Jessica Alba fan traits

03-06-2006, 08:41 PM

why the **** do you "die-hard alba-fans" have to live under false pretenses by stating that she is "talented" as well as beautiful?!

****ing hell, i'm a ****ing realist and yes i think she is hot but i ain't going to ****ing be all 'omg shes the best actress ever she should ween oscar!111'

grow up yet?

ps i don't see how anyone can combat what i say, i mean lets look at the fact. you can't exactly play the 'yes she is, look at her in this movie...' card - there is no movie, therefore, no card.

oh btw why are you guys so in-love with her ... i'm talking IN-love with her. the kind that it makes you sick to your heart and actually despise the man she's with at the time. for god sake PLEASE go out and find a real girlfriend. even then if you do find one she'll dump your ass after she finds your alba-porn in your my documents.

if you really loved her ( :rolleyes: ) you'd respect everything she does which is dating the man she loves. you'd want her to be happy over anything else in the world, and that'd include stop obsessing over her.

what exactly would you say if you met her anyway?

"hi i love you [img]smile.gif[/img] " - yep, she's never heard that.
"your hot lets do it" - real smooth.
"omgoose i know you jessica alba :D " - yep, so does the rest of the population.

you know her as a celebrity, if you ever got the slightest chance to take her out you'd mess it all up because you know everything about her and would be completely fake, not to mention creep the **** outta her. you'd just take the whole purpose out of starting a relationship - getting to know them! idiots.

gotta feel sorry for cash though, he's probably a nice guy. she ain't bought him no ferrari's like "K-Fed" so i'm assuming he's genuinely a nice guy cos he sure ain't getting anything out of it... oh wait i just thought of something and all you tard's are going to cry. HE GETS TO HIT THAT **** OH YEEA. crying yet?

personally, i think she's more sensible to pick someone who is just after her money. i don't think she gives a damn anyway. if i were a millionaire i wouldn't, men aren't that money demanding unlike women. keep the ****in credit cards away from them.

Oh yes i just remembered why i made this thread

STOP BEING OBSESSED! [img]smile.gif[/img]

03-06-2006, 09:46 PM

I do agree with some points you made during your rant. Some of the people on this forum can be a little over the top when it comes to Jessica Alba, as the things they know about her come from indirect, sometimes tainted sources. Even the interviews she gives can't be used to judge her character. I believe that a member on this forums obsession with Jessica (even though I think Jessica would not be the kind of girl who would enjoy being obsessed about (again I am drawing this not from firsthand experience)) would be well founded if they had firsthand contact and communication with Jessica. You cannot tell enough about a person just by what you see in the public spotlight to judge their character. Everyone who thinks that she is beautiful was good reason, as we can draw this from pictures, videos, movies etc. A person who likes Jessica because of her looks has good, well founded reason to.

I do respect though, their right to like (I wouldn't refrain form almost using the term worship here) Jessica as much as they want. It is their decision, that I have to let them carry out. I may not agree with it, or think that it is well founded, and they may have reasons for liking her that I may not know, great reasons that could make this post worthless. But buddy, your not going to change how they feel about her, they're just not all of a sudden going to see the light because of your message.

You just have to relax and let it go, it may bother you but it's not your business. Well, that's just my say.

[ March 06, 2006, 07:53 PM: Message edited by: winpeg13 ]

03-06-2006, 09:46 PM

sorry about the double post

[ March 06, 2006, 07:47 PM: Message edited by: winpeg13 ]

BipBipBip · 03-06-2006, 10:30 PM

Wow. Calm down. It's a forum...people come here to talk about her. Don't take everything YOU read so seriously.

03-07-2006, 12:37 AM

dude, don't come on here talking $hit. we come on this board to discuss are liking for and appreciation for jessica alba. just because you came on here and read like 4 posts you already made up your mind what kind of people are on this forum. we are fans of her. plain and simple. most of the time we are joking around anyway. you come on here and the first post i see is already disrespectful to this forums members and you made yourself look like an @$$. go away.

cheers

Jessica Alba's Lover · 03-07-2006, 04:12 AM

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Originally posted by Lobo:
dude, don't come on here talking $hit. we come on this board to discuss are liking for and appreciation for jessica alba. just because you came on here and read like 4 posts you already made up your mind what kind of people are on this forum. we are fans of her. plain and simple. most of the time we are joking around anyway. you come on here and the first post i see is already disrespectful to this forums members and you made yourself look like an @$$. go away.

cheers

yes i know and whats with all the swearing. you must be 13 thatswhyall the swearing i'm guessing. you don't need to swear t oget your point across. i think once you really need t ouse obscene words your statement is shot ot hell and its just nothing but a slur of profanity on your behalf..

