Seal and Heidi Klum

**MissyO** · 07-23-2008, 10:15 PM

I know there was another thread around here where a lot of us were saying it was bad and wrong (myself included) but I saw these two on Oprah recently, and he's such a good dude! I totally changed my opinion. She's lucky to have him!

Captain Beefheart · 07-23-2008, 10:27 PM

Yes i'm sure he needs the seal of approval from random members of the internetz, lulz. And what's wrong with Seal, he sang the freaking Batman Forever theme song that should be enuff rep to remain unquestioned foreva, unless he turned out to be a child predator or pee on his 14 yr old fans.

And not to doubt Seal's personality but most of those interviews are scripted. Sorry to ruin your trashy entertainment HA!

**Jocasta** · 07-24-2008, 05:01 AM

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know there was another thread around here where a lot of us were saying it was bad and wrong

Really? I don't remember that? What was that based on?

**MissyO** · 07-24-2008, 06:12 AM

The fact that he's uglier than sin.

Captain Beefheart · 07-24-2008, 06:29 AM

Even if you could make some categorically definitive statement about why humans find some things beautiful, a project numerous cognitive scientists have been undertaking for the last millenia it wouldn't really matter. Besides can you really hate on that self satisfied look on his face now tho "aww man. y'all don't even know how dope I am". Gotta respect that hustle.

On a totally unrelated/related topic Adriana Lima is possibly the smartest model I've seen/heard(a model with smarts yeah I know, who would have thought right, but after watching an interview of hers in portuguese it actually tickled me when she was talking about actively journeying through life looking for meaning and becoming a platonist)

**Jocasta** · 07-24-2008, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MissyO

The fact that he's uglier than sin.

OK. It's good to know an ugly guy can be nice... I wonder if handsome people can be nasty?

Moshe.. · 07-24-2008, 07:48 AM

Apart from the name klum isn't attractive anyway. You don't want to **** her. I think they use klum to sell other women make up, and women can't judge other women. They are clueless. Do women just have bad eye sight, why don't they do lasik?

I love her name. If i ever have daughter she's going to be called heidi. And I want another daughter called giselle. After the ballet not the brazilian transvestite.

**MissyO** · 07-24-2008, 08:13 AM

^ F*ck I've always thought that too! Except for the legitimate bastards, will you marry me?

**Jocasta** · 07-24-2008, 08:48 AM

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why don't they do lasik?

Did do.

She does make up ads?

I think if you named a child Giselle you just upped their chances of being a transvestite.

Jim Halpert · 07-24-2008, 11:35 AM

Shame on you all. The poor bastard survived Lupus, and you call him ugly for that? For shame. FOR SHAME!

He's really not a very nice guy. CB said it, its all scripted. Leno, Letterman, Oprah, all scripted. Except Craig Ferguson, funny and makes questions as he goes, never sticks to any topics, even trails off to something completely different from the reason why the celeb is there in the first place. Talk about your Real Talk, CB!

(werd to your mother!)

Anyway, Heidi's too ditzy, yet I wouldn't mind giving her one. I'm still debating whether I should call my daughter Heidi or Helvetica. Courier, if it's a boy.

Moshe.. · 07-24-2008, 12:17 PM

Giselle (pronounced french way 'jee-zel-le') is going to be a table-tennis player& scholar of finno-ugric languages who is overshadowed only by her sister the two-times olympic silver medal winning trampolinist. I know someone who says if he has a son he's going to be called genghis and trained to be good at darts and boxing - and must say already that young genghis does sound a promising son in law & clearly tje perfect match for gisella, they must be introduced!

**Plastic Flute** · 07-24-2008, 12:50 PM

I think I started the thread. Hey play this vid and read Moeshes post at the same time. goes perfect together.

**Jocasta** · 07-24-2008, 02:41 PM

Just who is CB? Never heard of him.

It's interesting to see people thinking so far ahead with their offspring... do either of you have a suitable womb in mind yet?

Jim Halpert · 07-24-2008, 02:52 PM

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Just who is CB? Never heard of him.

We've been through this.

CB is Captain Beefheart.

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It's interesting to see people thinking so far ahead with their offspring... do either of you have a suitable womb in mind yet?

