Jessica: A Warning from the Goddess

social_misfit · 08-13-2006, 05:01 AM

Jessica Alba: a warning from the Goddess
10/08/2006

Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this b*tch is growing exponentially and the Goddess is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter 'Alba' in the search field and click on go. The quick and dirty? She's a petty, jealous, mean spirited cow who will not hesitate to spit on the little people and, as I've said before, I've got over a dozen eager victims lined up and waiting for camera time to share their story on television. So no. This is NOT just gossip. It is fact.

And it is also fact that she's been terrorising Vancouver for the better part of a month, in town to shoot Good Luck Chuck with the ubiquitous Dane Cook whose Tom Cruise impersonation remains one of the funniest things I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying. I still laugh my ass off just thinking about that clip. But I digress. We were talking about Jessica's bad behaviour and we were talking about how she's alienating an entire Canadian city with her snotty demands and her impossibly ungrateful treatment of her fans, from yelling at them, to refusing to speak to them, to siccing her assistant on them whenever she can't be bothered to be friendly.

Now here's the latest. Downtown Vancouver, Robson Street is where shoppers converge. Ms Alba has been taking her dog in to many of the shops, practically sh*tting all over the salespeople, putting things on hold and special ordering items for pick up at a later date because naturally, she's too good to carry her own bags. And PAY for it herself. What happens is that a stylist or a member of the crew will come in later on to haul back her stuff, apparently putting all of it on the film's account, not that any of the merchandise will be worn in the movie but just to keep the little diva happy since she won't stop complaining about the fact that she's committed to this project, seeing as she now reckons she's too good for dinky little projects with dinky up and coming comedians.

She is flanked by four assistants round the clock, when she's not on camera, she's wrapped in a fur blanket and Uggs because there's only been a frickin' record breaking heat wave sweeping through Vancouver, and she's notorious for flipping out if a pretty girl makes her way on set.

Word is, the entire crew can't stand her and none of them were happy with their assignment either, especially since they remember her assy-ness when she was in town for Dark Angel a few years back. But here's where it gets interesting. Last week, the cast and some crew members were flown to Edmonton to shoot a few scenes at the penguin park. On their way there, the plane was HIT BY LIGHTNING, as in 'charred wings' and all!

Now I'm told airplanes are built for these kinds of occurrences and while everyone landed safe and sound, if I were Jessica Alba? I'd start thinking about a little attitude adjustment. It's one thing to invite the wrath of the Goddess onto your own bitchy head but it's entirely another to drag unsuspecting, hard working people down into your personal karmic inferno, you know what I mean?

Smarten up, Alba. She's watching…and so are we.
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makedah · 08-13-2006, 08:05 AM

WOW!!!! They're sooooo harsh

!!! Who wrote that? And is that even true???

makedah · 08-13-2006, 08:07 AM

And can someone explain me what "assy-ness" means? Thanks!

**Bill5461** · 08-13-2006, 09:04 AM

Hey, it's possible. I'm curious too about what Gossip writer wrote that.

08-13-2006, 12:42 PM

Who gives a **** what gossip writer wrote it, its gossip and doesn't deserve our time or comment.

This looks worthy of IMDB.com message boards, I was told this board was different. Guess I was given wrong information.

See ya!

darko. · 08-13-2006, 01:31 PM

sounds like she needs some ass to mouth.

08-13-2006, 02:40 PM

See, the bi**hiness is reaching high levels on the jealousy over her career, peeps. Hence, my fear of her opportunities to break out and lead movies being stifled by the mere mentioning of Tom Cruise taking over. Whoever wrote this clearly doesn't have any pure statements from people actually involved in the project, not even the proverbial "source close to Alba," nor any statements from people actually in Vancouver, thus there's nothing credible to take from this IMO. If she was the diva they're claiming she is, she wouldn't have even taken a small role like this in the first place. Somebody needs to take their Valium is all I have to say about that (in my best Gump voice)...

08-13-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darko.

sounds like she needs some ass to mouth.

Morons and idiots believe gossip with no sources except for some "person" on a website somewhere.

The same can be said for those who think "one person" can change someone's career.

This has truly become IMDB.com even with moronic posts.

LOL, jesus, unbelievable.

08-13-2006, 03:21 PM

Again, I say, what exactly do you want this forum to look like? One post per week per member only talking about specific quotables from her? Society speculates about lots of things especially when it comes to stars/actors. It's in our nature as Americans to question, discuss, and, especially, speculate which is what makes our country great. Life would be really boring if we never were allowed to use words like "think" or "feel" at all. Even I, as a neaderthal thinker, acknowledge you can't wipe those away entirely from society despite the extremes some have taken them to the last century or so. It is what it is, please don't be insulting to others on here if you don't agree w/the way we discuss things.

