Favorite "House" quotes

05-18-2005, 08:09 PM

i think the shows soo funny ! lol so here are some of mine -->

Intern: [trying to tell and uninterested House a patient's history] You're reading a comic book.
Dr. Gregory House: You're drawing attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top.
[Intern covers her chest with her clipboard]
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, sorry, I thought we were having a "state-the-obvious" contest.

Dr. Gregory House: [in Cuddy's office with Foreman] Hey! He knows more homeless people than any of us!
[to Foreman]
Dr. Gregory House: Go check out the hood, Dog.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
Dr. Gregory House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
[to Lisa]
Dr. Gregory House: That is true, isn't it?
[to crowd]
Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
[nobody moves]
Dr. Gregory House: And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
[everybody raises their hand]
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Jody Matthews?
[Jody raises her hand]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Please accompany Doctor House to Exam Room One.

Orange patient: What is that? What are you taking?
Dr. Gregory House: Painkillers.
Orange patient: Oh, for your... for your leg.
Dr. Gregory House: No, 'cause they're yummy! Want one?

Dr. Wilson: I love my wife.
Dr. Gregory House: You certainly love saying it.

Dr. Gregory House: Chicks dig this
[waves cane]
Dr. Gregory House: It's better than a puppy!

Dr. Gregory House: Like I always say, there's no ?I? in team. There's a ?me? though, if you jumble it up.

Dr. Gregory House: I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce.

Dr. Taylor Foreman: You assaulted that man!
Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I'll never do it again.
Dr. Taylor Foreman: Yes you will.
Dr. Gregory House: All the more reason this debate is pointless.

06-02-2005, 01:46 PM

eek I didn't even notice this [img]smile.gif[/img] Cool stuff [img]smile.gif[/img]

06-02-2005, 01:47 PM

Hugh Laurie is such a sexy man. I'd bang him.

I love you for this. Thanks Catiq. :cool:

[ June 02, 2005, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Lobby ]

rh71 · 07-12-2005, 08:51 PM

The one that sticks in my mind is with House and Foreman in an elevator...

[paraphrased]
Foreman: Chase tackled him
House: How come you didn't do it ?
Foreman: Well I am black, but he was closer

07-12-2005, 11:03 PM

I can't wait for the next season. I love his jokes involving his cane.

12-18-2005, 09:05 PM

this season is amazing~! and I agree, Hugh Laurie is so hot and I dont even like older men ;)

12-23-2005, 12:28 PM

I've only seen the show a couple of times. Very funny. Appreciate the quotes. Made me laugh. Maybe I'll have to try to start watching.

Charlie5x5 · 12-24-2005, 11:36 PM

i think this is starting over here soon, it sounds hilarious, those quotes were great. Anyone have any word on if/when its airing here and what channel?

M@tt · 12-26-2005, 03:10 PM

The first season has already been shown here, both on five and the Hallmark channel. In fact, they're showing House marathons on Hallmark over Christmas, as well as five showing a seasonal episode on Thursday night.

The second season begins on five in January.

Charlie5x5 · 12-28-2005, 11:10 AM

Ha! Guess i missed it then. Although from those quotes i can see it being like Scrubs. I can even picture the cast saying those actual lines [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-18-2005, 08:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
caitq1 Guest Posts: n/a	i think the shows soo funny ! lol so here are some of mine --> Intern: [trying to tell and uninterested House a patient's history] You're reading a comic book. Dr. Gregory House: You're drawing attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. [Intern covers her chest with her clipboard] Dr. Gregory House: Oh, sorry, I thought we were having a "state-the-obvious" contest. Dr. Gregory House: [in Cuddy's office with Foreman] Hey! He knows more homeless people than any of us! [to Foreman] Dr. Gregory House: Go check out the hood, Dog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Gregory House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file. Dr. Gregory House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. [to Lisa] Dr. Gregory House: That is true, isn't it? [to crowd] Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? [nobody moves] Dr. Gregory House: And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys? [everybody raises their hand] Dr. Gregory House: Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Jody Matthews? [Jody raises her hand] Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Please accompany Doctor House to Exam Room One. Orange patient: What is that? What are you taking? Dr. Gregory House: Painkillers. Orange patient: Oh, for your... for your leg. Dr. Gregory House: No, 'cause they're yummy! Want one? Dr. Wilson: I love my wife. Dr. Gregory House: You certainly love saying it. Dr. Gregory House: Chicks dig this [waves cane] Dr. Gregory House: It's better than a puppy! Dr. Gregory House: Like I always say, there's no ?I? in team. There's a ?me? though, if you jumble it up. Dr. Gregory House: I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce. Dr. Taylor Foreman: You assaulted that man! Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I'll never do it again. Dr. Taylor Foreman: Yes you will. Dr. Gregory House: All the more reason this debate is pointless.

06-02-2005, 01:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
TrineX Guest Posts: n/a	eek I didn't even notice this [img]smile.gif[/img] Cool stuff [img]smile.gif[/img]

06-02-2005, 01:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lobby Guest Posts: n/a	Hugh Laurie is such a sexy man. I'd bang him. I love you for this. Thanks Catiq. :cool: [ June 02, 2005, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Lobby ]

07-12-2005, 08:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
rh71 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,685 My Profile	The one that sticks in my mind is with House and Foreman in an elevator... [paraphrased] Foreman: Chase tackled him House: How come you didn't do it ? Foreman: Well I am black, but he was closer

07-12-2005, 11:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lobby Guest Posts: n/a	I can't wait for the next season. I love his jokes involving his cane.

12-18-2005, 09:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
caitq1 Guest Posts: n/a	this season is amazing~! and I agree, Hugh Laurie is so hot and I dont even like older men ;)

12-23-2005, 12:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
tg_1 Guest Posts: n/a	I've only seen the show a couple of times. Very funny. Appreciate the quotes. Made me laugh. Maybe I'll have to try to start watching.

12-24-2005, 11:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
Charlie5x5 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,171 My Profile	i think this is starting over here soon, it sounds hilarious, those quotes were great. Anyone have any word on if/when its airing here and what channel?

12-26-2005, 03:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
M@tt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: UK Posts: 1,965 My Profile	The first season has already been shown here, both on five and the Hallmark channel. In fact, they're showing House marathons on Hallmark over Christmas, as well as five showing a seasonal episode on Thursday night. The second season begins on five in January.

12-28-2005, 11:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
Charlie5x5 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,171 My Profile	Ha! Guess i missed it then. Although from those quotes i can see it being like Scrubs. I can even picture the cast saying those actual lines [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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