Birth Control

Ophelia · 07-24-2008, 07:33 PM

Lets talk about it, yo.

Captain Beefheart · 07-24-2008, 07:44 PM

Post haste much?

Ophelia · 07-24-2008, 08:01 PM

^Wow. That may have been your shortest. post. ever.

Captain Beefheart · 07-24-2008, 08:07 PM

Must be the side effects of the birth control pills.

Ophelia · 07-24-2008, 08:18 PM

That'll be the day.

darko. · 07-24-2008, 10:27 PM

are for dirty whores

Ophelia · 07-25-2008, 12:02 AM

you are like a caveman. a humorous one, like a joke.

**Jocasta** · 07-25-2008, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ophelia

you are like a caveman. a humorous one, like a joke.

Best. Reply. Ever.

Actually darko is a 94 year old Catholic Priest. He hates women, sex and everything else he doesn't understand.

For me, I don't have to think about birth control.

**MissyO** · 07-25-2008, 06:49 AM

^ Finally! You've unmasked Darko!

Captain Beefheart · 07-25-2008, 07:05 AM

The genesis of darko isn't that hard to explain, his origin dates back to 21 years ago. His mother ntered a Coney Island beauty pagent, when she was asked what she thought of when she heard the word "regret" she said "Someone filled with regret". 9 months later darko was conceived.

And let's be honest if this was a discussion about whether to stuff a wand with gryffon feathers or porlock fur or who would win in a fight between Dumbledorf or Alestair Crowley we would turn to darko.

Samson The Cat · 07-25-2008, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ophelia

Lets talk about it, yo.

Is it cool? I mean I heard it has positive side effects such as mood depending less on the moon cycle.

Or is it just expensive? What would happen if I took those pills. I'd like to, as I'm a little worried about hair loss and maybe female hormons could help.

**Plastic Flute** · 07-25-2008, 08:20 PM

Just watch Jerry Springer. And you will use birth control.

Ophelia · 07-27-2008, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samson The Cat

Is it cool? I mean I heard it has positive side effects such as mood depending less on the moon cycle.

Or is it just expensive? What would happen if I took those pills. I'd like to, as I'm a little worried about hair loss and maybe female hormons could help.

Wow. I dunno about that Samson, ask your doc or you might grow some man boobs or something. Personally I don't care to be on birth control, but its a necessary evil I'm afraid.

Captain Beefheart · 07-28-2008, 02:42 AM

Go for valium Sammy. I had an endoscopy and put me on valium and it was awesome. I've never felt more relaxed in my life. P E A C E ; positive energy activates constant elevation.

**Jocasta** · 07-28-2008, 02:57 AM

Having read the replies I'm starting to wonder what "birth control" means to people here? It seems to some it automatically means the contraceptive pill and not other methods.

Jim Halpert · 07-28-2008, 03:44 PM

you mean like dry-humping?

1:02 and 1:08 are my favorite.

**Jocasta** · 07-30-2008, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Halpert

you mean like dry-humping?

Sure whatever... but have you never heard of any other methods, like condoms or abstaining?

No STD s to worry about?

Jim Halpert · 08-01-2008, 11:31 AM

I'm too hung for abstinence. But you're right, you never know who's got the creepies on their crotches.

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**Bill5461** · 08-02-2008, 08:12 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qpSFXzlKYw

JenniferNoble · 08-06-2008, 08:51 AM

Is there a downside on birthcontrol?

07-24-2008, 07:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ophelia Josh's Loin Warmer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,538 My Profile	Birth Control Lets talk about it, yo.

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Ophelia Josh's Loin Warmer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,538 My Profile	you are like a caveman. a humorous one, like a joke. Last edited by Ophelia; 07-25-2008 at 12:03 AM..

07-25-2008, 07:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,314 My Profile	The genesis of darko isn't that hard to explain, his origin dates back to 21 years ago. His mother ntered a Coney Island beauty pagent, when she was asked what she thought of when she heard the word "regret" she said "Someone filled with regret". 9 months later darko was conceived. And let's be honest if this was a discussion about whether to stuff a wand with gryffon feathers or porlock fur or who would win in a fight between Dumbledorf or Alestair Crowley we would turn to darko. Last edited by Captain Beefheart; 07-25-2008 at 09:02 AM..

07-28-2008, 02:42 AM	#14 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,314 My Profile	Go for valium Sammy. I had an endoscopy and put me on valium and it was awesome. I've never felt more relaxed in my life. P E A C E ; positive energy activates constant elevation. Last edited by Captain Beefheart; 07-28-2008 at 02:43 AM..

07-28-2008, 03:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 254 My Profile	you mean like dry-humping? 1:02 and 1:08 are my favorite. Last edited by Jim Halpert; 07-28-2008 at 03:47 PM..

07-24-2008, 07:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,314 My Profile	Post haste much?

07-24-2008, 08:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ophelia Josh's Loin Warmer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,538 My Profile	^Wow. That may have been your shortest. post. ever.

07-24-2008, 08:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,314 My Profile	Must be the side effects of the birth control pills.

07-24-2008, 08:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ophelia Josh's Loin Warmer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,538 My Profile	That'll be the day.

07-24-2008, 10:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,129	are for dirty whores

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MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,398 My Profile	^ Finally! You've unmasked Darko!

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Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 16,766 My Profile	Just watch Jerry Springer. And you will use birth control.

07-28-2008, 02:57 AM	#15 (permalink)
Jocasta Josh&Hart&Nett. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 21,213 My Profile	Having read the replies I'm starting to wonder what "birth control" means to people here? It seems to some it automatically means the contraceptive pill and not other methods.

08-01-2008, 11:31 AM	#18 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 254 My Profile	I'm too hung for abstinence. But you're right, you never know who's got the creepies on their crotches. ---------------- Now playing: R.E.M. - The Great Beyond via FoxyTunes

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Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 16,356 My Profile	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qpSFXzlKYw

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JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,652 My Profile	Is there a downside on birthcontrol?