Mandy's Servant Boy

[kisorhart]

If I wanted to be Mandy's servant, is there a chance that would ever actually happen?

I'm a 19 year old, inshape, boy who's currently in college and would like nothing more then to be Mandy Moore's servant boy, and for free. I wouldn't ask for a dime in pay. My pay would just to have the honor of waiting on her hand and foot. But, how likely would this actually be?

I mean, I know that first, getting ahold of her to actually offer this is next to impossible. Second, having her not think I'm some nutcase. And third, she may not even want to have a servant boy. Plus the fact that she probably already has a whole team taking care of all her needs, but there's got to be things that a 'hired' team doesn't do. (such as cleaning, fanning, umbrella, etc..) Plus I would offer it for free. (not that she's hard up to save money)

So, does anyone think that there's anything at all I can do to make this happen? Or is it just wishful thinking?

Hope to hear from any of you.

Best wishes.

Kisor

[Captain Beefheart]

Unintentional. Comedy. Post. of. The. Year. 2008

That was good enuff that if you had finished it by trying to hook us with sum Dolce and Gabbana bapes I would have folded and bought them from ya.

PS: In case you were being seriouss I guess i'll send my application for fashion designer.

Hello Mandy:

My name Simon Kratzburg and I live in Svaegrunya, Ukraine. I am write about opportunity to your fashion designer. I am fashion genius with many clothes and american jeans. My hair is long and very nice (not curly). I like running and trampoline and have many poles in my closet. lulz. I like job in America working for high fashion runways and see all the pretty womans and mens in suits or naked. I make my own clothes sometimes and dresses for my mother who died giving birth to me in woods. I hang dresses on trees to scare wolf to he not eat anymore woman. I have psychic bond with wolf since day he ate my placenta, but i want him dead to not show me things he sees. I am very good with american people and like to laugh just as you say. I like show That 70s Show and Drew Carey Show and also Johnny Carson's Late Night. I hope you like me to be with you in Los Angeles, America and I work very hard!

[Jim Halpert]

Wow, I didn't even notice there was a Mandy forum here. I love her to death.

Welcome, Kisorhart. You sound like a bright young boy, and thought this through quite thoroughly. Do you have a Servant Boy resume ready for submission? You never know who you can run into who have hook-ups, or someone who knows a guy who knows a guy, know what I mean, chief?

[kisorhart]

Hi there, thanks for the reply.

I could wip up a resume. Why do you ask?


Hope to hear from you.

Best Wishes.

Kisor

[Jim Halpert]

Try monster.com, post your servant boy resume and see how it goes. Just make you sure specify you're a servant boy to the female starlets ONLY.

Good luck.