New Angie movie???

[rabbit116]

Angelina Jolie is amazing! I am a true fan. Can anyone imagine a world with no Angie? No way! That would be like a world without water or 2% milk. Jolie must be, or we will all waste away. She is film’s superstar.

Speaking of film, I just wrote a screenplay that she could be in. It might even get her the Oscar that’s been eluding her all these years. It’s called ‘Ticking Time Clam’, about a clam that could go off at any moment, and the brave police officers who are doing everything they can to try and stop it. Angelina would play the role of First Lieutenant Kristina Nora Beth Edwina De La Halampa, mother-of-two and the city’s foremost clam expert. Here is a sampling of the script:

INT. RESTAURANT – DAY

A typical seafood restaurant, netting on the walls, plastic crabs everywhere. First Lieutenant Kristina Nora Beth Edwina De La Halampa and Officer Fredricks are standing around a table with a red-and-white checkerboard tablecloth. There, on a plate, is the clam. Ticking away.

Tick. Tick. Tick. No tocks.

Fredricks is sweating profusely, but First Lieutenant Kristina Nora Beth Edwina De La Halampa is cool as a cucumber.

De La Halampa: We don’t have much time.

Officer Fredricks: Tell me something I don’t know.

De La Halampa: Calm down. I’m going to try something.

First Lieutenant Kristina Nora Beth Edwina De La Halampa picks up a menu and swats the clam.

De La Halampa: There. Did that work?

Fredricks leans in, sweat pouring from his head like a Florida summer storm.

Officer Fredricks: No. It’s still ticking.

De La Halampa: Dammit!

Officer Fredricks: What are we going to do, De La Halampa? This thing blows, and we’re going to get clam all over us.

First Lieutenant Kristina Nora Beth Edwina De La Halampa grabs Freddie (that’s his first name) and stares him in the eyes.

De La Halampa: I’m not going to let that happen, Freddie. Look at me. Never, okay? Never on Earth.

They stare at each other. Fredricks sweats. De La Halampa sighs. The clam ticks.

Chills!! Does anyone know how to get this to her agent? This needs to get off the paper and onto a film set, pronto. Someone let me know as soon as possible, as I don’t want the role to go to someone else.

Once again, Jolie is the one! There is no other, and if you don’t believe me, you can take a flying Jo-leap. LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Angie rocks the rolls!!!!

[Keri]

Angelina has an Oscar already for Girl Interrupted Thank you for your uh.. creative post though...

[BlackWolf]

Huh, doesn't sound too bad.


(I've really got to stop drinking before coming here)

[lizdarocker]

She shouldn't do movies that are to serious, like A Mighty Heart