Funniest Movie - Line

solo1 · 05-30-2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jocasta:
Listen here! [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

Inspired by Jocasta's Darth Vader post, name a movie you have watched, and the (one only) funniest line from it, or the line that most grabbed you from it.

Team America: World Police

Spotsworth: If you get captured by these terrorists, you're going to want to kill yourself, so take this...
[hands over a hammer]

There are lots of funny lines in this movie, but this is the only one that made tea come out my nose.

[ May 31, 2005, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: rebelman20 ]

**i_survived_disturbia** · 05-30-2005, 06:40 PM

I think it is funny in "Star Wars: Episode 2" when Anakin breaks his lite saber (or whatever you call it) and he's like "Oh no, not again!". I just thought it was so funny! And what was also funny is when it happened again, in the same movie and my sister and I said it at the sametime, but he didn't say it. I just thought that line was so funny!

[ May 30, 2005, 05:42 PM: Message edited by: hilary_duff_rocks1986 ]

05-31-2005, 12:13 PM

how can you posst such a thread, there are so much funny movies with funny lines! but i think ill have to go with Pirates of the Caribbean, thats such a funny movie! and than especially when Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth are on the island and when Jack wakes up Elizabeth had made a fire and he's like: "Why is the rum gone?"
And she starts about it that the fire is very high and that everyone would see that and he's like: "yeah, but why is the rum gone!" [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] makes me laugh every time... and the part after that, that he's walking and saying in a funny voice "it must be terrible on this island for you it must be... WELL IT IS BLOODY HELL NOW!!!" [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

now see what youve done? now i wanna see the movie again!

JenniferNoble · 05-31-2005, 01:24 PM

i cant come up with a funny movie line right now but i do know a funny movie moment. every time i see it i laugh my ass off.

in garfield the movie, garfield makes a complete mess of the house and he ends up under a bookcase. the moment John Arbuckle comes in, garfield comes out of the bookcase, looks shocked and then pulls out the funniest smile i have EVER seen. seriously its hilarious.

Cat · 05-31-2005, 05:47 PM

Because I saw Garden State not long ago, I'll just give you a few quotes from that one. Some of them are really good, I love it!

Here's a few:

Natalie Portman's character Sam says:
"Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!"

And some guy named Mark:
"I'm okay with being unimpressive, I sleep better."

And take a look at the ones in the signature too.

farsighted · 06-01-2005, 11:55 AM

From Caddyshack:
Judge- "And I'm no slouch myself."
Ty Webb- "Oh, don't sell yourself short judge, I bet you're a tremendous slouch."

06-02-2005, 12:28 PM

ow and the phone-conversation between sebastian and his stapsister in Cruel Intentions:

-Did you ****ed her yet?
-Im working on it.
-Loser!
-Blow me... bye

haha [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] ! and than hes in her room and she says: "I wanna ****!"
Sebastian: "And I dont"

[img]graemlins/orbit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] :D !! lol

JenniferNoble · 06-02-2005, 05:00 PM

lol it didnt go that way at all!

cathrine: did you f*ck her?
sebastian: not yet.
c. Loser!
s. drop dead!
c. will you call me?
s. yeah bye

solo1 · 06-04-2005, 02:38 PM

I've just seen Sin City

"Nobody laugh! [wheeze] This isn't funny!"

06-07-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JenniferNoble:
lol it didnt go that way at all!

cathrine: did you f*ck her?
sebastian: not yet.
c. Loser!
s. drop dead!
c. will you call me?
s. yeah bye

im sure it did! i wrote it down when i was watching the show and realized that you were wrong all the time you talked about it!

JenniferNoble · 06-09-2005, 01:14 PM

no freakin' way. im gonna watch it again as soon as im at my moms. :D

**i_survived_disturbia** · 06-09-2005, 08:12 PM

I also like it in "Star Wars 3", at the beginning when they are in the ship and driving it that is blowing up and Anakin says "I think we lost something" and then you see the whole back half of the ship come off! I just think that is so funny! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ June 09, 2005, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: hilary_duff_rocks1986 ]

solo1 · 06-10-2005, 02:00 PM

I thought that was funny too. Maybe that movie wasn't so bad after all.

R@H · 06-10-2005, 04:26 PM

Whats eating gilbert grape?:

Gilbert: [climbing of the water tower] It's not going to happen again. This is the last time. Right Arnie?
Arnie: It's the last time.
Gilbert: Okay. Let's go.
Arnie: But I want to go back up there again.

Arnie: I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want.

**Shaun** · 06-12-2005, 10:24 PM

My favorite movie has a ton of great lines: Baseketball. One of my favorite lines (that is not too vulgar):
"First we get the jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks"

There's a million hilarious jokes in that movie though

solo1 · 06-13-2005, 11:08 AM

Being John Malkovich

"No problemo! Poof! You're a puppeteer."

07-06-2005, 08:40 PM

Cool Hand Luke

Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.

Total Recall*
Arnold: "C'mon, you've got what you want Cohagen, give those people EEEEAAAIRR."

<tt>*Unintentionally funnytt>

07-07-2005, 07:25 AM

Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie had some great funny lines...

Um...let me think of one...

John Smith: Just to let you know, I was married once before.
Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number?
John Smith: No...you're not gonna kill her.

I thought that was funny. And oh! Another one...

John: CHICKEN SHIIIIIIT! (yells at Jane from across a building)
Jane: PUSSSY!

Funny movie, great lines! OH, and my ultime favorite line? look down...

solo1 · 07-07-2005, 04:23 PM

"Withnail! What are you doing?"

"I'm ... making time ..."

