Star Tribune and Star Magazine... prepare to be annoyed.

**Jocasta** · 10-10-2004, 04:46 AM

What is it with this journalist (not sure some one who copies out other articles is actually a journalist but, whatever)? She (the wisely anonymous CJ) really doesn't like Josh.

Harsh on Hartnett

Josh Hartnett should not be surprised to see himself as the "Star Shocker" in this issue. Didn't someone recently poke fun at his rumored facial hair? "Lately he's gone from clean-cut stud to disheveled dud," wrote David Caplan and Jill Olich in a verbal takeout of the St. Paul-born Hartthrob. They picked apart Hartnett thoroughly, complete with graphics. NYC grooming guru Eric Malka and men's fashion mag editor Aaron Krach supplied tips on restoring Hartnett to hunkdom: Get a haircut ... Get some sleep ... Ditch the unibrow. About that would-be facial hair, Krach said: "It's all really patchy, and he doesn't have enough hair to make it work. Get rid of it!" The star of "Wicker Park" (that whistling sound was the noise heard shortly before this bomb hit theaters) was advised to get a $560 Art of Shaving Thuja Wood Set and $18 Slant Tweezers. A possible explanation for Hartnett's "dark circles" is provided in another article on page 27, by Brenda You. She suggests that Hartnett is cycling babes through his life with gusto, although the article says Hartnett's mouthpiece claims he wasn't dating either of the women mentioned: Daria Werbowy, a Canadian model, or Rashida Jones, daughter of famed music producer Quincy. Star claims that Hartnett is a messy roommate who leaves his clothes all over the floor until laundry day, when he scoops them up and drops them "off to his girlfriends to wash." If this is true, Hartnett will run out of clothes before he runs out of women who think this is cute at least once.

Source

And the pictures they use to compare old Josh to new Josh; of course he looks more groomed in a publicity shot from PH, than in real life. How stupid is that! Don't they know the movies is pretend; it's not how people really look! [img]graemlins/shake.gif[/img]
And the bit about his private life; don't even get me started on that!

[ October 10, 2004, 03:48 AM: Message edited by: Jocasta ]

erinmarie23 · 10-10-2004, 02:05 PM

Articles like that make me mad. How would those people feel if their pics were put out in mags and dissected to death?! People forget that when they point a finger there are 3 fingers pointing back at them. I don't consider that journalism, trash.

ps. He is hot regardless. [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-10-2004, 02:33 PM

That's so out of order! I can't believe people get paid to talk bullsh!t about really nice actors like Josh! It's not like he's a model! Why do people have to judge him by how he looks?

Plus, he's sexy anyway.

10-10-2004, 03:21 PM

What a stupid article! Of course Josh is going to look "better" (by their standards, not mine) in a Pearl Harbor publicity shoot (where they have him tanned, with makeup, perfect hair, etc) than in real life with none of those things done for him. I think he looks hot. That article had no substance to it. Josh is a good actor (which, news flash to the press: Is all he cares about) so his looks, whatever they may be, shouldn't matter. I think Josh is still the most attractive actor in Hollywood, his unibrow is cute, I like his messy hair, and the facial hair (while not my favorite thing) is cute on him. The press are so annoying. They just don't get it.

10-10-2004, 04:05 PM

They must've had nothing better to write about [img]graemlins/shake.gif[/img]

They think all stars should be perfect in every single moment of their lives. And if for one split second, heaven forbid, they should look bedraggled, *BOOM*! It's worth writing an entire article with the opinion of three so-called 'fashion gurus' [img]graemlins/shake.gif[/img] They must be real low to be such pathetic hypocrites [img]graemlins/grumpy.gif[/img]

Lizbet · 10-10-2004, 04:28 PM

Personally i think Josh would look hot even if he'd just gotten up with a hangover :D but then again i might be biased. lol

10-10-2004, 05:51 PM

^
Even with puke dripping down his chin? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-10-2004, 06:18 PM

I guess some people would be willing to lick it off...? [img]graemlins/nut.gif[/img]

Lizbet · 10-10-2004, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bex liotta:
^
Even with puke dripping down his chin? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LMAO [img]graemlins/wacked.gif[/img] not so sure about that one bex.

10-10-2004, 06:25 PM

That may be going to far...lol :D But I would definitely take care of him when he is feeling sick!

**Jocasta** · 10-10-2004, 06:52 PM

It is Josh-puke we're talking here.... hmmm... let me think about that... [img]graemlins/nut.gif[/img]

10-10-2004, 07:59 PM

[img]graemlins/shake.gif[/img]
I just can't stand puke!