03-07-2006, 04:25 PM

My primary question isn't overtly deep other than to say if you're only interested in her hotness, why have you come to a freakin' forum man! Go google pics of her or something. In a forum, people TALK and, thereby, express opinions, feelings, etc. Given your opinions on her, it's apparent your views on her are not that deep which is okay but don't blame others for believing she's a real person and not an object.

This is just like the UCLA_LATINA incident. Punching people in the dark and running down the dimly lit alley away isn't "male" at all, man. Nor is picking fights w/people solely to make yourself look better than them which is exactly what you're doing here and on your other posts, man.

While I agree w/some of your points (the non-personal attacking ones), I have to ask why you're so darn militant about what other people are doing in a place you obviously have no interest in visiting anyway. Geez, you'd think you ran a freakin' law school and we're all military recruiters or something. Take a valium and find someplace else to play if you can't play nice here. Despite what you think about the language choices around here the fact that the others are being so adult in their responses to you shows they have a little more self control and, thus, are a little more mature than your highness appears to be. Yes, we may joke about being w/her, Cash, etc. but that's what they are: jokes. If you're really looking for a CW killer search the web, there are worse people than us. As far as being in love w/her, I think the consensus is she's great but we admit we don't know her enough.

Forum leaders: sorry about the soap box tirade but there are just too many people that are "sensitive" and get set off by simple comments for me to take anymore! God, bring back the 80's when "sensitivity" was just a freakin' word, plllleeeeasssseeeee!!!

Jessica Alba's Lover · 03-07-2006, 04:32 PM

i just actually realized something. what if he is the real CW irt would explain him getting so mad at the anti cash people. huh? huh? just a thought.

03-07-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Jessica Alba's Lover:
i just actually realized something. what if he is the real CW irt would explain him getting so mad at the anti cash people. huh? huh? just a thought.

I was beginning to wonder the same thing myself when I read his posts but that would just be a wonderful pipe dream, wouldn't it?

Jessica Alba's Lover · 03-07-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by C_Zman:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jessica Alba's Lover:
i just actually realized something. what if he is the real CW irt would explain him getting so mad at the anti cash people. huh? huh? just a thought.

I was beginning to wonder the same thing myself when I read his posts but that would just be a wonderful pipe dream, wouldn't it? </font>[/QUOTE]who knows stranger things have happens. he's found us everyone run and hide!

03-09-2006, 12:10 AM

If it actually was CW, doubtful as it is, he needs to search the web a little more carefully for commentary on him/Jess. Like I said before, there are a lot more vicious sites than anything WE put out there.

03-09-2006, 01:39 AM

yeah the stuff on that bastardly web site was just straight up raw. they diss everything and everybody over there. even mother tereasa (RIP) would not be safe from comments from those animals!!

cheers

Jessica Alba's Lover · 03-09-2006, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Lobo:
yeah the stuff on that bastardly web site was just straight up raw. they diss everything and everybody over there. even mother tereasa (RIP) would not be safe from comments from those animals!!

cheers

never been to that site before.

03-09-2006, 10:11 AM

well, i would suggest you stay away from there. some of the stuff is kinda funny but other than that it is very crude. especially towards "HIM"

cheers

03-09-2006, 03:56 PM

Yeah, they get waaaay more personal in their attacks than anything we've ever done like picking on his "junior" size, styles, and personality which we don't really know anything about. We bring up a little of it but those guys are just A-holes about it.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 03-09-2006, 04:09 PM

what is this site your all talking about?

what isthe address? i wanna see the harshness.

