The Joshuary - Josh Hartnett Glossary, The Sacred Text

**Ophelia** · 10-21-2007, 06:19 PM

Words

Bissed - When Bunnies are pissed.

BSD - Bunny Smack Down - Describes a Bunny Brawl. Happens more frequently than one would think in a place named Joshtopia. BSD's are often caused by disagreements regarding Josh's love life or lack there-of (as if).

Bunnyhugs - noun, When Bunnies express their affection for one another.

Bunny Poll - The Joshtopia Bunny place to vote.

Carrot - The almighty Carrot cannot and will never be defined. Thats rule # 1 in the Joshtopian Hand Book.
Ok lets review the first 2 rules if Joshtopia
#1 We do not define the Carrot
#2 We Do Not define the Carrot

CBUA- Crotch Bunch Up Alert. Term used to describe when you can see just a hint or glimmer of Josh's goods in a photo. Causes instant JoHo behavior. CBUA's cause more excitement in Joshtopia than any other Josh photos.

DFBD - Dumb Frisky or F!ucking Bunny Day. Self Explanatory.

Get F!ucked! - A Josh comeback of the best kind.

Gonzai - Bunnies who pay homage to one of Josh's favorite writers, Hunter S. Thompson.

Happy Trail - adjective, Describes the imaginary trail going from Josh's belly button to his...

Hareflu - A terible sickness that only effects Hartnett Bunnies. Declarations of Hareflu are usually accompanied by the image of this sickened Bunny.

Harnett Bunny - noun, name used to describe devoted and faithful Josh fans.

Hat Hottie - Joshua Daniel Hartnett wearing an Exeptional Chapeaux

Hartnephobia - noun, The fear of doing something just for monetary gain and not artistic purposes, that would harm ones image. Can also be used as a verb, "He was hartnephobic about doing Superman, so he turned it down."

JDHD - Joshua Daniel Hartnett Disorder - When you can't concentrate on anything but Josh.

Jeeping - An RPO induced cry.

JoHo - noun, adjective, A Blatant trashy Josh groupie. Can be used as a nickname, or to call out Bunnies who are exhibiting slutty behavior in a thread.

Joshapalooza - Tons of Josh pics.

Josh -A- Roni - noun, Something you eat. A Josh Delicacy.

Joshary - noun, Glossary of Joshism's

Joshed - Being converted into a Josh Hartnett fan by someone who was already a fan of Josh

Joshification - Word used when you are unsure of a Josh fact. i.e. I think Josh has a prius, but I need Joshification on that. Issues needing Joshification are usually handled by Jocasta.

Joshism's - Words or phrases that relate to Josh Hartnett or his fans.

Joshful - adjective, word used to describe when things are pleasant, i.e. "Having a Joshful day."

Joshlike - adjective, self explanatory.

Joshtastic - adjective, anything that is Josh related and fantastic.

Joshtopia - a place where Josh fans come to worship him. Can also be a state of mind or a place devoted to Josh which brings a feeling of wellbeing or for me....lust.

Jurfing - desperatly searching for new Jpsh news or info on the internet.

Juzzle - A Josh puzzle.

Nettoo - Josh Hartnett Ink

NoNett - noun, a condition. Josh Deprivation due to lack of new pics or Josh sightings

October 11, 2007 - The day Flute met Josh outside of the Regis and Kelly Show in NYC. A historical day for the Bunnies, for the full account, click here.

RPO - adjective, verb. A classic Josh look and a favorite among Bunnies, the RPO. Royally Pissed Off. Refers to a certain face Josh makes when he is annoyed. We love it. The RPO induces a certain fervor among the Bunnies, making them all hot, sweaty, and giggly. RPO photos are some of the most coveted, after the CBUA. Some Bunnies swoon, some starting behaving with extreme lust threatening to "plummet straight to the crotch."
RPO'd - RPO can also be used as a verb, i.e. After seeing his ex-girlfriend arrive at the ball in a silly dress, he RPO'd her and then walked away. (see jeeping).

SBC - Startling Bunny Confession - A Josh related confession.

Slevinities - peeps seeking revenge for a wrongdoing. i.e. Scars was attached by 2 Slevenites on Tuesday night.