**Shaun** · 07-08-2005, 10:08 AM

Something like
"I'm delighted to tell you there are two thermal nuclear missiles headed our way. If you don't mind, I'm gonna take evasive maneuvers."

05-30-2005, 06:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
i_survived_disturbia Moderator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 5,025 My Profile	I think it is funny in "Star Wars: Episode 2" when Anakin breaks his lite saber (or whatever you call it) and he's like "Oh no, not again!". I just thought it was so funny! And what was also funny is when it happened again, in the same movie and my sister and I said it at the sametime, but he didn't say it. I just thought that line was so funny! [ May 30, 2005, 05:42 PM: Message edited by: hilary_duff_rocks1986 ]

05-31-2005, 12:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
Liza the vampire Guest Posts: n/a	how can you posst such a thread, there are so much funny movies with funny lines! but i think ill have to go with Pirates of the Caribbean, thats such a funny movie! and than especially when Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth are on the island and when Jack wakes up Elizabeth had made a fire and he's like: "Why is the rum gone?" And she starts about it that the fire is very high and that everyone would see that and he's like: "yeah, but why is the rum gone!" [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] makes me laugh every time... and the part after that, that he's walking and saying in a funny voice "it must be terrible on this island for you it must be... WELL IT IS BLOODY HELL NOW!!!" [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] now see what youve done? now i wanna see the movie again!

05-31-2005, 01:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,652 My Profile	i cant come up with a funny movie line right now but i do know a funny movie moment. every time i see it i laugh my ass off. in garfield the movie, garfield makes a complete mess of the house and he ends up under a bookcase. the moment John Arbuckle comes in, garfield comes out of the bookcase, looks shocked and then pulls out the funniest smile i have EVER seen. seriously its hilarious.

05-31-2005, 05:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cat Bloomin' crazy Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 1,987 My Profile	Because I saw Garden State not long ago, I'll just give you a few quotes from that one. Some of them are really good, I love it! Here's a few: Natalie Portman's character Sam says: "Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!" And some guy named Mark: "I'm okay with being unimpressive, I sleep better." And take a look at the ones in the signature too.

06-01-2005, 11:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
farsighted Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 580 My Profile	From Caddyshack: Judge- "And I'm no slouch myself." Ty Webb- "Oh, don't sell yourself short judge, I bet you're a tremendous slouch."

06-02-2005, 12:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Liza the vampire Guest Posts: n/a	ow and the phone-conversation between sebastian and his stapsister in Cruel Intentions: -Did you **ed her yet? -Im working on it. -Loser! -Blow me... bye haha [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] ! and than hes in her room and she says: "I wanna **!" Sebastian: "And I dont" [img]graemlins/orbit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] :D !! lol

06-02-2005, 05:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,652 My Profile	lol it didnt go that way at all! cathrine: did you f*ck her? sebastian: not yet. c. Loser! s. drop dead! c. will you call me? s. yeah bye

06-04-2005, 02:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
solo1 Heartless Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,673 My Profile	I've just seen Sin City "Nobody laugh! [wheeze] This isn't funny!"

06-09-2005, 01:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,652 My Profile	no freakin' way. im gonna watch it again as soon as im at my moms. :D

06-09-2005, 08:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
i_survived_disturbia Moderator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 5,025 My Profile	I also like it in "Star Wars 3", at the beginning when they are in the ship and driving it that is blowing up and Anakin says "I think we lost something" and then you see the whole back half of the ship come off! I just think that is so funny! [img]smile.gif[/img] [ June 09, 2005, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: hilary_duff_rocks1986 ]

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06-10-2005, 02:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
solo1 Heartless Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,673 My Profile	I thought that was funny too. Maybe that movie wasn't so bad after all.

06-10-2005, 04:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
R@H Lovin' it Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,911 My Profile	Whats eating gilbert grape?: Gilbert: [climbing of the water tower] It's not going to happen again. This is the last time. Right Arnie? Arnie: It's the last time. Gilbert: Okay. Let's go. Arnie: But I want to go back up there again. Arnie: I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want.

06-12-2005, 10:24 PM	#15 (permalink)
Shaun Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,404 My Profile	My favorite movie has a ton of great lines: Baseketball. One of my favorite lines (that is not too vulgar): "First we get the jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks" There's a million hilarious jokes in that movie though

06-13-2005, 11:08 AM	#16 (permalink)
solo1 Heartless Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,673 My Profile	Being John Malkovich "No problemo! Poof! You're a puppeteer."

07-06-2005, 08:40 PM	#17 (permalink)
Dennis- Guest Posts: n/a	Cool Hand Luke Luke: I can eat fifty eggs. Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs. Total Recall* Arnold: "C'mon, you've got what you want Cohagen, give those people EEEEAAAIRR." <tt>*Unintentionally funnytt>

07-07-2005, 07:25 AM	#18 (permalink)
smurf Guest Posts: n/a	Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie had some great funny lines... Um...let me think of one... John Smith: Just to let you know, I was married once before. Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number? John Smith: No...you're not gonna kill her. I thought that was funny. And oh! Another one... John: CHICKEN SHIIIIIIT! (yells at Jane from across a building) Jane: PUSSSY! Funny movie, great lines! OH, and my ultime favorite line? look down...

07-07-2005, 04:23 PM	#19 (permalink)
solo1 Heartless Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,673 My Profile	"Withnail! What are you doing?" "I'm ... making time ..."

07-08-2005, 10:08 AM	#20 (permalink)
Shaun Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,404 My Profile	Something like "I'm delighted to tell you there are two thermal nuclear missiles headed our way. If you don't mind, I'm gonna take evasive maneuvers."