.. your a twit in real life and it comes across on camera. my side.. the real number of farm boys I f*cked.. I still enjoy laughing at them.. hahahaha.. spoiled little princesses.. Paris looks stoned 99% of the time.

hahahahah.. the dog went flying down the kiddie slide.. hahahahahaha.. [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

12-18-2003, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Little Love:
Does anyone else find the previews hysterical?

The roadkill one was so funny..

"what's that?"
"a new belt"

like WHO says that?! lol

Anyways starts today! Dec 2nd

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHA

I have never laughed - giggled - snorted - held my belly because it hurt so bad!!! in my whole life, well maybe but I mean in the life of watching "reality shows" none have turned out to be THIS entertaining. G-damn it is a great show!

I can't help thinking to myself, "WHAT does Paris's mum and Nickie's DAD think???" Then I sit there and remember, well Paris is rich, she can do whatever the hell she wants? And Nickie's dad is HILLARIOUs too! SO he's probably at home cheering on his girl.

Damn this show is hillarious.. omg. I've just recently gotten into it, and I keep seeing reruns, but this's one show where I can watch the same episode five times or more IN A ROW! One after the other after the other! and not really get sick of it, cause it's so damn funny! OMG!!!! NOTHING else compares to this!!

I couldn't get over the farm job they had, where they were supposed to fill up milk bottles, and they made such a mess, they freaked out and dumped a BUCKET of water on the table, spilling much water into bottles not fully filled yet, and then "!!!" they get an idea, "Lets fill up the rest of the bottles with water. ..." and then they start hiding the bottles?!?!

Ohh, and the recent one I seen they were at the towns get together thing, and they were supposed to represent the community? AHHAHHAA.. .. it's so whacked. That town that has like a population of 810 .. roughly? I know of a place just like, where EVERYONE knows EVERYBODY else! It's crazy, those girls are gonna ruin the reputations of the family they are living with. Aaaahh.. hahahaa.. and Nickie got the youngest (baby) son's name painted over her clevage, that is! Ahhaa.. I cannot explain it.

WATCH THE SHOW.
Paris is hot (even though she was left in the tanning bed too damn long), and Nickie is cute as heck! The fake crying she did when they racked 200 usd sum birdhouse on that guy's credit, omg I .. .. can't laugh any harder.

AWESOME SHOW. [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs.gif[/img]

12-20-2003, 09:07 PM

[img]graemlins/thumbs.gif[/img] Definately one of my favorite shows. That show is just hilarious. The family are so cute esp. Curly and Braxton. Omg I wonder what Paris Hilton thought about how Braxton (the 4yr old) when he playing with her chihuahua (which looked a bit llike a rough play).

01-04-2004, 05:41 AM

There is no way on earth that two adult females can possibly make choices that inconsiderate, irresponsible, disrespectful and utterly incompetent as those two. I swear there is a guy just off of screen instructing them on what to do in order to look that bad.

That being said, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie are what is wrong with America. They represent everything I hate. Even moreso than the Catholic Church.

To use a simpson's quote "in other country in the world, they would have starved to death long ago."

I am inspired to launch a sophisticated campaign of arson and murder in order to destroy the Hilton legacy and fortune and ensure that the Hilton sister never again feed off the spoils of the travelling public.

And Paris has the flattest ass in the entire universe.

01-04-2004, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sylus:
Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie are what is wrong with America. They represent everything I hate. And Paris has the flattest ass in the entire universe.

ya that's totally true. that's the bad side about the show and sometimes i feel really sorry for those people who had to put up with those ****.

nicola · 01-16-2004, 02:25 PM

I think this show is hilarious..It doesn't bother me, b/c i feel like these girls know that they are dumb as hell and funny as anything...I think they do it on purpose which is great---nothing but JOKES! I missed it on tuesday, but I tivo'ed it...going home and watching it tonight.

Did anyone catch the reunion last night?? I once again recorded it on my TiVo, but watched it when i got home and thought it was pretty funny. Really cool how they gave the family a car!! But i feel like they should have given them more than one car for the whole family.....

[ January 20, 2004, 07:33 AM: Message edited by: Ingwe ]

01-19-2004, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nicola:
Really cool how they gave the family a car! But i feel like they should have given them more than one car for the whole family...

I agree. It would have been nicer if they had givem them a house plus that one car or like a vacation trip.

01-21-2004, 07:00 PM

This show is outrageous. I was gonna buy it on dvd but, is it uncensored? :confused:

12-02-2003, 03:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Little Love Guest Posts: n/a	Does anyone else find the previews hysterical? The roadkill one was so funny.. "what's that?" "a new belt" like WHO says that?! lol Anyways starts today! Dec 2nd

12-02-2003, 01:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mat Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1,030	Yup, one of the few things ive been looking forward to this week. Finnaly a reality show that looks half decent to sit thru. [img]graemlins/sly.gif[/img]

12-02-2003, 11:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Konarmi Guest Posts: n/a	I have never laughed so hard in my life!! I love this show.. any bets if they last? "do you guys hang out at WalMart?" [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] [ December 02, 2003, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Konarmi ]

12-02-2003, 11:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
everwoodluver Guest Posts: n/a	omg!!! that was soooooo funny!!! this is gonna become my favorite reality show! LOL so funny when theyre like, "whats walmart? is that like where you buy walls?" and they have to live on a porch with a well in it and those bugs!