The Boots - a term referring to Josh's favorite pair of boots. Used to give props. "This Joshary is the Boots!"

The Gap - Refers to the little gap between JOsh two front teeth. We love it. I want to stick my tongue in it.

The Jogging Pic - noun, The Holy Grail of all Josh pics, A photo of Josh jogging in gray sweatpants in NYC. The pic is beyond CBUA. The pic is so valued that the Bunnies often use it as a reward for good behavior or as a prize. The pic is not to be posted casually or taken lightly. The Bunnies take the Jogging Pic very seriously.
(Edited Version Only!)

The Prince of Mean - Refers to the pic of Josh giving the meanest RPO ever. Automatically causes Jeeping and JoHo tendencies similtaniously.

The Royal Peen - Bunny nickname for Josh's penis.

To Zeke - to act badass even though you are hurting inside and really are secretly very vulnerable. Bunnies find this irrestistable.

Trout Smack - verb, Reference to Josh's movie Hollywood Homicide where he is smacked with a trout. Trout smacks are delivered when Bunnies exhibit bad behavior, during BSD's, or sometimes to show weird froms of affection between certain bunnies. Trout smacks are administered solely by Plastic Flute, but can be requested by other Bunnies.

Whale Song - The only music to calm a sexually charged up Bunnie Down

Phrases:

Pulling a Scars - Used to refer to girls who are dating Josh but are wishy washy about the relationship and/or commitment and cannot see what a horrible mistake they are making. Could subsequently lead to Jeeping.

Putting our Bunny Ears together - Collective thinking in Joshtopia.

See below for THE SACRED SCROLL - by Bay.

**Ophelia** · 10-21-2007, 06:37 PM

This is The Joshuary, a collaboration of efforts by all of the Bunnies, special thanks to Bay for creating the Scroll. If anyone has comments or would like to submit additions to the Joshary, please post them in Rabbit Rabbit, or in the original Joshuary thread. This thread is closed to comments.

Long live the Sacred Text of Josh - and long live Josh, as well.

**Plastic Flute** · 11-30-2007, 02:18 PM

J'Elf - A Christmas Josh Elf.

