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social_misfit · 10-10-2006, 09:14 AM

October 10, 2006
Jessica Alba: the big bang equaliser
Rumour has it, the Alba B!tch is easily threatened - can't frickin' stand having anyone remotely attractive on set with her, working for her, around her, lest another beauty dare to eclipse her own. Such a shame really... that someone so attractive can be so insecure, to the point of not realising that there are probably very few women in women in the world who can rival her face/body combination and still the gossip surrounding her competitive nature has reached near legendary levels, and you have to wonder - if she's so hellbent on being the best, she's really not doing herself any favours with the fringe, is she?

Because underneath those bangs, the Alba actually looks almost ordinary. Underneath those bangs, the Alba doesn't stop traffic. Underneath those bangs, the Alba wasn't the prettiest girl in the room... and you can bet your boob job the Alba B!tch tore someone a new a$$hole because of it.
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10-10-2006, 10:50 AM

Goddamn what is the Lainey chicks problem? She is drinking some haterade.

cheers

**rh71** · 10-10-2006, 11:01 AM

social_misfit always stirring things up. :D

And again, nothing by way of example... is shown/spoken of/proven.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 10-10-2006, 01:49 PM

What the hell is this womans problem? Ithink she got serious mental issiue.

What prompts a person to hate such another person so much?

And whats up with calling her "The Alba?"

I think he should all get t gether and write this woman some emails and "tear someone a new a$$hole because of it" to quote somebody.

Cause for one it sannoying and she needs to be taught a lesson.

social_misfit · 10-10-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rh71

social_misfit always stirring things up. :D

Hehe, I guess that's my role here.

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Originally Posted by rh71

And again, nothing by way of example... is shown/spoken of/proven.

Well, you know what they say, no smoke without fire...

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Originally Posted by Jessica Alba's Lover

What the hell is this womans problem? Ithink she got serious mental issiue.

She's just being a woman.

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Originally Posted by Jessica Alba's Lover

And whats up with calling her "The Alba?"

Mmmm... doesn't sound nearly as cool as "The Cruise", does it?

social_misfit · 10-11-2006, 06:59 PM

October 10, 2006
Jessica Alba: full of sh!t and false modesty
The Alba B!tch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body.

Hmmmm...

Not likely but ok, whatever, I can roll with that. After all, most tv girls want a big movie career... didn't you know? And to overreach in this regard is nothing new - see Aniston, see Gellar, see Messing...come one, come all.

The shame in Alba's case is that she really, really, really does have a fantastic physique. It's getting progessively smaller these days but it's undeniably amazing all the same.

Which why some of her comments in this interview are so f*cking lame, particularly related that black Versace dress she wore to the Globes earlier this year.

“I always thought Versace was for women who were more slender. I don’t think I have very nice legs, and I thought you have to have a perfect body to wear it, but somehow I kind of got away with it.”

WOMEN WHO WERE MORE SLENDER??? You take a look for yourself. Take a look at Jessica Alba at the 2006 Golden Globes.

Does it get any more slender??? Does it get any less perfect?

Take a look at Jessica Alba 2 days ago, shopping for Halloween. Those arms, the clavicle...the only person who considers THIS curvy is Victoria Beckham and I think we can all agree, much as I love her, that Posh's body assessments leave much to be desired.

I understand that no one is ever entirely happy with what they have. I understand that we all look in the mirror and feel inadequate. But having insecurities is one thing... trying to make people believe you're not a stick, tits, ass, and bones is another matter entirely.

There is nothing endearing to me about Jessica Alba being *surprised* that her self-proclaimed not-so-slender frame could have worked a Versace gown.

What would be endearing is if a Versace gown could fit someone like me...not fat, not thin, just normal, with an ass that keeps jiggling for 4 or 5 seconds after I stop jumping up and down.

How's that for not so slender???
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10-11-2006, 07:04 PM

I bet this Lainey chick is a fat pigoid that gets no love.

cheers

Jessica Alba's Lover · 10-11-2006, 10:53 PM

She has some real mental issues does this woman.

10-12-2006, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Jessica Alba's Lover

She has some real mental issues does this woman.

