Sixth-Grade SLUT!

social_misfit · 02-28-2008, 11:30 AM

Sixth-Grade SLUT!
February 28th 2008

Jessica Alba wrote an essay for Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book of essays from female celebrities. Oh and by "wrote" I mean she probably had someone else do it while she shouting obscenities at them and talking about her brown baby.

Jessica said that in the sixth-grade she had big boobs and because of that the principal and some PTA moms deemed her a "slut." I don't see a problem? Where I come from that's a compliment. It's better than being called "caca pants" by your classmates. I'll tell you the story sometime over canapes and Hennessey.

She went on to say, "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21... It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever... And use birth control and condoms, please."

Now...I'm not one to judge (you can wipe the coffee off your computer screen, I really did say that, but I didn't mean it), but Jessica Alba is telling people to use birth control and condoms? This coming from a woman who is knocked up by a man that has allegedly cheated on her ass several times? That's rich! Oh and Jessica, boys are also made of snips, snails and puppy dog tails! Didn't you learn anything in school? Obviously not, because you were too busy being a sixth-grade slut!

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social_misfit · 03-01-2008, 05:29 AM

The actress recounted the ordeal in a letter written from Jessica to her younger self.

"The accusation still ricochets… They think I'm a slut???" she wrote to an adolescent Jessica. “This is only the latest injustice… They’re all ignorant. The kids think something is wrong with you because you’re developing early. The teachers don’t encourage their students to think or question anything. And parents, especially the rich parents of white, soccer-playing kids, are the worst. They constantly criticize you and tear you apart."

Jessica talked about what it was like growing up with her mixed racial background, as her father is Mexican and her mother is white.

“When you’re not racially defined, they don’t accept you in either culture,” she explained.

"Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they’re about 20 or 21," she reportedly wrote. "You can’t take relationships too seriously until you’re older… It’s fun to have a crush, but don’t think it’s forever. You have the rest of your life to do that.”

She signed the letter, “Keep questioning and challenging. – Jessica.”

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02-28-2008, 11:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
social_misfit Swedish chef Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 689 My Profile	Sixth-Grade SLUT! Sixth-Grade SLUT! February 28th 2008 Jessica Alba wrote an essay for Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book of essays from female celebrities. Oh and by "wrote" I mean she probably had someone else do it while she shouting obscenities at them and talking about her brown baby. Jessica said that in the sixth-grade she had big boobs and because of that the principal and some PTA moms deemed her a "slut." I don't see a problem? Where I come from that's a compliment. It's better than being called "caca pants" by your classmates. I'll tell you the story sometime over canapes and Hennessey. She went on to say, "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21... It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever... And use birth control and condoms, please." Now...I'm not one to judge (you can wipe the coffee off your computer screen, I really did say that, but I didn't mean it), but Jessica Alba is telling people to use birth control and condoms? This coming from a woman who is knocked up by a man that has allegedly cheated on her ass several times? That's rich! Oh and Jessica, boys are also made of snips, snails and puppy dog tails! Didn't you learn anything in school? Obviously not, because you were too busy being a sixth-grade slut! Source Last edited by social_misfit : 02-28-2008 at 11:31 AM.

03-01-2008, 05:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
social_misfit Swedish chef Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 689 My Profile	The actress recounted the ordeal in a letter written from Jessica to her younger self. "The accusation still ricochets… They think I'm a slut???" she wrote to an adolescent Jessica. “This is only the latest injustice… They’re all ignorant. The kids think something is wrong with you because you’re developing early. The teachers don’t encourage their students to think or question anything. And parents, especially the rich parents of white, soccer-playing kids, are the worst. They constantly criticize you and tear you apart." Jessica talked about what it was like growing up with her mixed racial background, as her father is Mexican and her mother is white. “When you’re not racially defined, they don’t accept you in either culture,” she explained. "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they’re about 20 or 21," she reportedly wrote. "You can’t take relationships too seriously until you’re older… It’s fun to have a crush, but don’t think it’s forever. You have the rest of your life to do that.” She signed the letter, “Keep questioning and challenging. – Jessica.” Source

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