Top 5 TV Villains

01-05-2006, 04:21 PM

Who are your top 5 TV baddies?

Mine:

5. MR. BURNS (The Simpsons) - Some have called him the devil himself, and he's never denied it. Whether it be taking candy from a baby, selling shells to the Nazis (his worked, dammit!), or denying Springfield the sun, Monty possesses a shriveled heart of ice. Even when he tries to do good it ends up evil, like Li'l Lisa Slurry. Why he's only #5 on the list? His devious plans have been thwarted by Homer Simpson. If he can beat you, anybody can.

4. ANGELUS (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel) - Most vampires need to be taught to embrace their evil instincts. Not Angelus. From the moment he climbed out of his grave, he was evil incarnate, and in a few short years, his viciousness was already mythic to the point that even other vampires were afraid of him. The fact that he enjoys tormenting his victims before killing them makes him even worse. Angelus is the Hannibal Lecter of vampires and everything a great villain should be: Smart, focused, and has an uncanny ability to read people. His only downfall is he often underestimates his enemies, and he would rather run than fight, making him #4 on the list.

3. SHERRI PALMER (24) - Dubbed Lady McPalmer by "24" fanatics, Sherri is much like Angelus: Smart, manipulative, and ambitious. Some of her greatest moments include assisting terrorists in a nuclear attack on the United States, just to get back at her ex-husband, President David Palmer, and watching a friend's husband die of a heart attack while she held his heart medicine inches away from him, which was her way of helping President Palmer in his re-election. This is one First Lady you don't want to fu<biga>ck with. She makes Hillary Clinton look like Jessica Simpson. Smart as she is, her plans never really come to fruition. Still, when you've got the President of the United States by the balls, you've earned your plance at #3.

2. GUL DUKAT (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) - Another baddie with a thirst for power and consumed with political ambition, add in some genocidal tendancies and you've got the Hitler of the Star Trek series, Gul Dukat. As the leader of the Cardassian occupation of Bajor, Dukat oversaw the execution of countless Bajorans. What makes him so dangerous is his ability to jump between loyalties. One day he's a friend of the Federation, the next he's at war with them as part of the Dominion. One thing's for sure, if you're in the same room as Gul Dukat, you'd better grow eyes in the back of your head, because he just might stab you in the back.

...and the worst television villain of all-time is...

1. ERIC CARTMAN (South Park) - Absolutely the most hateful, manipulative, prejudiced character that television has ever seen, and he's only 8 years old. Eric Cartman simply has no soul. From his hatred of his friends (Kenny because he's poor, Kyle because he's Jewish), hippies, gingers, and independent films, this belligerent fourth grader lives a life of constant sloth and anger. What's worse is he actually believes in what he does! Don't be fooled by his apparant stupidity: Cartman is an evil genius on a level that the others on this list could only dream about. Who else could - or would - try to win the Special Olympics just to win the prize money? Who else would pull Kenny's feeding tube so he could inherit the boy's PSP? Or creating a Christian rock band that made sex songs about Jesus? Whose idea of revenge includes orchestrating the death's of a kid's parents, making them into chili, tricking the kid into eating it, then in his moment of grief, have the kid's favorite band Radiohead, show up and call him a pu<biga>ssy? Who got stem cell research legislation passed under the guise of helping a dying Kenny, but only wanted his own Shaky's Pizza? These are only some of Cartman's diabolical schemes. What made this kid into such a monster? Maybe it's because his mom is a hermaphrodite and is actually his biological father and the town wh<biga>ore, or he could be lashing out due to being a giant fatass. In the end, it doesn't matter, because Eric Cartman is the biggest bastard in TV history, and he's proud of it. Don't piss him off.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 01-05-2006, 06:22 PM

foxtv network...haha [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

farsighted · 01-06-2006, 10:21 AM

Great pick on Sherry Palmer, this is definitely a good one. She was great, and she never went away.

01-07-2006, 03:59 PM

I think the all-time greatest TV villian is Callisto (played by the wonderful Hudson Leick) on Xena: Warrior Princess... She was a great character, and unlike most, actually had a reason to want to kill and cause harm to others... Hudson is also an AMAZING actress...

[ January 07, 2006, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: MCfan4eaa ]

Kashie · 01-13-2006, 03:49 PM

I love the ones you chose Lemmiwinks, so if you don't mind :D I don't get the way you rated them though. In my book: 1st mean my favorite villain, 2nd means my second favorite and so on..

1. ANGELUS (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)
2. COLE (Charmed)
3. SAWYER (Lost) Even though he's not the bad guy, no body really likes or trust him
4. SHERRI PALMER (24)
5. ERIC CARTMAN (South Park)

solo1 · 01-17-2006, 07:53 PM

Hah! Eric Cartman rocks. I never get sick of watching him.

Kashie · 01-18-2006, 02:09 PM

Me neither [img]smile.gif[/img]

[sic] · 01-20-2006, 02:04 AM

My favorite of all time is the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 01-21-2006, 07:24 PM

what about the daleks!!

Kashie · 01-22-2006, 06:18 AM

01-22-2006, 06:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
Kashie Bunny Gooz Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: dk Posts: 2,062 My Profile	Who?

01-05-2006, 04:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lemmiwinks Guest Posts: n/a	Who are your top 5 TV baddies? Mine: 5. MR. BURNS (The Simpsons) - Some have called him the devil himself, and he's never denied it. Whether it be taking candy from a baby, selling shells to the Nazis (his worked, dammit!), or denying Springfield the sun, Monty possesses a shriveled heart of ice. Even when he tries to do good it ends up evil, like Li'l Lisa Slurry. Why he's only #5 on the list? His devious plans have been thwarted by Homer Simpson. If he can beat you, anybody can. 4. ANGELUS (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel) - Most vampires need to be taught to embrace their evil instincts. Not Angelus. From the moment he climbed out of his grave, he was evil incarnate, and in a few short years, his viciousness was already mythic to the point that even other vampires were afraid of him. The fact that he enjoys tormenting his victims before killing them makes him even worse. Angelus is the Hannibal Lecter of vampires and everything a great villain should be: Smart, focused, and has an uncanny ability to read people. His only downfall is he often underestimates his enemies, and he would rather run than fight, making him #4 on the list. 3. SHERRI PALMER (24) - Dubbed Lady McPalmer by "24" fanatics, Sherri is much like Angelus: Smart, manipulative, and ambitious. Some of her greatest moments include assisting terrorists in a nuclear attack on the United States, just to get back at her ex-husband, President David Palmer, and watching a friend's husband die of a heart attack while she held his heart medicine inches away from him, which was her way of helping President Palmer in his re-election. This is one First Lady you don't want to fu<biga>ck with. She makes Hillary Clinton look like Jessica Simpson. Smart as she is, her plans never really come to fruition. Still, when you've got the President of the United States by the balls, you've earned your plance at #3. 2. GUL DUKAT (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) - Another baddie with a thirst for power and consumed with political ambition, add in some genocidal tendancies and you've got the Hitler of the Star Trek series, Gul Dukat. As the leader of the Cardassian occupation of Bajor, Dukat oversaw the execution of countless Bajorans. What makes him so dangerous is his ability to jump between loyalties. One day he's a friend of the Federation, the next he's at war with them as part of the Dominion. One thing's for sure, if you're in the same room as Gul Dukat, you'd better grow eyes in the back of your head, because he just might stab you in the back. ...and the worst television villain of all-time is... 1. ERIC CARTMAN (South Park) - Absolutely the most hateful, manipulative, prejudiced character that television has ever seen, and he's only 8 years old. Eric Cartman simply has no soul. From his hatred of his friends (Kenny because he's poor, Kyle because he's Jewish), hippies, gingers, and independent films, this belligerent fourth grader lives a life of constant sloth and anger. What's worse is he actually believes in what he does! Don't be fooled by his apparant stupidity: Cartman is an evil genius on a level that the others on this list could only dream about. Who else could - or would - try to win the Special Olympics just to win the prize money? Who else would pull Kenny's feeding tube so he could inherit the boy's PSP? Or creating a Christian rock band that made sex songs about Jesus? Whose idea of revenge includes orchestrating the death's of a kid's parents, making them into chili, tricking the kid into eating it, then in his moment of grief, have the kid's favorite band Radiohead, show up and call him a pu<biga>ssy? Who got stem cell research legislation passed under the guise of helping a dying Kenny, but only wanted his own Shaky's Pizza? These are only some of Cartman's diabolical schemes. What made this kid into such a monster? Maybe it's because his mom is a hermaphrodite and is actually his biological father and the town wh<biga>ore, or he could be lashing out due to being a giant fatass. In the end, it doesn't matter, because Eric Cartman is the biggest bastard in TV history, and he's proud of it. Don't piss him off.

01-05-2006, 06:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,295 My Profile	foxtv network...haha [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

01-06-2006, 10:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
farsighted Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 580 My Profile	Great pick on Sherry Palmer, this is definitely a good one. She was great, and she never went away.

01-07-2006, 03:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
MCfan4eaa Guest Posts: n/a	I think the all-time greatest TV villian is Callisto (played by the wonderful Hudson Leick) on Xena: Warrior Princess... She was a great character, and unlike most, actually had a reason to want to kill and cause harm to others... Hudson is also an AMAZING actress... [ January 07, 2006, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: MCfan4eaa ]

01-13-2006, 03:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kashie Bunny Gooz Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: dk Posts: 2,062 My Profile	I love the ones you chose Lemmiwinks, so if you don't mind :D I don't get the way you rated them though. In my book: 1st mean my favorite villain, 2nd means my second favorite and so on.. 1. ANGELUS (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel) 2. COLE (Charmed) 3. SAWYER (Lost) Even though he's not the bad guy, no body really likes or trust him 4. SHERRI PALMER (24) 5. ERIC CARTMAN (South Park)

01-17-2006, 07:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
solo1 Heartless Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,673 My Profile	Hah! Eric Cartman rocks. I never get sick of watching him.

01-18-2006, 02:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kashie Bunny Gooz Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: dk Posts: 2,062 My Profile	Me neither [img]smile.gif[/img]

01-20-2006, 02:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
[sic] Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 196 My Profile	My favorite of all time is the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.

01-21-2006, 07:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,295 My Profile	what about the daleks!!

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