Yeah. Maybe she new Jess or something in high school and was just really jealous of her success or something. It totally reminds me of Ace Ventura Pet Detective when he walks into Ray Finkles house and all over the house is written "Die, Dan, Die!"

Creepy.

cheers

Jessica Alba's Lover · 10-12-2006, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Lobo

Yeah. Maybe she new Jess or something in high school and was just really jealous of her success or something. It totally reminds me of Ace Ventura Pet Detective when he walks into Ray Finkles house and all over the house is written "Die, Dan, Die!"

Creepy.

cheers

LOL i don't think so.

10-12-2006, 03:14 PM

Yeah, well its really too bad this lady has these opinions. Even if they were true why would you make a living out of publicly bashing someone? That is so crappy. It makes me wish I had the teleporting powers of the Japanese guy on NBC's TV show Heroes and could teleport back into time right before Cory Lidle's plane crashed and have this Lainey chick swap places with him and his flight instuctor. How crappy that we live in a world where good people die untimely deaths but the miserable live long and prosper.

Reminds me of a T-shirt I saw once with an old turtle on the front that miserable as hell and it says "The more you complain the longer god lets you live."

cheers

Jessica Alba's Lover · 10-12-2006, 03:40 PM

Well i don't wish death upon anyone thta seems a little harsh. but she just needs to be dealt with in another way.

10-13-2006, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jessica Alba's Lover

Well i don't wish death upon anyone thta seems a little harsh. but she just needs to be dealt with in another way.

Yeah. That woulda been cool on the Scream awards if Jess went all "Hostile" on her crappy critics in a funny skit or something.

cheers

Jessica Alba's Lover · 10-13-2006, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Lobo

Yeah. That woulda been cool on the Scream awards if Jess went all "Hostile" on her crappy critics in a funny skit or something.

cheers

Yeah like that saw thing they did.

**rh71** · 10-13-2006, 08:34 AM

No wonder she writes for herself.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 10-13-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by rh71

No wonder she writes for herself.

Yea h iknoiw. no one wants to be assiocated with her.

10-16-2006, 01:28 PM

Somebody please give this woman the Rick James treatment (What'd the five fingers say to the face?...Slap!!!).

Jessica Alba's Lover · 10-16-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by C_Zman

Somebody please give this woman the Rick James treatment (What'd the five fingers say to the face?...Slap!!!).

Yes what this lainey chick is saying is Coldblooded.

10-17-2006, 01:22 AM

Yes. It seems sombody has disturbed her slumber in hades and she has returned to Earth to make make a beautiful angel like Jess feel her wrath.

LOL!

cheers

10-17-2006, 01:35 PM

If only Jess actually ran into her after reading some of this crapiola: do I sense a good ol' fashioned catfight?

10-10-2006, 09:14 AM	#21 (permalink)
social_misfit Swedish chef Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 689 My Profile	October 10, 2006 Jessica Alba: the big bang equaliser Rumour has it, the Alba B!tch is easily threatened - can't frickin' stand having anyone remotely attractive on set with her, working for her, around her, lest another beauty dare to eclipse her own. Such a shame really... that someone so attractive can be so insecure, to the point of not realising that there are probably very few women in women in the world who can rival her face/body combination and still the gossip surrounding her competitive nature has reached near legendary levels, and you have to wonder - if she's so hellbent on being the best, she's really not doing herself any favours with the fringe, is she? Because underneath those bangs, the Alba actually looks almost ordinary. Underneath those bangs, the Alba doesn't stop traffic. Underneath those bangs, the Alba wasn't the prettiest girl in the room... and you can bet your boob job the Alba B!tch tore someone a new a$$hole because of it. Source

10-10-2006, 10:50 AM	#22 (permalink)
Lobo Posts: n/a	Goddamn what is the Lainey chicks problem? She is drinking some haterade. cheers

10-10-2006, 11:01 AM	#23 (permalink)
rh71 Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,679 My Profile	social_misfit always stirring things up. :D And again, nothing by way of example... is shown/spoken of/proven.