03-09-2006, 05:13 PM

I mentioned it in the "I'm sorry" thread. I think it was www.bastardly.com or something. If you google Cash's name and read the site descriptions, it's easy to find as it has the nastiest descriptions of him etc.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 03-09-2006, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_Zman:
I mentioned it in the "I'm sorry" thread. I think it was www.bastardly.com or something. If you google Cash's name and read the site descriptions, it's easy to find as it has the nastiest descriptions of him etc.

i gotta see this for myself. they sound like my kind of people.

Jessica Alba's Lover · 03-10-2006, 01:44 AM

that site is my new favorite place. those bash's on cash are just so great. finally my kind of people. its just 100% pure hate just the way i like it.

03-12-2006, 12:07 PM

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hatred. Hatred leads to suffering. Suffering leads to the Dark Side." Choose wisely my young padawon.

03-06-2006, 08:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
im_a_male Guest Posts: n/a	why the ** do you "die-hard alba-fans" have to live under false pretenses by stating that she is "talented" as well as beautiful?! ing hell, i'm a ing realist and yes i think she is hot but i ain't going to ing be all 'omg shes the best actress ever she should ween oscar!111' grow up yet? ps i don't see how anyone can combat what i say, i mean lets look at the fact. you can't exactly play the 'yes she is, look at her in this movie...' card - there is no movie, therefore, no card. oh btw why are you guys so in-love with her ... i'm talking IN-love with her. the kind that it makes you sick to your heart and actually despise the man she's with at the time. for god sake PLEASE go out and find a real girlfriend. even then if you do find one she'll dump your ass after she finds your alba-porn in your my documents. if you really loved her ( :rolleyes: ) you'd respect everything she does which is dating the man she loves. you'd want her to be happy over anything else in the world, and that'd include stop obsessing over her. what exactly would you say if you met her anyway? "hi i love you [img]smile.gif[/img] " - yep, she's never heard that. "your hot lets do it" - real smooth. "omgoose i know you jessica alba :D " - yep, so does the rest of the population. you know her as a celebrity, if you ever got the slightest chance to take her out you'd mess it all up because you know everything about her and would be completely fake, not to mention creep the outta her. you'd just take the whole purpose out of starting a relationship - getting to know them! idiots. gotta feel sorry for cash though, he's probably a nice guy. she ain't bought him no ferrari's like "K-Fed" so i'm assuming he's genuinely a nice guy cos he sure ain't getting anything out of it... oh wait i just thought of something and all you tard's are going to cry. HE GETS TO HIT THAT OH YEEA. crying yet? personally, i think she's more sensible to pick someone who is just after her money. i don't think she gives a damn anyway. if i were a millionaire i wouldn't, men aren't that money demanding unlike women. keep the in credit cards away from them. Oh yes i just remembered why i made this thread STOP BEING OBSESSED! [img]smile.gif[/img]**

03-06-2006, 09:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
winpeg13 Guest Posts: n/a	I do agree with some points you made during your rant. Some of the people on this forum can be a little over the top when it comes to Jessica Alba, as the things they know about her come from indirect, sometimes tainted sources. Even the interviews she gives can't be used to judge her character. I believe that a member on this forums obsession with Jessica (even though I think Jessica would not be the kind of girl who would enjoy being obsessed about (again I am drawing this not from firsthand experience)) would be well founded if they had firsthand contact and communication with Jessica. You cannot tell enough about a person just by what you see in the public spotlight to judge their character. Everyone who thinks that she is beautiful was good reason, as we can draw this from pictures, videos, movies etc. A person who likes Jessica because of her looks has good, well founded reason to. I do respect though, their right to like (I wouldn't refrain form almost using the term worship here) Jessica as much as they want. It is their decision, that I have to let them carry out. I may not agree with it, or think that it is well founded, and they may have reasons for liking her that I may not know, great reasons that could make this post worthless. But buddy, your not going to change how they feel about her, they're just not all of a sudden going to see the light because of your message. You just have to relax and let it go, it may bother you but it's not your business. Well, that's just my say. [ March 06, 2006, 07:53 PM: Message edited by: winpeg13 ]

03-06-2006, 09:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
winpeg13 Guest Posts: n/a	sorry about the double post [ March 06, 2006, 07:47 PM: Message edited by: winpeg13 ]

03-06-2006, 10:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
BipBipBip Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hockeytown Posts: 71 My Profile	Wow. Calm down. It's a forum...people come here to talk about her. Don't take everything YOU read so seriously.