12-03-2003, 01:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lemmiwinks Guest Posts: n/a	That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen! My God, those girls are dumb. How come Paris can drive a Porsche, but she can't even drive a pickup? Loved the Wal Mart thing, too. By the previews, they're gonna need a real swift kick in the butt if they're gonna survive and stay out of jail. But it does go to show you how worthless the rich can be.

12-03-2003, 10:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mat Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1,030	loved it so far, but to many dam commercials, plus paris has no a$$

12-03-2003, 08:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
everwoodluver Guest Posts: n/a	i heard in a interview with paris that she said she was playin a character on the show and that in real life she actually goes to mc danalds and taco bell...yea right! i dont beleive that for a second

12-03-2003, 10:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
Konarmi Guest Posts: n/a	Part 2 is on right now.. I'll be editting retarded moments.. :D

12-04-2003, 01:33 AM	#9 (permalink)
IKillChildren Guest Posts: n/a	Paris is really hot...but dumber and much more spoiled than even Jessica Simpson All she ever does is whine. Two seconds of work and you would think she was out in the Killing Fields. Ehhh....what a show.

12-04-2003, 06:09 AM	#10 (permalink)
Kenny Hardly here..... ever. Join Date: May 2000 Location: TN Posts: 160 My Profile	Awesome show. :D Those two girls are soooooo far out of touch with society that its sad. Here I thought it'll be cool to be rich and spoiled, but looking at them, I'm not sure if it is. Paris Hilton is hot and rich, but aside from that, what else does she have? Absolutely nothing. I wouldn't mind being a friend of hers... with privilges. :D ;) As for Nicole..... uhhhh.... what DOES she have? She's not hot, she's not smart, she's worthles.... Oh yea, she has money.

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12-04-2003, 10:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mat Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1,030	Good episode lastnight.The main reason they are acting the way they do at "work" is also probley they know after a month, they will be going back to their normal life. Not say if this show was for a freaking YEAR!!, then lets see what would really happen heh.

12-04-2003, 10:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
XNickX Guest Posts: n/a	Haha i've watched both episodes so far.. this show is hilarious. very entertaining [ December 04, 2003, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Nicolas ]

12-05-2003, 12:02 AM	#13 (permalink)
Konarmi Guest Posts: n/a	They got fired.. hahahahahahah Truthfully, what they did to that farmers milk.. that was disgusting. Mind you, to them, $1.20 for a bottle of mile is nathing. The Dairy Farmers consider that their source of income. I saw Paris on the cover of People magazine, I think. "My side" was the title.. what side.. your a twit in real life and it comes across on camera. my side.. the real number of farm boys I f*cked.. I still enjoy laughing at them.. hahahaha.. spoiled little princesses.. Paris looks stoned 99% of the time. hahahahah.. the dog went flying down the kiddie slide.. hahahahahaha.. [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

12-20-2003, 09:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
islander Guest Posts: n/a	[img]graemlins/thumbs.gif[/img] Definately one of my favorite shows. That show is just hilarious. The family are so cute esp. Curly and Braxton. Omg I wonder what Paris Hilton thought about how Braxton (the 4yr old) when he playing with her chihuahua (which looked a bit llike a rough play).

01-04-2004, 05:41 AM	#16 (permalink)
Sylus Guest Posts: n/a	There is no way on earth that two adult females can possibly make choices that inconsiderate, irresponsible, disrespectful and utterly incompetent as those two. I swear there is a guy just off of screen instructing them on what to do in order to look that bad. That being said, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie are what is wrong with America. They represent everything I hate. Even moreso than the Catholic Church. To use a simpson's quote "in other country in the world, they would have starved to death long ago." I am inspired to launch a sophisticated campaign of arson and murder in order to destroy the Hilton legacy and fortune and ensure that the Hilton sister never again feed off the spoils of the travelling public. And Paris has the flattest ass in the entire universe.

01-16-2004, 02:25 PM	#18 (permalink)
nicola Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 248 My Profile	I think this show is hilarious..It doesn't bother me, b/c i feel like these girls know that they are dumb as hell and funny as anything...I think they do it on purpose which is great---nothing but JOKES! I missed it on tuesday, but I tivo'ed it...going home and watching it tonight. Did anyone catch the reunion last night?? I once again recorded it on my TiVo, but watched it when i got home and thought it was pretty funny. Really cool how they gave the family a car!! But i feel like they should have given them more than one car for the whole family..... [ January 20, 2004, 07:33 AM: Message edited by: Ingwe ]

01-21-2004, 07:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
XNickX Guest Posts: n/a	This show is outrageous. I was gonna buy it on dvd but, is it uncensored? :confused: