Seinfeld Quotes

11-22-2003, 10:22 PM

Am I the only Seinfeld junkie here? If there are more of us, post your fave quotes here (it will keeps us occupied until the dvd's are in the works :D ):

Jerry to George after he got that motorized scooter and rode it into Jerry's apartment: "Well George, it must be comforting to know that you'll be going straight to hell at no more than 5 miles an hour!"

Of course there are tons of quotes, but I thought we could do one quote per post, to keep it fresh [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-23-2003, 07:42 PM

Jerry: Oh, this is interesting...
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Jane's topless.
[everyone takes a look]
Cosmo Kramer: Yo yo ma!
Jerry: Boutros Boutros Ghali...
Elaine: Nice rack!

[img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

11-23-2003, 07:55 PM

-Frank, come here!
-No, you come here
-Georgie's getting married!
-What?
-Georgie's getting married!!
-Get the hell outta here. He's getting married?
-Yes!
-To a WOMAN?

Estelle and Frank Costanza

Follow up:
-And she said yes?
-Well, it took a couple hours of convincing, but I was persistent.

Jerry to George

[ November 23, 2003, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: Foo ]

11-24-2003, 01:28 PM

"And you want to be my latex salesman."

"George is getting upset"

"I choose not to run!"

"Sponge-worthy"

"She has man hands"

And my all time favorite:

"Serenity now...insanity later"

11-24-2003, 01:36 PM

this is not really a quote but it was at the end of an episode when everyone on the street started dancing like elaine. now that was funny.

11-24-2003, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fozzie628:
"Serenity now...insanity later"

Classic!

Gotta love George:
"That's why I don't have cable in my house. Because of that naked station. If I had that in my house, I would never turn it off. I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't eat. Eventually, firemen would have to break through the door. They'd find me sitting there in my pajamas with drool coming down my face."

11-25-2003, 01:50 PM

Sex to SAVE the friendship

It's Fucilli (sp) Jerry
It's Macaroni Middler (again sp)

Moores!!!! Moops!!!!!!

You double dipped the chip

The Man-sierre

I don't want to be a pirate!

11-25-2003, 01:59 PM

"I still can't believe you're going out on a blind date."
"I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking."
"You're going by sound? What are we, whales?"

- Jerry and Elaine

11-26-2003, 06:14 PM

Keith Hernandez!!! I despise him!!!

The mother of all mail days!!!

I like to stop at the duty free shop.

If we could combine the 'this' with the 'that'

Your boys should stay in their own neighorhood

12-28-2003, 07:39 PM

"You could've introduced me!"
"I wouldn't know where to start..."

Jerry and Kramer :D

**RebelMan** · 12-30-2003, 12:04 AM

Jerry to Ellen- "What about the breathing, panting, moaning, screaming?"

Ellen to Jerry- "Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake."
:(

Kramer to Jerry- "You know I faked it."
[img]graemlins/woah.gif[/img]

12-31-2003, 08:46 AM

"I'm a great quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. I was raised to give up." -George

"Oh no! The letter! Newman! It's got exclamation points all over it!" - Jerry

01-03-2004, 11:35 PM

The double-*** sequence is my favorite.

"Did you just double-*** that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the *** . Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one *** and end it."
"Well, I'm sorry Timmy, but I don't *** that way."
"Oh, you don't, huh?"
"No. You *** the way you want to *** , I'll *** the way I want to *** ."

[img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

01-03-2004, 11:37 PM

LOL! yeah that is a great one. Looks pretty weird since the word di.p is banned tho [img]tongue.gif[/img]

01-21-2004, 07:11 PM

Jerry: Again with the sweat pants?
George: What? I'm comfortable.
Jerry: You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You're telling the world: "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."

--

Kramer: Hey, Jerry? You're a smart guy, right?
Jerry: No question about it.
Kramer: Alright, you know I'm supposed to go on this special tour today with George's girlfriend.
Jerry: At the zoo?
Kramer: Yeah, but before I met up with her, I stopped to look at the monkeys, when all of a sudden I am hit in the face with a banana peel. I turn and look and there is this monkey really laughing it up. Then someone tells me that he did it. Well, I pick up the banana peel and I wait for that monkey to turn around. And then I -WHAP- let him have it.
Jerry: Kramer, you threw a banana peel at a monkey?
Kramer: Well, he started it!
Jerry: It's a monkey, Kramer!
Kramer: Well, he pushed my buttons, I couldn't help it, Jerry.
Jerry: Well, I still think it's wrong.
Kramer: Alright, alright, fine. You take the monkey's side, alright, go ahead.

--

George: How could she leave us alone with this lunatic? Ten more minutes, and that's it! I'm leaving. I have to tell you, this guy scares me.
Jerry: The waiter was trembling.
George: If she doesn't show up, we can't possibly have dinner with him alone.
Jerry: How are we gonna get out of it?
George: We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home.
Jerry: Yeah, that's good. He'd clunk our heads together like Moe.
George: I don't know. Just start scratching. Tell him you have the crabs. He was in the military. He'll understand that.

:D :D

01-21-2004, 07:36 PM

"Your mother reads your mail?"
"Yeah."
"What do you mean, like postcards?"
"Oh, anything."
"She doesn't open?"
"She'll open."
"You've caught your mother opening envelopes?"
"Yes."
"What does she say?"
"I was curious."
"Isn't that against the law?"
"Maybe, do you think I can get her locked up?"

Jerry and George :D

"Six years I've had this t-shirt. It's my best one. I call him Golden Boy."
...
"What, are you in a bad mood?"
"I got my laundry back."
"Golden Boy?"
"He didn't make it."
"I'm sorry."
"This is Golden Boy's son, Baby Blue."

Again Jerry and George [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

11-22-2003, 10:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Foo Guest Posts: n/a	Am I the only Seinfeld junkie here? If there are more of us, post your fave quotes here (it will keeps us occupied until the dvd's are in the works :D ): Jerry to George after he got that motorized scooter and rode it into Jerry's apartment: "Well George, it must be comforting to know that you'll be going straight to hell at no more than 5 miles an hour!" Of course there are tons of quotes, but I thought we could do one quote per post, to keep it fresh [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-23-2003, 07:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
lil_faith Guest Posts: n/a	Jerry: Oh, this is interesting... Elaine: What? Jerry: Jane's topless. [everyone takes a look] Cosmo Kramer: Yo yo ma! Jerry: Boutros Boutros Ghali... Elaine: Nice rack! [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

11-23-2003, 07:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Foo Guest Posts: n/a	-Frank, come here! -No, you come here -Georgie's getting married! -What? -Georgie's getting married!! -Get the hell outta here. He's getting married? -Yes! -To a WOMAN? Estelle and Frank Costanza Follow up: -And she said yes? -Well, it took a couple hours of convincing, but I was persistent. Jerry to George [ November 23, 2003, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: Foo ]

11-24-2003, 01:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
fozzie628 Guest Posts: n/a	"And you want to be my latex salesman." "George is getting upset" "I choose not to run!" "Sponge-worthy" "She has man hands" And my all time favorite: "Serenity now...insanity later"

11-24-2003, 01:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
scratchy Guest Posts: n/a	this is not really a quote but it was at the end of an episode when everyone on the street started dancing like elaine. now that was funny.

11-25-2003, 01:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
fozzie628 Guest Posts: n/a	Sex to SAVE the friendship It's Fucilli (sp) Jerry It's Macaroni Middler (again sp) Moores!!!! Moops!!!!!! You double dipped the chip The Man-sierre I don't want to be a pirate!

11-25-2003, 01:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Foo Guest Posts: n/a	"I still can't believe you're going out on a blind date." "I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking." "You're going by sound? What are we, whales?" - Jerry and Elaine

11-26-2003, 06:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
fozzie628 Guest Posts: n/a	Keith Hernandez!!! I despise him!!! The mother of all mail days!!! I like to stop at the duty free shop. If we could combine the 'this' with the 'that' Your boys should stay in their own neighorhood

12-28-2003, 07:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
Foo Guest Posts: n/a	"You could've introduced me!" "I wouldn't know where to start..." Jerry and Kramer :D

12-30-2003, 12:04 AM	#11 (permalink)
RebelMan AgEnT oF ChAoS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Web Posts: 12,594 My Profile	Jerry to Ellen- "What about the breathing, panting, moaning, screaming?" Ellen to Jerry- "Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake." :( Kramer to Jerry- "You know I faked it." [img]graemlins/woah.gif[/img]

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12-31-2003, 08:46 AM	#12 (permalink)
Taake Guest Posts: n/a	"I'm a great quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. I was raised to give up." -George "Oh no! The letter! Newman! It's got exclamation points all over it!" - Jerry

01-03-2004, 11:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
dkw Guest Posts: n/a	The double-* sequence is my favorite. "Did you just double-* that chip?" "Excuse me?" "You double-dipped the chip." "Double-dipped? What are you talking about?" "You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again." "So?" "That's like putting your whole mouth right in the * . Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one * and end it." "Well, I'm sorry Timmy, but I don't * that way." "Oh, you don't, huh?" "No. You * the way you want to * , I'll * the way I want to *** ." [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

01-03-2004, 11:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
Foo Guest Posts: n/a	LOL! yeah that is a great one. Looks pretty weird since the word di.p is banned tho [img]tongue.gif[/img]

01-21-2004, 07:11 PM	#15 (permalink)
XNickX Guest Posts: n/a	Jerry: Again with the sweat pants? George: What? I'm comfortable. Jerry: You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You're telling the world: "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable." -- Kramer: Hey, Jerry? You're a smart guy, right? Jerry: No question about it. Kramer: Alright, you know I'm supposed to go on this special tour today with George's girlfriend. Jerry: At the zoo? Kramer: Yeah, but before I met up with her, I stopped to look at the monkeys, when all of a sudden I am hit in the face with a banana peel. I turn and look and there is this monkey really laughing it up. Then someone tells me that he did it. Well, I pick up the banana peel and I wait for that monkey to turn around. And then I -WHAP- let him have it. Jerry: Kramer, you threw a banana peel at a monkey? Kramer: Well, he started it! Jerry: It's a monkey, Kramer! Kramer: Well, he pushed my buttons, I couldn't help it, Jerry. Jerry: Well, I still think it's wrong. Kramer: Alright, alright, fine. You take the monkey's side, alright, go ahead. -- George: How could she leave us alone with this lunatic? Ten more minutes, and that's it! I'm leaving. I have to tell you, this guy scares me. Jerry: The waiter was trembling. George: If she doesn't show up, we can't possibly have dinner with him alone. Jerry: How are we gonna get out of it? George: We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home. Jerry: Yeah, that's good. He'd clunk our heads together like Moe. George: I don't know. Just start scratching. Tell him you have the crabs. He was in the military. He'll understand that. :D :D

01-21-2004, 07:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
Foo Guest Posts: n/a	"Your mother reads your mail?" "Yeah." "What do you mean, like postcards?" "Oh, anything." "She doesn't open?" "She'll open." "You've caught your mother opening envelopes?" "Yes." "What does she say?" "I was curious." "Isn't that against the law?" "Maybe, do you think I can get her locked up?" Jerry and George :D "Six years I've had this t-shirt. It's my best one. I call him Golden Boy." ... "What, are you in a bad mood?" "I got my laundry back." "Golden Boy?" "He didn't make it." "I'm sorry." "This is Golden Boy's son, Baby Blue." Again Jerry and George [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]