Best Alba Convo Starter Question

09-04-2006, 02:39 PM

This is a bit corny but it should prove fruiful overall. If you were to meet Jess, what would your opening line be (not necessarily a come on line but if that's your bag baby so be it-we do have women fans here too) so as to catch her attention enough to at least spent a little while talking to her w/the hopes of being more than just your usual fan in her memory?
Here's mine:

"So, was the view from the Space Needle's top as beautiful as you hoped it be?"

Jessica Alba's Lover · 09-04-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by C_Zman

This is a bit corny but it should prove fruiful overall. If you were to meet Jess, what would your opening line be (not necessarily a come on line but if that's your bag baby so be it-we do have women fans here too) so as to catch her attention enough to at least spent a little while talking to her w/the hopes of being more than just your usual fan in her memory?
Here's mine:

"So, was the view from the Space Needle's top as beautiful as you hoped it be?"

then she would never stood on the space needle. thst was all blue screened in.

well cause it was. its talked about on the dvds. hate to ruin your line.

rh71 · 09-05-2006, 12:53 PM

I think the guy who said "I want to have your baby" to her on Kimmel still sticks in her mind. ;) Alba's response: "You wanna have MY baby ? How does that happen ?"

BTW, that reminds me - that interview is going up in the Vid thread...

Jessica Alba's Lover · 09-05-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rh71

I think the guy who said "I want to have your baby" to her on Kimmel still sticks in her mind. ;) Alba's response: "You wanna have MY baby ? How does that happen ?"

BTW, that reminds me - that interview is going up in the Vid thread...

I remember back when she was still on DA she went on and a fan had a tattoo. i don't remember what it was but i'm sure tht got her attention.

rh71 · 09-05-2006, 04:58 PM

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I remember back when she was still on DA she went on and a fan had a tattoo. i don't remember what it was but i'm sure tht got her attention.

she went on what ? Kimmel ?

social_misfit · 09-05-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by rh71

she went on what ? Kimmel ?

MTV Total Request Live (2001-Feb-12).
- Zack, please explain why you feel you're worthy to meet Jessica Alba.
- Well, I feel I am worthy because I got your name tattooed on my a$$.

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rh71 · 09-05-2006, 06:47 PM

^ ahh totally forgot about that appearance...

haha that punk - how many times did he use that on chicks ? :D

09-05-2006, 08:42 PM

I'd probably first ask if I could share a picture with her somehow. Then I'd tell her that I enjoyed her performances on Dark Angel, Sin City, Fantastic 4 etc. If anything got moving from there, I'd offer to buy her a Tiger beer. LOL!!!

cheers

Jessica Alba's Lover · 09-05-2006, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by social_misfit

MTV Total Request Live (2001-Feb-12).
- Zack, please explain why you feel you're worthy to meet Jessica Alba.
- Well, I feel I am worthy because I got your name tattooed on my a$$.

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Yeah thats the one.

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Originally Posted by rh71

she went on what ? Kimmel ?

sorry i forget to to mention it.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 09-05-2006, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Lobo

I'd probably first ask if I could share a picture with her somehow. Then I'd tell her that I enjoyed her performances on Dark Angel, Sin City, Fantastic 4 etc. If anything got moving from there, I'd offer to buy her a Tiger beer. LOL!!!

cheers

Do they even sell tiger beer in the US?

yanjonm · 09-06-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Jessica Alba's Lover

Do they even sell tiger beer in the US?

They probably do, but you'd have to look at stores in the West Coast because those stores sell tons of Asian products.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 09-06-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by yanjonm

They probably do, but you'd have to look at stores in the West Coast because those stores sell tons of Asian products.

Well if so that counts me out then. Damn me for living out on the east coast.

09-07-2006, 04:58 AM

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Well if so that counts me out then. Damn me for living out on the east coast.