08-13-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_Zman

Again, I say, what exactly do you want this forum to look like? One post per week per member only talking about specific quotables from her? Society speculates about lots of things especially when it comes to stars/actors. It's in our nature as Americans to question, discuss, and, especially, speculate which is what makes our country great. Life would be really boring if we never were allowed to use words like "think" or "feel" at all. Even I, as a neaderthal thinker, acknowledge you can't wipe those away entirely from society despite the extremes some have taken them to the last century or so. It is what it is, please don't be insulting to others on here if you don't agree w/the way we discuss things.

A fan of Jessica would leave **** where it belongs, in the shithole rag mag blogs and gossip sites where they belong.

A young actress (Katie Holmes) IN MY OPINION, has been brought onto Jessica's Fanhost site in a way that is very disrespectful, and in a way that would piss many of us off if we read this about Jessica on other sites. Not everyone believes the same way you do about Cruise, they have given their opinions, I'm sure since your last post that is ok. You gave yours, we gave ours.

I've never once said "One post per day" hell I wish "In My Opinion" and "I think" or "feel" would be used more. At least it would be seen more as an opinion rather than this is how it is.

Well, nevermind, I apologize if i came off as insulting, but I stand by what I've put in my posts here.

This isn't a fanhost site, its another gossip **** site like many others. I guess I'm just disappointed that I was told it was something else.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 08-13-2006, 05:02 PM

oh my god i can't someone would write something so horrible about such sweet girl.

i think this people now are taking it to far. I knew jealousy could do this but i didn't think it could get this bad.

this info hasthe be the biggest big of bullshit i've ever seen.

it just makes so mad they would do this to jess!

yanjonm · 08-13-2006, 05:46 PM

Jessica Alba's Lover · 08-13-2006, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yanjonm

WTF?

i don't know. i'm guessing this person is mad at her cause she's doing better than most ofthe people the person likes who wrote this pure crapage!

08-13-2006, 10:58 PM

It's funny because my girlfriend is a model and she has this huge mink blanket that people hold waiting for her along with a cup of coffee as they wait for her to finish a shoot (Since it's winter down here in Oz) And I didn't really think of that as being a bad thing, both girls are putting themselves out there getting cold for our entertainment, what's wrong with a little luxury inbetween.

I'm not sure I believe it all anyway because I haven't heard many complaints about her before...

As for sending her assistant to deal with fans if she's grumpy, that's what all celebrities SHOULD do rather than yelling at thema nd punching them etc.

In my opinion Jessica wouldn't be perfect is she didn't have grumpy days, everyone does!

rh71 · 08-14-2006, 08:20 AM

The only thing that I can find wrong is if she's taking her dog(s) into these shops and they're taking a crap in there - if that's even true. Everything else is either speculation or opinion from a 2nd party, or even worse. Where are the facts and quotes ? BTW, stars have assistants for a reason. They get pampered for a reason. OMG a special order... as if shops don't fall over themselves trying to act "normal" when a star is in there.

It's not that I refuse to believe Alba has an attitude of any sort. She's a famous movie star and that's the only way she is different from anybody else. It's only the fact that these people print overwhelmingly negative words based on VERY SUBJECTIVE actions (without facts of course) gets to me. Is she the first to do any of those things - anything spectacularly horrible here, backed up by any amount of evidence ? Then you see the tone of this article. This gossip person must really enjoy her job - she could do this all day with everyone else.

Until someone quotes her saying something to the tune of "I hate working with other hot chicks - keep them away from me"... this just screams "I'm an attention-whoring writer who thinks I'm special for reporting something different". But that's just my speculation.

08-14-2006, 08:49 AM

What the hell is this crap!!

I have never heard the like

08-14-2006, 09:15 AM

That's the main problem I was trying to explain to "I_AM_Me" is that if you're looking for ultimate truth via the internet on message boards, chat rooms, etc. good luck. Everything is subject to speculation, conjecture, and opinions based upon questionable facts unless something actually says Jessica Alba said "...." which is really rare. It's part of the voyeuristic tendencies we have as human beings and the internet, unfortunately or fortunately depending upon how you look at it, feeds those interests especially in regards to stars. The bloggers and myspace.com sites have only strengthened that so it's not like you're going to find a safe haven from a lot of this. You just have to accept it for what it is: opinionated, catty gossip. Part of our forum, I think, is discussing the idiocies of these things which is why I don't believe bringing them up is "moronic" or whatever. But that's just dumb ol' me maybe.

darko. · 08-14-2006, 11:37 AM

my comment stands.

i'd make her breakfast afterwards, if it makes any difference.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 08-14-2006, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rh71

The only thing that I can find wrong is if she's taking her dog(s) into these shops and they're taking a crap in there - if that's even true. Everything else is either speculation or opinion from a 2nd party, or even worse. Where are the facts and quotes ? BTW, stars have assistants for a reason. They get pampered for a reason. OMG a special order... as if shops don't fall over themselves trying to act "normal" when a star is in there.

It's not that I refuse to believe Alba has an attitude of any sort. She's a famous movie star and that's the only way she is different from anybody else. It's only the fact that these people print overwhelmingly negative words based on VERY SUBJECTIVE actions (without facts of course) gets to me. Is she the first to do any of those things - anything spectacularly horrible here, backed up by any amount of evidence ? Then you see the tone of this article. This gossip person must really enjoy her job - she could do this all day with everyone else.
Until someone quotes her saying something to the tune of "I hate working with other hot chicks - keep them away from me"... this just screams "I'm an attention-whoring writer who thinks I'm special for reporting something different". But that's just my speculation.

and yes i think it is someone just looking for a boost in there career and she's the in thing to hate in certain areas.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildchild247

What the hell is this crap!!

I have never heard the like

I agree with both of you. there lies i tell you lies! complete and utter lies!!!

it makes me so make i wanna punch a hole in the wall.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 08-14-2006, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darko.

my comment stands.

i'd make her breakfast afterwards, if it makes any difference.

Dude that comment is really not needed. we like to think of her more than a sex object.

08-13-2006, 05:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
social_misfit Swedish chef Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 706 My Profile	Jessica: A Warning from the Goddess Jessica Alba: a warning from the Goddess 10/08/2006 Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this btch is growing exponentially and the Goddess is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter 'Alba' in the search field and click on go. The quick and dirty? She's a petty, jealous, mean spirited cow who will not hesitate to spit on the little people and, as I've said before, I've got over a dozen eager victims lined up and waiting for camera time to share their story on television. So no. This is NOT just gossip. It is fact. And it is also fact that she's been terrorising Vancouver for the better part of a month, in town to shoot Good Luck Chuck with the ubiquitous Dane Cook whose Tom Cruise impersonation remains one of the funniest things I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying. I still laugh my ass off just thinking about that clip. But I digress. We were talking about Jessica's bad behaviour and we were talking about how she's alienating an entire Canadian city with her snotty demands and her impossibly ungrateful treatment of her fans, from yelling at them, to refusing to speak to them, to siccing her assistant on them whenever she can't be bothered to be friendly. Now here's the latest. Downtown Vancouver, Robson Street is where shoppers converge. Ms Alba has been taking her dog in to many of the shops, practically shtting all over the salespeople, putting things on hold and special ordering items for pick up at a later date because naturally, she's too good to carry her own bags. And PAY for it herself. What happens is that a stylist or a member of the crew will come in later on to haul back her stuff, apparently putting all of it on the film's account, not that any of the merchandise will be worn in the movie but just to keep the little diva happy since she won't stop complaining about the fact that she's committed to this project, seeing as she now reckons she's too good for dinky little projects with dinky up and coming comedians. She is flanked by four assistants round the clock, when she's not on camera, she's wrapped in a fur blanket and Uggs because there's only been a frickin' record breaking heat wave sweeping through Vancouver, and she's notorious for flipping out if a pretty girl makes her way on set. Word is, the entire crew can't stand her and none of them were happy with their assignment either, especially since they remember her assy-ness when she was in town for Dark Angel a few years back. But here's where it gets interesting. Last week, the cast and some crew members were flown to Edmonton to shoot a few scenes at the penguin park. On their way there, the plane was HIT BY LIGHTNING, as in 'charred wings' and all! Now I'm told airplanes are built for these kinds of occurrences and while everyone landed safe and sound, if I were Jessica Alba? I'd start thinking about a little attitude adjustment. It's one thing to invite the wrath of the Goddess onto your own bitchy head but it's entirely another to drag unsuspecting, hard working people down into your personal karmic inferno, you know what I mean? Smarten up, Alba. She's watching…and so are we. Source

08-13-2006, 12:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
I am me! Guest Posts: n/a	Who gives a **** what gossip writer wrote it, its gossip and doesn't deserve our time or comment. This looks worthy of IMDB.com message boards, I was told this board was different. Guess I was given wrong information. See ya! Last edited by I am me!; 08-13-2006 at 12:43 PM..

08-13-2006, 10:58 PM	#14 (permalink)
Malakai Guest Posts: n/a	It's funny because my girlfriend is a model and she has this huge mink blanket that people hold waiting for her along with a cup of coffee as they wait for her to finish a shoot (Since it's winter down here in Oz) And I didn't really think of that as being a bad thing, both girls are putting themselves out there getting cold for our entertainment, what's wrong with a little luxury inbetween. I'm not sure I believe it all anyway because I haven't heard many complaints about her before... As for sending her assistant to deal with fans if she's grumpy, that's what all celebrities SHOULD do rather than yelling at thema nd punching them etc. In my opinion Jessica wouldn't be perfect is she didn't have grumpy days, everyone does! Last edited by Malakai; 08-13-2006 at 10:58 PM..

