JLH question that's a little different than the norm...

Hey guys. The question I present to you tonight is this: as a fan, have you ever said or done something in your private lives regarding yourselves being a fan of Jennifer Love Hewitt that in hindsight you regret saying or doing? To be more specific have you ever caught yourselves saying something or doing something regarding JLH where if she knew you personally and found out about it she'd be really angry at you for saying what you said or doing what you did? Here's my story.

Back between the years of 1997 and 2000 there was a computer gaming magazine called PC Accelerator. It was run by Imagine Media and had a group of editors who worked on the magazine that were horny, drunken, belligerent, undersexed, offensive, sexist, womanizing, naughty, kinky, raunchy, perverted, one of them used to get high on crack point is they were really sexually, socially bad people.

What made their mag famous wasn't just their coverage of the computer gaming world as a whole but it was also that the mag was funny but it was also something else. And that thing was they made lewd and offensive sexual comments about female Hollywood celebrities that no one else would EVER dare make anywhere else. And their most constant and prolific target was Jennifer Love Hewitt (especially for Editor-In-Chief of PC Accelerator [also known as PCXL] Mike Salmon who had a huge crush on her and according to street legend does to this day).

Now that you have some background here's what I did that was so wrong regarding this magazine and JLH. It was the night Carson Daly and JLH broke up. I was watching the KTLA Los Angeles News at 10 when I got the news of the breakup. I immediately e-mailed Mike Salmon (again he's the PCXL editor-in-chief) to tell him the news (and so did about 500,000 other PCXL fans but that's not the point). The point is I was the only one who got a reply back from him regarding his reaction to the breakup. Now a little background about Mr. Salmon. This man was engaged to marry another woman when he made this comment which left me so surprised that he'd say what he said.

His reaction to the Carson/Jennifer breakup was this and I quote: "Woo-Hoo! Time to work the phones!" That's right. This man was secretly using his connections in the Hollywood industry to set up a date with JLH at the time even though it would break up his own impending marriage.

I've felt dirty about what I did here ever since. And I know if JLH ever found out personally as of today she'd kick my ass (and so would Scott for those wondering that) for what I'd done. As a fan I put her in a situation where a complete perv was trying to get with her and even that...even if he failed (which for all I know he did) if she found out it would warrant my asskicking from her and whatever boyfriend she had at the moment. So why do I post this here and now? For one, had to answer my own question. For two, it felt good to get it out in the open in a place JLH never personally treads online. So with that, let's hear your answers to this question I posed up top. There are probably some intriguing stories to hear. Until next time I am out!

[ January 18, 2005, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: RareAir23 ]

this post is almost as awesome as the maddawg rant, actually its not even close but it still belongs in the hall of fame, /me archives


Skillionaire

[Trotter]

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Not really...I'm proud to be a Love fan, and I always will be....

But thank-you for sharing your story with us.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

LOVE YOUNG GIFTED & GORGEOUS

Nope! like the Trotter sad

I'm proud to be a Love fan, and I always will be....

I can say the same thing! And about me I can say I'm allways think twice when I wanna something to say or do! So If she have known me personaly she'd never got angry of something that I'm sayin' or doin'!

But still -> TNX for ya story! [img]graemlins/thumbs.gif[/img]

[Looking4Love]

I don't think you really did anything that bad. You just informed someone about her reported break-up.

I've been made fun of for being a fan of hers, but that's about the extent of anything 'negative' on my end.

[superboy]

I get made fun of all the time for all the JLH stuff I know. They say shes old news but we will see,Oh well.

[JenniferNoble]

Originally posted by TommyLovesJLH:
I get made fun of all the time for all the JLH stuff I know. They say shes old news but we will see,Oh well.

same here lol [img]smile.gif[/img]

and to answer your question, no i have never done something that would hurt/offend Love if she would have known me. lol, like that;s ever going to happen :(
thanks for sharing btw, looks like you've been walking with this problem for ages and well, now she's with Scott, i think she'd forgive you [img]smile.gif[/img] and if not, i do, everyone makes mistakes right? i hope you dont feel bad about it anymore [img]smile.gif[/img]

love, Jennifer

Yeah RareAir23, you have not to wory about! We she wanted to kick your ass then she already had been done it for long time ago [img]smile.gif[/img] (if I understood you right)

But don't worry if her's bodyguards will kck your ass, me and my skills of Jiu Jitsu will help ya! We'll protect ya lol [img]smile.gif[/img] ;) :D

That's just the thing Dark_rider_of_apocalypsis. I can protect myself. I know 3 different martial arts (Aikido, karate and kickboxing) and from them I learned weapons training (read: I can properly wield swords, staffs, knives and other such martial weapons in hand-to-hand combat).

But you got to understand back when I was 15 I personally swore an oath with myself never to strike a woman in a physically violent manner from that point on. I was at an age when I swore this oath with myself where because of all the physically violent confrontations I had with my younger sister up to that point I either had to change then or I might end up being a batterer of the fairer sex for the rest of my life. So I made the choice that I did. Meaning unless I'm put in a situation with a woman where she's genuinely threatening my life (something JLH would never do to someone unless she's threatened herself [she's taken kickboxing for years on end now and kung fu from Jackie Chan before and during her shooting of The Tuxedo]) I cannot and will not fight back. Hence hypothetically (keyword being hypothetically) if JLH was kicking my ass I'd have to let her do it under the oath I made with myself. I hope you all understand the point I made here. Until next time I am out!

[ January 19, 2005, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: RareAir23 ]

Okay this is thoroughly wierd but yeah... no need to worry there rareair

Cool!!!

I know 3 different martial arts (Aikido, karate and kickboxing) and from them I learned weapons training (read: I can properly wield swords, staffs, knives and other such martial weapons in hand-to-hand combat).

Well I know 3 martial arts too but only in my case -> Aiki Jiu Jitsu, Ninjitsu, Jabathan! I have 2 swords (Katana)! I know how to use them both! Also I know how to use Nunchaki! But it's very good if you can stand for your self! Here in Latvia it's very important! Becouse uf you want to make a walk in the miidle of night, it's dangerous! And if there are problems I allways do full nockdown to them who trying to beat me! I have 3 black belts so you know what it means!(?)! K, but it's not the point of disscusion! :D

You are absolutly right in all you have been sad! (grrr, I have problems with times (speaking about words -> Was, were and so on).

To be violent to a girl it's realy BAD!
And I know she know Kung-Fu and other styles! And Tuxedo is my favorite movie :D !
But that was only a joke!!! Simply!!! Maybe it wasn't a good joke? I can accept that. But still... Tnx for answering me!