I've never even had nor seen a Tiger beer in my life!!! And I'm a big time beer drinker. I'm a freakin' beer connosuer, fellas!!! (if thats how you spell it?) I guess I could always ask her out for a Guinness...? Besides, one of my prerequisites for the woman of my dreams is that she has to be able to drink a Guinness with me so I might as well be able to check her on or off if I ever do get the chance to meet her.

cheers

Jessica Alba's Lover · 09-07-2006, 04:17 PM

'm thinking shes the type of girl that could possibly drink your underthe table. or whoever the saying goes.

09-10-2006, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Jessica Alba's Lover

then she would never stood on the space needle. thst was all blue screened in.

well cause it was. its talked about on the dvds. hate to ruin your line.

I KNOW that, ya' stooge. Did ya' think I believe the space needle's in pieces like it was in those scenes too, lol? I know, my humor's not the best but a smile from her is still a smile, even if it does have that Nick Cage humor ring to it. It's meant to make her smile and hopefully laugh. Ya' know, "funny HA-HA, not funny queer" like Carl Lee said?

I figure a guy'd get farther attempting some humor than he would going overboard w/the lips to butt syndrome some fans have goin' on and the tattoo on the buttocks routine is a little pathetic if ya' asked me. I mean, if you're gonna do that, why not legally change your last name to Alba while you're at it. Those are the kinda fans she's gonna lock her door at night and walk around w/bodyguards over, not invite out for a Tiger beer or latte, I think.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 09-10-2006, 05:53 PM

I don't think people are gonna legally have there name changed. and if they do they need serious help. and im sure she'd say the same thing i said.

09-11-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Jessica Alba's Lover

'm thinking shes the type of girl that could possibly drink your underthe table.

I seriously doubt that.

cheers

Jessica Alba's Lover · 09-11-2006, 04:40 PM

hey you never know.

yanjonm · 09-11-2006, 10:54 PM

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hey you never know.

Haha! It's like the motto for the New York State Lottery.

Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. All good now.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 09-12-2006, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by yanjonm

Haha! It's like the motto for the New York State Lottery.

Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. All good now.

lol. hey i'm just saying you never know until it happens.

09-04-2006, 02:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
C_Zman Guest Posts: n/a	Best Alba Convo Starter Question This is a bit corny but it should prove fruiful overall. If you were to meet Jess, what would your opening line be (not necessarily a come on line but if that's your bag baby so be it-we do have women fans here too) so as to catch her attention enough to at least spent a little while talking to her w/the hopes of being more than just your usual fan in her memory? Here's mine: "So, was the view from the Space Needle's top as beautiful as you hoped it be?"

09-05-2006, 12:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
rh71 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,685 My Profile	I think the guy who said "I want to have your baby" to her on Kimmel still sticks in her mind. ;) Alba's response: "You wanna have MY baby ? How does that happen ?" BTW, that reminds me - that interview is going up in the Vid thread...

09-05-2006, 06:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
rh71 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,685 My Profile	^ ahh totally forgot about that appearance... haha that punk - how many times did he use that on chicks ? :D

09-05-2006, 08:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Lobo Guest Posts: n/a	I'd probably first ask if I could share a picture with her somehow. Then I'd tell her that I enjoyed her performances on Dark Angel, Sin City, Fantastic 4 etc. If anything got moving from there, I'd offer to buy her a Tiger beer. LOL!!! cheers

09-07-2006, 04:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
Jessica Alba's Lover Addicted To Alba 4-Ever Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Spooning With Jess. Posts: 7,269 My Profile	'm thinking shes the type of girl that could possibly drink your underthe table. or whoever the saying goes.

09-10-2006, 05:53 PM	#16 (permalink)
Jessica Alba's Lover Addicted To Alba 4-Ever Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Spooning With Jess. Posts: 7,269 My Profile	I don't think people are gonna legally have there name changed. and if they do they need serious help. and im sure she'd say the same thing i said.

09-11-2006, 04:40 PM	#18 (permalink)
Jessica Alba's Lover Addicted To Alba 4-Ever Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Spooning With Jess. Posts: 7,269 My Profile	hey you never know.

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