Down servers are a perfect opportunity to:
- go outside gardening
- jog: get some exercise
- go to the gym
- take up yoga
- read a book
- learn a new recipe
- call a loved one you haven't spoke to in a long while
- clean up the apartment
- do some laundry
- get an oil change
- take your car in for a tune-up
- go to a museum
- relax in a cafe with an iced coffee or a hot mocha
- take up painting
- volunteer in your community
- ride a bicycle
- re-organize your CD collection
- take dancing lessons (I recommend "Salsa"
) - go to the library
- write a letter to someone with an actual pen and paper

- buy new pair of shoes
- go bowling with friends
- meet some friends at a pub [for lunch]
- learn a new instrument
- to go the cinema
- take a siesta
- grocery shopping
- plan a road trip
- learn a new language (Spanish if you ever plan to go to Spain or Mexico,
- Italian for Italy, etc.)
- scrapbooking
- travel around sides of your town you've never been
- discover a new restaurant you've never been to
- make jewelry
- take up photography (black & whites are the best IMO)
- bake a cake or cookies
- visit a zoo
- knit a scarf
- listen to some music while knitting a scarf
- go to a flea market or yard sale
- see your dentist (more people should do that
) - Discuss the Oedipal conflict between Gilligan and Mr. Howell. Feel free to write four volumes on the subject.
- Square the circle, solve the pre-Socratics paradoxes in two steps, and climb the Matterhorn. It will help if you learned to yodel while teaching that dark art to your dog.

In other words, step away from the screen if the site's down. You're probably spending too much time in front of it (your post count in such a short time makes that obvious). If the server's down, the server administrators see this on their logs, and they get right on it to fix it. So don't worry. Because there's always something much more important to concern yourself about than a discussion board not being accessible, it'll be back online after you do something else.
And if you're able to post now, there's no more problem, so everything's back to normal, everyone's shiny happy people holding hands.
PS: I always suspected that The Professor and Gilligan were romantically involved. It's just the way that Gilligan would look into his eyes.
