Love Fugged again!

thebears · 05-13-2006, 01:16 AM

Love gets Fugged again -- but very softly.

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May 08, 2006
The Fug Whisperer

Since she started communing with dead people on a regular basis -- which I realize is part of a fictional show, but the people at CBS apparently do not, as they recently sponsored commercial segments in which she answers as herself viewer questions about interacting with the dead; next they'll be selling on eBay the right to have your taxes done by Dav1d Krumh0ltz -- Jennifer Love Hewitt has more often than not made some dodgy fashion choices. Consider this: Us Weekly named her "Best Hollywood Body," or some similar compliment, so what did J.Lo.Hew do? She showed up in this:

I love that color. The dress is not far off from being cute, honestly; I just find it fascinating that Ms. Lo.Hew attended a celebration of her figure in a dress that dumpifies it -- indeed, goes out of its way to make her breasts look kind of saggy. In fact, in the issue itself in which Us hands out its hotly awaited awards that rival only the Billboard Music Awards in societal relevance, our favorite faux-medium (sorry, Patricia Arquette) says she she flatly refuses to wear skinny jeans because she knows they make her look pear-shaped. Clever girl. Too bad this thing is plucked from the same fruit bowl.

Posted by Heather at 06:14 AM

Looking4Love · 05-13-2006, 03:14 AM

I like that dress.

nouille · 05-13-2006, 03:22 AM

Thanks

hooligan · 05-13-2006, 03:45 AM

it makes her look pregnant,terrible dress

05-13-2006, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebears

Love gets Fugged again -- but very softly.

not the way id do it, but hey

**Trotter** · 05-13-2006, 06:53 AM

Great post the bears thank-you for taking the time to share it with us.....

SarahLove · 05-13-2006, 07:19 AM

Thanks for your great post....

Old Man · 05-13-2006, 01:54 PM

In England the magazine "Private Eye" uses the word "FUG" as a euphanism for another word that begins with "FU" but ends with "CK"

so your heading "Love Fugged again" could be quite rude

**andrew r** · 05-13-2006, 02:19 PM

Not one of my favourites, but Love suited the colour.

i love love · 05-13-2006, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Man

could be quite rude

It is, it's used regularly by a shock-jock named Tom Leykis here in the States. He's a wannabe Howard Stern but much more immature and rude. Fugly is the combination of two words... generally fat and ugly. It looks like this website may be a follower of Leykis 101.

05-13-2006, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by i love love

It is, it's used regularly by a shock-jock named Tom Leykis here in the States. He's a wannabe Howard Stern but much more immature and rude. Fugly is the combination of two words... generally fat and ugly. It looks like this website may be a follower of Leykis 101.

actually its short for ****ing ugly , and tom leykis didnt make it up so thats all really irrelevant

i love love · 05-13-2006, 05:12 PM

No matter which meaning you want to give the word, it's not pretty, that's all that's relevant.

thebears · 05-14-2006, 02:32 AM

The word "Fug" comes from the site "Go Fug Yourself." Here is their definition of the word:
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1. What is this "fug"? I've never heard of it.

"Fug" comes from "fugly," which is a contraction of "fantastically ugly" (or an f-word more prurient, if you like, but we are clean and delightful young ladies who don't engage in that kind of filth, dammit).
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As to whether it is rude, we American bears cannot be responsible for you people on the island being unable to use English correctly.

You guys say you are going to knock up a woman thinking it means to announce you are at her door but we hear that you are trying to get her pregnant! Probably not what you intended to say!

Flash!!! Aisha has been Fugged!

May 12, 2006

Fug Soup

Fab legs, Aisha. And great shoes. But that weird pointilist nightmare of a dress is so short, I can tell what your fallopian tubes are doing.

Posted by Heather at 10:28 AM

**Trotter** · 05-14-2006, 03:43 PM

Come on guys let's not spoil a really good thread....

05-13-2006, 01:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
thebears Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 406 My Profile	Love Fugged again! Love gets Fugged again -- but very softly. --------------------- May 08, 2006 The Fug Whisperer Since she started communing with dead people on a regular basis -- which I realize is part of a fictional show, but the people at CBS apparently do not, as they recently sponsored commercial segments in which she answers as herself viewer questions about interacting with the dead; next they'll be selling on eBay the right to have your taxes done by Dav1d Krumh0ltz -- Jennifer Love Hewitt has more often than not made some dodgy fashion choices. Consider this: Us Weekly named her "Best Hollywood Body," or some similar compliment, so what did J.Lo.Hew do? She showed up in this: I love that color. The dress is not far off from being cute, honestly; I just find it fascinating that Ms. Lo.Hew attended a celebration of her figure in a dress that dumpifies it -- indeed, goes out of its way to make her breasts look kind of saggy. In fact, in the issue itself in which Us hands out its hotly awaited awards that rival only the Billboard Music Awards in societal relevance, our favorite faux-medium (sorry, Patricia Arquette) says she she flatly refuses to wear skinny jeans because she knows they make her look pear-shaped. Clever girl. Too bad this thing is plucked from the same fruit bowl. Posted by Heather at 06:14 AM

05-13-2006, 05:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
i love love . Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: a black hole in a back pocket universe Posts: 5,253 My Profile	No matter which meaning you want to give the word, it's not pretty, that's all that's relevant. Last edited by i love love; 05-13-2006 at 05:31 PM..

05-14-2006, 02:32 AM	#13 (permalink)
thebears Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 406 My Profile	The word "Fug" comes from the site "Go Fug Yourself." Here is their definition of the word: ----------- 1. What is this "fug"? I've never heard of it. "Fug" comes from "fugly," which is a contraction of "fantastically ugly" (or an f-word more prurient, if you like, but we are clean and delightful young ladies who don't engage in that kind of filth, dammit). ----------- As to whether it is rude, we American bears cannot be responsible for you people on the island being unable to use English correctly. You guys say you are going to knock up a woman thinking it means to announce you are at her door but we hear that you are trying to get her pregnant! Probably not what you intended to say! Flash!!! Aisha has been Fugged! May 12, 2006 Fug Soup Fab legs, Aisha. And great shoes. But that weird pointilist nightmare of a dress is so short, I can tell what your fallopian tubes are doing. Posted by Heather at 10:28 AM Last edited by thebears; 05-14-2006 at 04:46 PM.. Reason: clarify statement about word meanings

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Looking4Love Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Indianapolis, IN, U.S.A. Posts: 7,823 My Profile	I like that dress.

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nouille JLH's French Fan :) Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: France - Paris Posts: 1,056 My Profile	Thanks

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hooligan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: canada Posts: 2,562 My Profile	it makes her look pregnant,terrible dress

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Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 41,475 My Profile	Great post the bears thank-you for taking the time to share it with us.....

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Old Man Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Fall River, MA Posts: 224 My Profile	In England the magazine "Private Eye" uses the word "FUG" as a euphanism for another word that begins with "FU" but ends with "CK" so your heading "Love Fugged again" could be quite rude

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andrew r Moderator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: England Posts: 42,899 My Profile	Not one of my favourites, but Love suited the colour.

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Trotter JLH Nut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydenham,London Posts: 41,475 My Profile	Come on guys let's not spoil a really good thread....

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