03-07-2006, 12:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lobo Guest Posts: n/a	dude, don't come on here talking $hit. we come on this board to discuss are liking for and appreciation for jessica alba. just because you came on here and read like 4 posts you already made up your mind what kind of people are on this forum. we are fans of her. plain and simple. most of the time we are joking around anyway. you come on here and the first post i see is already disrespectful to this forums members and you made yourself look like an @$$. go away. cheers

03-07-2006, 04:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
C_Zman Guest Posts: n/a	My primary question isn't overtly deep other than to say if you're only interested in her hotness, why have you come to a freakin' forum man! Go google pics of her or something. In a forum, people TALK and, thereby, express opinions, feelings, etc. Given your opinions on her, it's apparent your views on her are not that deep which is okay but don't blame others for believing she's a real person and not an object. This is just like the UCLA_LATINA incident. Punching people in the dark and running down the dimly lit alley away isn't "male" at all, man. Nor is picking fights w/people solely to make yourself look better than them which is exactly what you're doing here and on your other posts, man. While I agree w/some of your points (the non-personal attacking ones), I have to ask why you're so darn militant about what other people are doing in a place you obviously have no interest in visiting anyway. Geez, you'd think you ran a freakin' law school and we're all military recruiters or something. Take a valium and find someplace else to play if you can't play nice here. Despite what you think about the language choices around here the fact that the others are being so adult in their responses to you shows they have a little more self control and, thus, are a little more mature than your highness appears to be. Yes, we may joke about being w/her, Cash, etc. but that's what they are: jokes. If you're really looking for a CW killer search the web, there are worse people than us. As far as being in love w/her, I think the consensus is she's great but we admit we don't know her enough. Forum leaders: sorry about the soap box tirade but there are just too many people that are "sensitive" and get set off by simple comments for me to take anymore! God, bring back the 80's when "sensitivity" was just a freakin' word, plllleeeeasssseeeee!!!

03-07-2006, 04:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jessica Alba's Lover Addicted To Alba 4-Ever Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Spooning With Jess. Posts: 7,269 My Profile	i just actually realized something. what if he is the real CW irt would explain him getting so mad at the anti cash people. huh? huh? just a thought.

03-09-2006, 12:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
C_Zman Guest Posts: n/a	If it actually was CW, doubtful as it is, he needs to search the web a little more carefully for commentary on him/Jess. Like I said before, there are a lot more vicious sites than anything WE put out there.

03-09-2006, 01:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
Lobo Guest Posts: n/a	yeah the stuff on that bastardly web site was just straight up raw. they diss everything and everybody over there. even mother tereasa (RIP) would not be safe from comments from those animals!! cheers

03-09-2006, 10:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
Lobo Guest Posts: n/a	well, i would suggest you stay away from there. some of the stuff is kinda funny but other than that it is very crude. especially towards "HIM" cheers

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03-09-2006, 03:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
C_Zman Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, they get waaaay more personal in their attacks than anything we've ever done like picking on his "junior" size, styles, and personality which we don't really know anything about. We bring up a little of it but those guys are just A-holes about it.

03-09-2006, 04:09 PM	#16 (permalink)
Jessica Alba's Lover Addicted To Alba 4-Ever Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Spooning With Jess. Posts: 7,269 My Profile	what is this site your all talking about? what isthe address? i wanna see the harshness.

03-09-2006, 05:13 PM	#17 (permalink)
C_Zman Guest Posts: n/a	I mentioned it in the "I'm sorry" thread. I think it was www.bastardly.com or something. If you google Cash's name and read the site descriptions, it's easy to find as it has the nastiest descriptions of him etc.

03-10-2006, 01:44 AM	#19 (permalink)
Jessica Alba's Lover Addicted To Alba 4-Ever Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Spooning With Jess. Posts: 7,269 My Profile	that site is my new favorite place. those bash's on cash are just so great. finally my kind of people. its just 100% pure hate just the way i like it.

03-12-2006, 12:07 PM	#20 (permalink)
C_Zman Guest Posts: n/a	"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hatred. Hatred leads to suffering. Suffering leads to the Dark Side." Choose wisely my young padawon.