08-13-2006, 08:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
makedah Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 122 My Profile	WOW!!!! They're sooooo harsh !!! Who wrote that? And is that even true???

08-13-2006, 08:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
makedah Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 122 My Profile	And can someone explain me what "assy-ness" means? Thanks!

08-13-2006, 09:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 16,356 My Profile	Hey, it's possible. I'm curious too about what Gossip writer wrote that.

08-13-2006, 01:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,129	sounds like she needs some ass to mouth.

08-13-2006, 02:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
C_Zman Guest Posts: n/a	See, the bi**hiness is reaching high levels on the jealousy over her career, peeps. Hence, my fear of her opportunities to break out and lead movies being stifled by the mere mentioning of Tom Cruise taking over. Whoever wrote this clearly doesn't have any pure statements from people actually involved in the project, not even the proverbial "source close to Alba," nor any statements from people actually in Vancouver, thus there's nothing credible to take from this IMO. If she was the diva they're claiming she is, she wouldn't have even taken a small role like this in the first place. Somebody needs to take their Valium is all I have to say about that (in my best Gump voice)...

08-13-2006, 03:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
C_Zman Guest Posts: n/a	Again, I say, what exactly do you want this forum to look like? One post per week per member only talking about specific quotables from her? Society speculates about lots of things especially when it comes to stars/actors. It's in our nature as Americans to question, discuss, and, especially, speculate which is what makes our country great. Life would be really boring if we never were allowed to use words like "think" or "feel" at all. Even I, as a neaderthal thinker, acknowledge you can't wipe those away entirely from society despite the extremes some have taken them to the last century or so. It is what it is, please don't be insulting to others on here if you don't agree w/the way we discuss things.

08-13-2006, 05:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jessica Alba's Lover Addicted To Alba 4-Ever Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Spooning With Jess. Posts: 7,269 My Profile	oh my god i can't someone would write something so horrible about such sweet girl. i think this people now are taking it to far. I knew jealousy could do this but i didn't think it could get this bad. this info hasthe be the biggest big of bullshit i've ever seen. it just makes so mad they would do this to jess!

08-13-2006, 05:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
yanjonm Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 1,448 My Profile	WTF?

08-14-2006, 08:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
rh71 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,685 My Profile	The only thing that I can find wrong is if she's taking her dog(s) into these shops and they're taking a crap in there - if that's even true. Everything else is either speculation or opinion from a 2nd party, or even worse. Where are the facts and quotes ? BTW, stars have assistants for a reason. They get pampered for a reason. OMG a special order... as if shops don't fall over themselves trying to act "normal" when a star is in there. It's not that I refuse to believe Alba has an attitude of any sort. She's a famous movie star and that's the only way she is different from anybody else. It's only the fact that these people print overwhelmingly negative words based on VERY SUBJECTIVE actions (without facts of course) gets to me. Is she the first to do any of those things - anything spectacularly horrible here, backed up by any amount of evidence ? Then you see the tone of this article. This gossip person must really enjoy her job - she could do this all day with everyone else. Until someone quotes her saying something to the tune of "I hate working with other hot chicks - keep them away from me"... this just screams "I'm an attention-whoring writer who thinks I'm special for reporting something different". But that's just my speculation.

08-14-2006, 08:49 AM	#16 (permalink)
wildchild247 Guest Posts: n/a	What the hell is this crap!! I have never heard the like

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08-14-2006, 09:15 AM	#17 (permalink)
C_Zman Guest Posts: n/a	That's the main problem I was trying to explain to "I_AM_Me" is that if you're looking for ultimate truth via the internet on message boards, chat rooms, etc. good luck. Everything is subject to speculation, conjecture, and opinions based upon questionable facts unless something actually says Jessica Alba said "...." which is really rare. It's part of the voyeuristic tendencies we have as human beings and the internet, unfortunately or fortunately depending upon how you look at it, feeds those interests especially in regards to stars. The bloggers and myspace.com sites have only strengthened that so it's not like you're going to find a safe haven from a lot of this. You just have to accept it for what it is: opinionated, catty gossip. Part of our forum, I think, is discussing the idiocies of these things which is why I don't believe bringing them up is "moronic" or whatever. But that's just dumb ol' me maybe.

08-14-2006, 11:37 AM	#18 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,129	my comment stands. i'd make her breakfast afterwards, if it makes any difference.