11-15-2007, 12:46 AM
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| The coldest people in Hollywood 2007 FILM THREAT'S FRIGID 50: THE COLDEST PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD 2007
2007-11-15
Every Fall marks the same old business: who's a contender for an Academy Award, who's the best-dressed, who successfully navigated rehab and remained a billionaire. Power list after ranked power list, none of it is based on anything remotely interesting. Just more hype begetting more hype.
We here at Film Threat aren't above the Fall list fever either. In fact, we have an annual list of our own – The Frigid 50: The Coldest People in Hollywood. Unlike those other lists created to make the rich get richer and the pretty feel prettier, the Frigid 50 is a written declaration of who or what in Hollywood needs a reality check, detailing the least-powerful, least-inspiring, least-intriguing people in all of Tinseltown. Before a career is over, it skids into Frigid 50 territory.
Unplug the Hollywood "Power" lists and enjoy Film Threat's Frigid 50: The Coldest People in Hollywood 2007! 
12. Jessica Alba/Biel
After demonstrating complete ineptitude as either action stars ("Rise of the Silver Surfer," "Next") or comediennes ("Good Luck Chuck," "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"), it's become painfully obvious the only thing either of these "Jessicas" bring to the table is a nice ass, and at 26/25 years of age respectively, they've got maybe three more years before one of the thousands of wannabe starlets nipping at their heels finally catches up in that category.
Anti-Freeze: Enjoy it while they can. It'll be five years tops before both of them are giving interviews to Self about how they lost all that baby weight. Source |
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