Jamie And His C***

**Trotter** · 10-30-2009, 03:51 PM

Thank-you to Jim for this

I love the ending........

They say sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince. Well, to hear a self-deprecating Jamie Kennedy tell it, sometimes it's just the opposite.
While appearing on the Halloween edition of the Bonnie Hunt Show Friday, Jamie jokingly recalled how his eventual relationship with Jennifer Love Hewitt didn't seem to have a ghost of a chance.
"The first time I met her I was at a party with Jerry O'Connell and I asked him, 'Who's that girl?' He said, 'That's J. Love,' and I said, 'She's really hot,' and he said, 'She's 16,' and I was like, ah crap.
"Then, a couple years later, I went to TRL to promote a movie and I went to go talk to her, but then Carson Daly came out and put his arm around her and I went, ah crap.
"Then a couple years after that I went to Starbucks and I went to talk to her and John Mayer came up and grabbed her ass, and I was like, ah crap.
"And now, at night when we're in bed together, we lay and she turns and looks at me and goes, ah crap."
Aww. Ain't, um, love, grand?

Lore · 10-30-2009, 05:33 PM

funny.......

wang · 10-30-2009, 06:43 PM

If I was in bed and rolled over to see him, I'd say the same thing.

If I rolled over and saw Jennifer I'd say, whatever happens
next please don't let me wake up.

thnks

W

**Trotter** · 10-31-2009, 01:56 PM

No problem guys......

**Trotter** · 10-31-2009, 01:57 PM

So it's not just me that has that dream wang.....

SarahLove · 10-31-2009, 02:34 PM

Great story thanks guys....

All You Need Is... · 10-31-2009, 03:37 PM

You Scared me for a second Dave. I wasn't sure witch C-word you were hiding there.

Great read. Love is so funny.

**andrew r** · 10-31-2009, 04:22 PM

I was too Jeff! Especially after that vid of the two we saw!

wang · 10-31-2009, 10:26 PM

[QUOTE=All You Need Is...;1151731]You Scared me for a second Dave. I wasn't sure witch C-word you were hiding there.

Great read. Love is so funny.[/QUOTE

Now what word would that be?

You should have known Dave would never use
a word like that when referring to Jennifer.

w

wang · 10-31-2009, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotter

So it's not just me that has that dream wang.....

So when you feel a warm tongue licking your face you
suddenly wake up to see your dog?

Stay out of my dreams

W

**Trotter** · 11-01-2009, 01:47 PM

That would be a nightmare wang....we don't have a dog.....

**Trotter** · 11-01-2009, 01:48 PM

And you should know me better than that guys.....

I would NEVER type the word Chelsea is this forum............

SarahLove · 11-01-2009, 02:30 PM

That's the team just ABOVE United if I'm right Dave....

**andrew r** · 11-01-2009, 02:44 PM

Oh Sarah! I guess Dave's nightmare is seeing Love in a Man City shirt....

SarahLove · 11-01-2009, 02:56 PM

Don't even go there Andrew....

**andrew r** · 11-01-2009, 03:17 PM

Uh-oh... Better not...

wang · 11-01-2009, 04:48 PM

No dog? I thought all you Vets had dogs

w

**Trotter** · 11-02-2009, 02:36 PM

I've got about 300 at work but my landlord won't let us have any in the flat, I have to hide Sarah every time he comes.....

zachlaka · 11-02-2009, 02:52 PM

I was going to say Dave lying is not good but you came out and confessed about Sarah.....

Do not be ashamed I would hide Sarah as well even if the landlord allowed pets....

**Trotter** · 11-02-2009, 02:57 PM

She went for his leg last time he came.....

10-30-2009, 03:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 42,100 My Profile	Jamie And His C* Thank-you to Jim for this I love the ending........ They say sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince. Well, to hear a self-deprecating Jamie Kennedy** tell it, sometimes it's just the opposite. While appearing on the Halloween edition of the Bonnie Hunt Show Friday, Jamie jokingly recalled how his eventual relationship with Jennifer Love Hewitt didn't seem to have a ghost of a chance. "The first time I met her I was at a party with Jerry O'Connell and I asked him, 'Who's that girl?' He said, 'That's J. Love,' and I said, 'She's really hot,' and he said, 'She's 16,' and I was like, ah crap. "Then, a couple years later, I went to TRL to promote a movie and I went to go talk to her, but then Carson Daly came out and put his arm around her and I went, ah crap. "Then a couple years after that I went to Starbucks and I went to talk to her and John Mayer came up and grabbed her ass, and I was like, ah crap. "And now, at night when we're in bed together, we lay and she turns and looks at me and goes, ah crap." Aww. Ain't, um, love, grand?

10-30-2009, 05:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lore Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 571 My Profile	funny.......

10-30-2009, 06:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
wang Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 750 My Profile	If I was in bed and rolled over to see him, I'd say the same thing. If I rolled over and saw Jennifer I'd say, whatever happens next please don't let me wake up. thnks W

10-31-2009, 01:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 42,100 My Profile	No problem guys......

10-31-2009, 01:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 42,100 My Profile	So it's not just me that has that dream wang.....

10-31-2009, 02:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
SarahLove Sister Of JLH Nut Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 17,180 My Profile	Great story thanks guys....

10-31-2009, 03:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
All You Need Is... Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Roseville,Minnesota Posts: 2,676 My Profile	You Scared me for a second Dave. I wasn't sure witch C-word you were hiding there. Great read. Love is so funny.

10-31-2009, 04:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
andrew r Moderator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: England Posts: 43,222 My Profile	I was too Jeff! Especially after that vid of the two we saw!

10-31-2009, 10:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
wang Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 750 My Profile	[QUOTE=All You Need Is...;1151731]You Scared me for a second Dave. I wasn't sure witch C-word you were hiding there. Great read. Love is so funny.[/QUOTE Now what word would that be? You should have known Dave would never use a word like that when referring to Jennifer. w

11-01-2009, 01:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 42,100 My Profile	That would be a nightmare wang....we don't have a dog.....

11-01-2009, 01:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 42,100 My Profile	And you should know me better than that guys..... I would NEVER type the word Chelsea is this forum............

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11-01-2009, 02:30 PM	#13 (permalink)
SarahLove Sister Of JLH Nut Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 17,180 My Profile	That's the team just ABOVE United if I'm right Dave....

11-01-2009, 02:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
andrew r Moderator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: England Posts: 43,222 My Profile	Oh Sarah! I guess Dave's nightmare is seeing Love in a Man City shirt....

11-01-2009, 02:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
SarahLove Sister Of JLH Nut Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 17,180 My Profile	Don't even go there Andrew....

11-01-2009, 03:17 PM	#16 (permalink)
andrew r Moderator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: England Posts: 43,222 My Profile	Uh-oh... Better not...

11-01-2009, 04:48 PM	#17 (permalink)
wang Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 750 My Profile	No dog? I thought all you Vets had dogs w

11-02-2009, 02:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 42,100 My Profile	I've got about 300 at work but my landlord won't let us have any in the flat, I have to hide Sarah every time he comes.....

11-02-2009, 02:52 PM	#19 (permalink)
zachlaka The angel in white! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Madison WI Posts: 4,136 My Profile	I was going to say Dave lying is not good but you came out and confessed about Sarah..... Do not be ashamed I would hide Sarah as well even if the landlord allowed pets....

11-02-2009, 02:57 PM	#20 (permalink)
Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 42,100 My Profile	She went for his leg last time he came.....