Moshe.. · 07-24-2008, 03:26 PM

Don't care that much about giselle, it'll nice to have a decent table-tennis opponent , the main reason for having her is to get genghis to marry into the family. Genghis tyson, world darts champion 2030

07-23-2008, 10:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,202 My Profile	Seal and Heidi Klum I know there was another thread around here where a lot of us were saying it was bad and wrong (myself included) but I saw these two on Oprah recently, and he's such a good dude! I totally changed my opinion. She's lucky to have him!

07-23-2008, 10:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,070 My Profile	Yes i'm sure he needs the seal of approval from random members of the internetz, lulz. And what's wrong with Seal, he sang the freaking Batman Forever theme song that should be enuff rep to remain unquestioned foreva, unless he turned out to be a child predator or pee on his 14 yr old fans. And not to doubt Seal's personality but most of those interviews are scripted. Sorry to ruin your trashy entertainment HA! Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 07-23-2008 at 10:39 PM.

07-24-2008, 12:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
Moshe.. il dolce far niente Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hampstead Posts: 1,016 My Profile	Giselle (pronounced french way 'jee-zel-le') is going to be a table-tennis player& scholar of finno-ugric languages who is overshadowed only by her sister the two-times olympic silver medal winning trampolinist. I know someone who says if he has a son he's going to be called genghis and trained to be good at darts and boxing - and must say already that young genghis does sound a promising son in law & clearly tje perfect match for gisella, they must be introduced! Last edited by Moshe.. : 07-24-2008 at 03:21 PM.

07-24-2008, 03:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
Moshe.. il dolce far niente Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hampstead Posts: 1,016 My Profile	Don't care that much about giselle, it'll nice to have a decent table-tennis opponent , the main reason for having her is to get genghis to marry into the family. Genghis tyson, world darts champion 2030 Last edited by Moshe.. : 07-24-2008 at 03:46 PM.

07-24-2008, 06:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,202 My Profile	The fact that he's uglier than sin.

07-24-2008, 06:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,070 My Profile	Even if you could make some categorically definitive statement about why humans find some things beautiful, a project numerous cognitive scientists have been undertaking for the last millenia it wouldn't really matter. Besides can you really hate on that self satisfied look on his face now tho "aww man. y'all don't even know how dope I am". Gotta respect that hustle. On a totally unrelated/related topic Adriana Lima is possibly the smartest model I've seen/heard(a model with smarts yeah I know, who would have thought right, but after watching an interview of hers in portuguese it actually tickled me when she was talking about actively journeying through life looking for meaning and becoming a platonist)

07-24-2008, 07:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Moshe.. il dolce far niente Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hampstead Posts: 1,016 My Profile	Apart from the name klum isn't attractive anyway. You don't want to **** her. I think they use klum to sell other women make up, and women can't judge other women. They are clueless. Do women just have bad eye sight, why don't they do lasik? I love her name. If i ever have daughter she's going to be called heidi. And I want another daughter called giselle. After the ballet not the brazilian transvestite.

07-24-2008, 08:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,202 My Profile	^ F*ck I've always thought that too! Except for the legitimate bastards, will you marry me?

07-24-2008, 11:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 246 My Profile	Shame on you all. The poor bastard survived Lupus, and you call him ugly for that? For shame. FOR SHAME! He's really not a very nice guy. CB said it, its all scripted. Leno, Letterman, Oprah, all scripted. Except Craig Ferguson, funny and makes questions as he goes, never sticks to any topics, even trails off to something completely different from the reason why the celeb is there in the first place. Talk about your Real Talk, CB! (werd to your mother!) Anyway, Heidi's too ditzy, yet I wouldn't mind giving her one. I'm still debating whether I should call my daughter Heidi or Helvetica. Courier, if it's a boy.

07-24-2008, 12:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,792 My Profile	I think I started the thread. Hey play this vid and read Moeshes post at the same time. goes perfect together.

07-24-2008, 02:41 PM	#13 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,565 My Profile	Just who is CB? Never heard of him. It's interesting to see people thinking so far ahead with their offspring... do either of you have a suitable womb in mind yet?

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