Please Officer

**Trotter** · 07-16-2008, 02:27 PM

Gooooo on let her off......

recordable2 · 07-16-2008, 02:31 PM

Thanks for nice scan!!

**andrew r** · 07-16-2008, 02:40 PM

I think Love would have gotten off, with just an autograph! Thanks for the scan Dave, a great smile as usual. Though what's with the unusual hairstyle? Is she on her way to filming?

SarahLove · 07-16-2008, 03:03 PM

Ahhhh poor Love....thanks dave....

Chubfuddler · 07-16-2008, 03:35 PM

Officer: "Where's the fire, miss?"

JLH: "In your eyes, officer."

wang · 07-16-2008, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Chubfuddler

Officer: "Where's the fire, miss?"

JLH: "In your eyes, officer."

Does that really work?

I'll have to try it next time

thnks

W

Chubfuddler · 07-16-2008, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wang

Does that really work?

I'll have to try it next time

thnks

W

Well, if that one doesn't work, try one of these. I've got plenty more.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job.
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
7. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
8. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
9. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's night stand.
10. I pay your salary.
11. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us knows.
12. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far ahead they are.
13. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained specialist.
14. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
15. No, YOU assume the position.
16. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3 for 1 special.
17. No, offi, offic,lucifer...I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.
18. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph.
19. Come on, write the stupid ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
20. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

PreppyWannabe · 07-16-2008, 11:19 PM

That was funny, Chubfuddler!

BTW = Does anyone know why Love was pulled over??

siralfieri · 07-17-2008, 08:22 AM

gostei ali das frases pra falar com o guarda

foto muito bonito e eu penso que o guarda apenas foi pedir um autógrafo

**Trotter** · 07-17-2008, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PreppyWannabe

That was funny, Chubfuddler!

BTW = Does anyone know why Love was pulled over??

Dragging me behind her for 2 miles didn't help....

Thanks Chub we should try some of those out....

bigbear · 07-17-2008, 01:09 PM

Great scan thanks Dave! I hope Love watches here Driving next time!

SarahLove · 07-17-2008, 01:37 PM

Thank's Chub they are really funny....

angelbunny225 · 07-17-2008, 02:48 PM

Ahahahhahahahaha...LMAO!!!!! omg XD

ahahaha...LOL XD
heheheh...

#4 and #20 are the best! XD LMAO XD ahahahah...omg Chub..makes me feel 100% better....+ this kewllyly scanny = I end with 130% ;)

THANCCCIES!

Wingless · 07-17-2008, 03:06 PM

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I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.

Hahaha!! I've never heard this one before!!! It really made me laugh...

Cheers to all, and in his place, I would have made her stop too!

**andrew r** · 07-17-2008, 03:11 PM

Maybe the reason was that the policeman wanted her autograph. The lengths some people go to...

**Trotter** · 07-18-2008, 02:22 PM

Errrr I don't think so Andrew....

**andrew r** · 07-18-2008, 03:21 PM

I'm sure you'd have tried it Dave.

**Trotter** · 07-19-2008, 12:15 PM

Can I show you my handcuffs Love..oh you already have some....

wang · 07-20-2008, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PreppyWannabe

That was funny, Chubfuddler!

BTW = Does anyone know why Love was pulled over??

If its the same situation Jen was ticketed a few years ago for,
road rage, (kidding) making an illegal left turn, I think she was
driving a Navigator when it happened.

W

**Trotter** · 07-20-2008, 02:44 PM

She has never been the same since playing Page in Heartbreakers....

07-16-2008, 02:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 42,054 My Profile	Please Officer Gooooo on let her off......

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PreppyWannabe Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Long Island Posts: 1,522 My Profile	That was funny, Chubfuddler! BTW = Does anyone know why *Love* was pulled over?? Last edited by PreppyWannabe; 07-16-2008 at 11:20 PM..

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bigbear Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: California Posts: 3,232 My Profile	Great scan thanks Dave! I hope Love watches here Driving next time! Last edited by bigbear; 07-17-2008 at 01:19 PM..

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recordable2 Love, my life inspiration Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany - Berlin Posts: 10,384 My Profile	Thanks for nice scan!!

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andrew r Moderator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: England Posts: 43,190 My Profile	I think Love would have gotten off, with just an autograph! Thanks for the scan Dave, a great smile as usual. Though what's with the unusual hairstyle? Is she on her way to filming?

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SarahLove Sister Of JLH Nut Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 17,165 My Profile	Ahhhh poor Love....thanks dave....

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Chubfuddler Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 690 My Profile	Officer: "Where's the fire, miss?" JLH: "In your eyes, officer."

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siralfieri The Big BRAZILIAN Fan Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 118 My Profile	gostei ali das frases pra falar com o guarda foto muito bonito e eu penso que o guarda apenas foi pedir um autógrafo

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SarahLove Sister Of JLH Nut Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 17,165 My Profile	Thank's Chub they are really funny....

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angelbunny225 Do you think I'm nuts? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: in the middle of nowhere... Posts: 8,097 My Profile	Ahahahhahahahaha...LMAO!!!!! omg XD ahahaha...LOL XD heheheh... #4 and #20 are the best! XD LMAO XD ahahahah...omg Chub..makes me feel 100% better....+ this kewllyly scanny = I end with 130% ;) THANCCCIES!

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andrew r Moderator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: England Posts: 43,190 My Profile	Maybe the reason was that the policeman wanted her autograph. The lengths some people go to...

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Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 42,054 My Profile	Errrr I don't think so Andrew....

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andrew r Moderator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: England Posts: 43,190 My Profile	I'm sure you'd have tried it Dave.

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07-19-2008, 12:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 42,054 My Profile	Can I show you my handcuffs Love..oh you already have some....

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