10-21-2007, 06:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,645 My Profile	The Joshuary - Josh Hartnett Glossary, The Sacred Text Words Bissed - When Bunnies are pissed. BSD - Bunny Smack Down - Describes a Bunny Brawl. Happens more frequently than one would think in a place named Joshtopia. BSD's are often caused by disagreements regarding Josh's love life or lack there-of (as if). Bunnyhugs - noun, When Bunnies express their affection for one another. Bunny Poll - The Joshtopia Bunny place to vote. Carrot - The almighty Carrot cannot and will never be defined. Thats rule # 1 in the Joshtopian Hand Book. Ok lets review the first 2 rules if Joshtopia #1 We do not define the Carrot #2 We Do Not define the Carrot CBUA- Crotch Bunch Up Alert. Term used to describe when you can see just a hint or glimmer of Josh's goods in a photo. Causes instant JoHo behavior. CBUA's cause more excitement in Joshtopia than any other Josh photos. DFBD - Dumb Frisky or F!ucking Bunny Day. Self Explanatory. Get F!ucked! - A Josh comeback of the best kind. Gonzai - Bunnies who pay homage to one of Josh's favorite writers, Hunter S. Thompson. Happy Trail - adjective, Describes the imaginary trail going from Josh's belly button to his... Hareflu - A terible sickness that only effects Hartnett Bunnies. Declarations of Hareflu are usually accompanied by the image of this sickened Bunny. Harnett Bunny - noun, name used to describe devoted and faithful Josh fans. Hat Hottie - Joshua Daniel Hartnett wearing an Exeptional Chapeaux Hartnephobia - noun, The fear of doing something just for monetary gain and not artistic purposes, that would harm ones image. Can also be used as a verb, "He was hartnephobic about doing Superman, so he turned it down." JDHD - Joshua Daniel Hartnett Disorder - When you can't concentrate on anything but Josh. Jeeping - An RPO induced cry. JoHo - noun, adjective, A Blatant trashy Josh groupie. Can be used as a nickname, or to call out Bunnies who are exhibiting slutty behavior in a thread. Joshapalooza - Tons of Josh pics. Josh -A- Roni - noun, Something you eat. A Josh Delicacy. Joshary - noun, Glossary of Joshism's Joshed - Being converted into a Josh Hartnett fan by someone who was already a fan of Josh Joshification - Word used when you are unsure of a Josh fact. i.e. I think Josh has a prius, but I need Joshification on that. Issues needing Joshification are usually handled by Jocasta. Joshism's - Words or phrases that relate to Josh Hartnett or his fans. Joshful - adjective, word used to describe when things are pleasant, i.e. "Having a Joshful day." Joshlike - adjective, self explanatory. Joshtastic - adjective, anything that is Josh related and fantastic. Joshtopia - a place where Josh fans come to worship him. Can also be a state of mind or a place devoted to Josh which brings a feeling of wellbeing or for me....lust. Jurfing - desperatly searching for new Jpsh news or info on the internet. Juzzle - A Josh puzzle. Nettoo - Josh Hartnett Ink NoNett - noun, a condition. Josh Deprivation due to lack of new pics or Josh sightings October 11, 2007 - The day Flute met Josh outside of the Regis and Kelly Show in NYC. A historical day for the Bunnies, for the full account, click here. RPO - adjective, verb. A classic Josh look and a favorite among Bunnies, the RPO. Royally Pissed Off. Refers to a certain face Josh makes when he is annoyed. We love it. The RPO induces a certain fervor among the Bunnies, making them all hot, sweaty, and giggly. RPO photos are some of the most coveted, after the CBUA. Some Bunnies swoon, some starting behaving with extreme lust threatening to "plummet straight to the crotch." RPO'd - RPO can also be used as a verb, i.e. After seeing his ex-girlfriend arrive at the ball in a silly dress, he RPO'd her and then walked away. (see jeeping). SBC - Startling Bunny Confession - A Josh related confession. Slevinities - peeps seeking revenge for a wrongdoing. i.e. Scars was attached by 2 Slevenites on Tuesday night. The Boots - a term referring to Josh's favorite pair of boots. Used to give props. "This Joshary is the Boots!" The Gap - Refers to the little gap between JOsh two front teeth. We love it. I want to stick my tongue in it. The Jogging Pic - noun, The Holy Grail of all Josh pics, A photo of Josh jogging in gray sweatpants in NYC. The pic is beyond CBUA. The pic is so valued that the Bunnies often use it as a reward for good behavior or as a prize. The pic is not to be posted casually or taken lightly. The Bunnies take the Jogging Pic very seriously. (Edited Version Only!) The Prince of Mean - Refers to the pic of Josh giving the meanest RPO ever. Automatically causes Jeeping and JoHo tendencies similtaniously. The Royal Peen - Bunny nickname for Josh's penis. To Zeke - to act badass even though you are hurting inside and really are secretly very vulnerable. Bunnies find this irrestistable. Trout Smack - verb, Reference to Josh's movie Hollywood Homicide where he is smacked with a trout. Trout smacks are delivered when Bunnies exhibit bad behavior, during BSD's, or sometimes to show weird froms of affection between certain bunnies. Trout smacks are administered solely by Plastic Flute, but can be requested by other Bunnies. Whale Song - The only music to calm a sexually charged up Bunnie Down Phrases: *Pulling a Scars* - Used to refer to girls who are dating Josh but are wishy washy about the relationship and/or commitment and cannot see what a horrible mistake they are making. Could subsequently lead to Jeeping. *Putting our Bunny Ears together* - Collective thinking in Joshtopia. See below for THE SACRED SCROLL - by Bay. Last edited by Ophelia : 10-21-2007 at 06:31 PM.

10-21-2007, 06:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,645 My Profile	This is The Joshuary, a collaboration of efforts by all of the Bunnies, special thanks to Bay for creating the Scroll. If anyone has comments or would like to submit additions to the Joshary, please post them in Rabbit Rabbit, or in the original Joshuary thread. This thread is closed to comments. Long live the Sacred Text of Josh - and long live Josh, as well. Last edited by Ophelia : 10-21-2007 at 09:21 PM.

11-30-2007, 02:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: Romania Posts: 11,599 My Profile	J'Elf - A Christmas Josh Elf.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)