10-10-2004, 08:54 PM

[quote]Originally posted by *ViKi*:
They must've had nothing better to write about [img]graemlins/shake.gif[/img]

i could not agree more *viki*.

and good thing about me being no-native english speaker is i can take a look at the whole thing and think they are all absolute die hard alien which i can't understand, which makes me want to thank my family and God that i was born to be human-being..?? haha.. half serious! :D (dad i am Jamerithan!) well, Jemo can understand only heart to heart language so [img]graemlins/orbit.gif[/img]

(it is always nice to know that Josh only speaks the language that i(we) know! :D [img]graemlins/orbit.gif[/img] )

[ October 10, 2004, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: Jemo ]

10-10-2004, 09:06 PM

Thanks for the article Kate. I won't even dignify that kind of trash mumbo jumbo with a response.

However, I will say that I would be glad to wash Josh's clothes for him.

Hear that Josh?

O.K., now take 'em off and hand them over so I can wash them. [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

10-10-2004, 09:09 PM

[img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] haha. No kidding, if he does have his girlfriend do his laundry for him, that only makes him a normal guy. I've even washed some of my guy-friends clothes, it is just a male thing, they need someone to be their mom and pick up for them (some guys not all).

10-10-2004, 10:03 PM

Don't give yourself ulcers by holding it in ;)

Why do people puke when they have hangovers? Stupid question I know :rolleyes:

10-11-2004, 02:03 AM

I think it is because their body is rejecting the alcohol, I'm not sure of the exact medical reason though.

10-11-2004, 08:20 AM

What do you expect it's Star? The same magazine where everyother week the cover is some new star that has cellulite.

10-11-2004, 10:22 AM

All they write is trash. And what's with the unibrow crack I read about all the time?!
THIS is a unibrow!

Quote:

Star claims that Hartnett is a messy roommate

...and how can they claim that? Are they living with him?! [img]graemlins/woah.gif[/img]

[ October 11, 2004, 09:28 AM: Message edited by: BlueSnowflake ]

10-11-2004, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueSnowflake:
All they write is trash. And what's with the unibrow crack I read about all the time?!
THIS is a unibrow!

quote:
Star claims that Hartnett is a messy roommate

...and how can they claim that? Are they living with him?! [img]graemlins/woah.gif[/img] [/quote]thank you Blue. the image of unibrow sure did blow up my mind. (you see that boldie looking so amused by the unibrow? it's me Jemo!! darn i look blushed a little! ta~~ke~~ a~~ loo~k~~ at meee~~ noo~~W! there~~ is ju~~st an empt~~~y~~ spa~~ce~~ :D [img]graemlins/orbit.gif[/img] )

what Blue? they said Josh lives with the messiah?

[img]graemlins/woah.gif[/img] Jemo is interested in Josh's life so much! i want to live with Josh too! :D [img]graemlins/orbit.gif[/img]

conclusion; not even the intelligence understands alien period [img]graemlins/orbit.gif[/img] .

[ October 11, 2004, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: Jemo ]

10-10-2004, 04:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,171 My Profile	What is it with this journalist (not sure some one who copies out other articles is actually a journalist but, whatever)? She (the wisely anonymous CJ) really doesn't like Josh. Harsh on Hartnett Josh Hartnett should not be surprised to see himself as the "Star Shocker" in this issue. Didn't someone recently poke fun at his rumored facial hair? "Lately he's gone from clean-cut stud to disheveled dud," wrote David Caplan and Jill Olich in a verbal takeout of the St. Paul-born Hartthrob. They picked apart Hartnett thoroughly, complete with graphics. NYC grooming guru Eric Malka and men's fashion mag editor Aaron Krach supplied tips on restoring Hartnett to hunkdom: Get a haircut ... Get some sleep ... Ditch the unibrow. About that would-be facial hair, Krach said: "It's all really patchy, and he doesn't have enough hair to make it work. Get rid of it!" The star of "Wicker Park" (that whistling sound was the noise heard shortly before this bomb hit theaters) was advised to get a $560 Art of Shaving Thuja Wood Set and $18 Slant Tweezers. A possible explanation for Hartnett's "dark circles" is provided in another article on page 27, by Brenda You. She suggests that Hartnett is cycling babes through his life with gusto, although the article says Hartnett's mouthpiece claims he wasn't dating either of the women mentioned: Daria Werbowy, a Canadian model, or Rashida Jones, daughter of famed music producer Quincy. Star claims that Hartnett is a messy roommate who leaves his clothes all over the floor until laundry day, when he scoops them up and drops them "off to his girlfriends to wash." If this is true, Hartnett will run out of clothes before he runs out of women who think this is cute at least once. Source And the pictures they use to compare old Josh to new Josh; of course he looks more groomed in a publicity shot from PH, than in real life. How stupid is that! Don't they know the movies is pretend; it's not how people really look! [img]graemlins/shake.gif[/img] And the bit about his private life; don't even get me started on that! [ October 10, 2004, 03:48 AM: Message edited by: Jocasta ]