10-10-2006, 01:49 PM	#24 (permalink)
Jessica Alba's Lover Addicted To Alba 4-Ever Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Spooning With Jess. Posts: 7,269 My Profile	What the hell is this womans problem? Ithink she got serious mental issiue. What prompts a person to hate such another person so much? And whats up with calling her "The Alba?" I think he should all get t gether and write this woman some emails and "tear someone a new a$$hole because of it" to quote somebody. Cause for one it sannoying and she needs to be taught a lesson.

10-11-2006, 06:59 PM	#26 (permalink)
social_misfit Swedish chef Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 689 My Profile	October 10, 2006 Jessica Alba: full of sh!t and false modesty The Alba B!tch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken seriously as a serious artist as opposed to a starlet with a seriously slamming body. Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, whatever, I can roll with that. After all, most tv girls want a big movie career... didn't you know? And to overreach in this regard is nothing new - see Aniston, see Gellar, see Messing...come one, come all. The shame in Alba's case is that she really, really, really does have a fantastic physique. It's getting progessively smaller these days but it's undeniably amazing all the same. Which why some of her comments in this interview are so fcking lame, particularly related that black Versace dress she wore to the Globes earlier this year. “I always thought Versace was for women who were more slender. I don’t think I have very nice legs, and I thought you have to have a perfect body to wear it, but somehow I kind of got away with it.” WOMEN WHO WERE MORE SLENDER??? You take a look for yourself. Take a look at Jessica Alba at the 2006 Golden Globes. Does it get any more slender??? Does it get any less perfect? Take a look at Jessica Alba 2 days ago, shopping for Halloween. Those arms, the clavicle...the only person who considers THIS curvy is Victoria Beckham and I think we can all agree, much as I love her, that Posh's body assessments leave much to be desired. I understand that no one is ever entirely happy with what they have. I understand that we all look in the mirror and feel inadequate. But having insecurities is one thing... trying to make people believe you're not a stick, tits, ass, and bones is another matter entirely. There is nothing endearing to me about Jessica Alba being surprised* that her self-proclaimed not-so-slender frame could have worked a Versace gown. What would be endearing is if a Versace gown could fit someone like me...not fat, not thin, just normal, with an ass that keeps jiggling for 4 or 5 seconds after I stop jumping up and down. How's that for not so slender??? Source

10-11-2006, 07:04 PM	#27 (permalink)
Lobo Posts: n/a	I bet this Lainey chick is a fat pigoid that gets no love. cheers

10-11-2006, 10:53 PM	#28 (permalink)
Jessica Alba's Lover Addicted To Alba 4-Ever Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Spooning With Jess. Posts: 7,269 My Profile	She has some real mental issues does this woman.

10-12-2006, 03:14 PM	#31 (permalink)
Lobo Posts: n/a	Yeah, well its really too bad this lady has these opinions. Even if they were true why would you make a living out of publicly bashing someone? That is so crappy. It makes me wish I had the teleporting powers of the Japanese guy on NBC's TV show Heroes and could teleport back into time right before Cory Lidle's plane crashed and have this Lainey chick swap places with him and his flight instuctor. How crappy that we live in a world where good people die untimely deaths but the miserable live long and prosper. Reminds me of a T-shirt I saw once with an old turtle on the front that miserable as hell and it says "The more you complain the longer god lets you live." cheers

10-12-2006, 03:40 PM	#32 (permalink)
Jessica Alba's Lover Addicted To Alba 4-Ever Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Spooning With Jess. Posts: 7,269 My Profile	Well i don't wish death upon anyone thta seems a little harsh. but she just needs to be dealt with in another way.

10-13-2006, 08:34 AM	#35 (permalink)
rh71 Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,679 My Profile	No wonder she writes for herself.

10-16-2006, 01:28 PM	#37 (permalink)
C_Zman Posts: n/a	Somebody please give this woman the Rick James treatment (What'd the five fingers say to the face?...Slap!!!).

10-17-2006, 01:22 AM	#39 (permalink)
Lobo Posts: n/a	Yes. It seems sombody has disturbed her slumber in hades and she has returned to Earth to make make a beautiful angel like Jess feel her wrath. LOL! cheers

10-17-2006, 01:35 PM	#40 (permalink)
C_Zman Posts: n/a	If only Jess actually ran into her after reading some of this crapiola: do I sense a good ol' fashioned catfight?

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