Natalie Portman Vids

[RebelMan]

Originally Posted by jonny

and here's another vid(avi 20mb). and also a cap collage:



http://rapidshare.de/files/14727234/..._kitt_5000.avi

http://rapidshare.de/files/14800652/...rtman.avi.html

Video
http://d.turboupload.com/d/408945/Na...umFal.avi.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/14800652/...rtman.avi.html

MP3
http://d.turboupload.com/d/408988/Na...umFal.mp3.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/14814842/...staMF.mp3.html

LYRICS:

A Day In The Life Of Natalie Portman

interviewer: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.

Hello.

interviewer: So, Natalie, what's a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?

Do you really want to know?

interviewer: Please, tell us.

I don't sleep, mother ****er, off that yak and that durban,
doing 120 getting high while I'm swerving.

Damn, Natalie, you a crazy chick.
Yo, shut the **** up, and suck my ****!

I'm busting dudes mouths like Gushers mother ****er!
Roll up on NBC and smack the **** out Jeff Zucker!

What you want, Natalie?
To drink and fight!

What you need, Natalie?
To **** all night!

Don't test me when I'm crazy, off that airplane glue.
Put my foot down your throat 'til your ****'s in my shoe.

Leave you screaming, pay for my dry cleaning.
**** you, man, it's my name that he's screaming.

interviewer: I'm sorry, Natalie, are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?

I never said I was a role model.

interviewer: But what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

All the kids looking up to me can suck my ****.
It's Portman mother ****er, drink 'till I'm sick.

Slit your throat, and pump nitrous down the hole.
Watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh you die.
And all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you!

We love you Natalie!
I want to **** you too!

P! It's for Portman!
P! It's for *****!

I'll kill your ****ing dog for fun, so don't push me!

interviewer: Wow, Natalie, I'm surprised, all this from a Harvard graduate.

Well, there’s a lot you may not know about me.

interviewer: Really? Such as?

When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed every day.
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay.

I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes.
I’ll sit right down on your face and take a ****!

singer: Natalie, you are a bad ass *****. Hell yeah!
And I always pay for your dry cleaning when my **** gets in your shoe. WHAT
As for the drug use, well I can vouch for that.
My **** is scared of you, ho.

interviewer: Okee-doke. Natalie, one final question. If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it...

No more questions.
WHAT

Good Morning America 03/13/06



27.5 megs, 5:29, 320 X 240, .wmv

http://rapidshare.de/files/16012590/..._portman01.wmv

Letterman Show on 03/14/06



44.7 megs, 9:03, 320 X 240, .wmv

http://rapidshare.de/files/16044615/..._portman01.wmv

thanks for the "lyrics" hehe.

[BlackWolf]

Awesome, thank you Rebel

[Jessica Alba's Lover]

yeah great job on those vids rebel. any chance of getting some Jessica vids up? would the be here or in the jessica forum?

they'd go in the jessica forum then ;)

[SilverSpoon]

AHaha, that rap video never gets old.

[BlackWolf]

That just might be the only rap video other than Lazy Sunday that I've watched multiple times