What's the first thing ...

[Val]

... that, you girls, see in a man at first sight?

You are in a party with your friends and one of them introduce a boy for you:

- Hey Val, this is Ophelia my friend. Ophelia, this is Val.

What is Ophelia seeing in Val exactly in this time?

Val's mouth?
His face?
Legs?
His Tucano nose?
His smell?
Val is full damn beautiful?

So?

[Captain Beefheart]

I'd notice those undersized Oakley glasses that make your face the perfect target for a five knuckle ride. But really Val, nobody likes to feel like a number being checked off a list and unless you're not that guy that yells suave one liners you learned by watching Swingers from your buddy's pickup truck while your stopped in traffic then you're not going to go anywhere with woman.

You sound like a really desperate and lost sumbich with a deep notch in your loser utility belt lately Valter, where is all that innocent Pittsbury softness gone. It's like you've gone into an extremist mode which just feels very forced. It's not you man, go back to the old ways.

[FireBird]

Val, aren't you like 40-something years old?

[Val]

Dear gentlemen...
This topic has been done to the girls of the forum. This is the main reason because this is a woman forum.
Now pay attention ...
If you still want to reply it, you must reply to what you think the girls will look at you. Is this difficult to understand?
Thank you.