10-10-2004, 02:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
erinmarie23 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 960 My Profile	Articles like that make me mad. How would those people feel if their pics were put out in mags and dissected to death?! People forget that when they point a finger there are 3 fingers pointing back at them. I don't consider that journalism, trash. ps. He is hot regardless. [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-10-2004, 02:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
bex liotta Posts: n/a	That's so out of order! I can't believe people get paid to talk bullsh!t about really nice actors like Josh! It's not like he's a model! Why do people have to judge him by how he looks? Plus, he's sexy anyway.

10-10-2004, 03:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
NicolePDX Posts: n/a	What a stupid article! Of course Josh is going to look "better" (by their standards, not mine) in a Pearl Harbor publicity shoot (where they have him tanned, with makeup, perfect hair, etc) than in real life with none of those things done for him. I think he looks hot. That article had no substance to it. Josh is a good actor (which, news flash to the press: Is all he cares about) so his looks, whatever they may be, shouldn't matter. I think Josh is still the most attractive actor in Hollywood, his unibrow is cute, I like his messy hair, and the facial hair (while not my favorite thing) is cute on him. The press are so annoying. They just don't get it.

10-10-2004, 04:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
ViKi Posts: n/a	They must've had nothing better to write about [img]graemlins/shake.gif[/img] They think all stars should be perfect in every single moment of their lives. And if for one split second, heaven forbid, they should look bedraggled, BOOM! It's worth writing an entire article with the opinion of three so-called 'fashion gurus' [img]graemlins/shake.gif[/img] They must be real low to be such pathetic hypocrites [img]graemlins/grumpy.gif[/img]

10-10-2004, 04:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lizbet Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 295 My Profile	Personally i think Josh would look hot even if he'd just gotten up with a hangover :D but then again i might be biased. lol

10-10-2004, 05:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
bex liotta Posts: n/a	^ Even with puke dripping down his chin? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-10-2004, 06:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
ViKi Posts: n/a	I guess some people would be willing to lick it off...? [img]graemlins/nut.gif[/img]

10-10-2004, 06:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
NicolePDX Posts: n/a	That may be going to far...lol :D But I would definitely take care of him when he is feeling sick!

10-10-2004, 06:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,171 My Profile	It is Josh-puke we're talking here.... hmmm... let me think about that... [img]graemlins/nut.gif[/img]

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10-10-2004, 07:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
bex liotta Posts: n/a	[img]graemlins/shake.gif[/img] I just can't stand puke!

10-10-2004, 08:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
Jemo Posts: n/a	[quote]Originally posted by ViKi: They must've had nothing better to write about [img]graemlins/shake.gif[/img] i could not agree more viki. and good thing about me being no-native english speaker is i can take a look at the whole thing and think they are all absolute die hard alien which i can't understand, which makes me want to thank my family and God that i was born to be human-being..?? haha.. half serious! :D (dad i am Jamerithan!) well, Jemo can understand only heart to heart language so [img]graemlins/orbit.gif[/img] (it is always nice to know that Josh only speaks the language that i(we) know! :D [img]graemlins/orbit.gif[/img] ) [ October 10, 2004, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: Jemo ]

10-10-2004, 09:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
olive Posts: n/a	Thanks for the article Kate. I won't even dignify that kind of trash mumbo jumbo with a response. However, I will say that I would be glad to wash Josh's clothes for him. Hear that Josh? O.K., now take 'em off and hand them over so I can wash them. [img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img]

10-10-2004, 09:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
NicolePDX Posts: n/a	[img]graemlins/spin.gif[/img] haha. No kidding, if he does have his girlfriend do his laundry for him, that only makes him a normal guy. I've even washed some of my guy-friends clothes, it is just a male thing, they need someone to be their mom and pick up for them (some guys not all).

10-10-2004, 10:03 PM	#16 (permalink)
ViKi Posts: n/a	Don't give yourself ulcers by holding it in ;) Why do people puke when they have hangovers? Stupid question I know :rolleyes:

10-11-2004, 02:03 AM	#17 (permalink)
NicolePDX Posts: n/a	I think it is because their body is rejecting the alcohol, I'm not sure of the exact medical reason though.

10-11-2004, 08:20 AM	#18 (permalink)
n0thing Posts: n/a	What do you expect it's Star? The same magazine where everyother week the cover is some new star that has cellulite.