So, what are you girls up to?

Jim Halpert · 04-06-2008, 05:38 AM

A friend of mine flew here to Vancouver from Niagara Falls (Canada side) and we've been chatting it up til the wee hours of the night. Now, she's back at her hotel. Yeah, we're just friends. I think I may ask her to say over tomorrow night, and for the rest of the week that she's here.

What should I do? How should I do it? It's a fine line between friends and lovers.

**Jocasta** · 04-06-2008, 05:44 AM

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What should I do? How should I do it?

You just told us what you were going to do; ask her over to stay the week. Why do you need to ask here? Are you talking about sex? Are you a virgin?

Jim Halpert · 04-06-2008, 05:48 AM

I've told you my intentions, just not sure how to. It's been a friendship of 14 years, that's what makes it hard.

And no way am I a virgin. With a rod this big, I have a balance problem. She's just never seen my rod.

Captain Beefheart · 04-06-2008, 05:51 AM

I really don't have much advice for you death, just wanted to tell you I've been waiting a long time for canned burgers... Now I can die. The circle is complete. I'm off to the nearest iceberg to float away into the frozen mists and end up in a beach with sum lost muslim named J. Locke.

**Jocasta** · 04-06-2008, 06:37 AM

So you are talking about sex. So you've been friends for 14 years and at no time did the idea of a sexual aspect to that friendship arise?
I'd guess then, that she isn't interested.
And some advice, always make sure you're lying down when you get an erection... and good luck with it.

**Plastic Flute** · 04-06-2008, 11:38 AM

Darko has competition now.

**Bill5461** · 04-06-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

So you are talking about sex. So you've been friends for 14 years and at no time did the idea of a sexual aspect to that friendship arise?

Death doesn't get out much

**Ophelia** · 04-06-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Death

With a rod this big, I have a balance problem. She's just never seen my rod.

Death has a sense of humor...good to know.

Casey Anne · 04-06-2008, 03:39 PM

Death (???), you should just listen to Jocasta's advise. Or you shouldn't. If you decide for option number deux you're expected to report your just friend's reaction and describe the awkwardness of the moment in detail.

darko. · 04-06-2008, 05:19 PM

**Plastic Flute** · 04-07-2008, 01:26 PM

He is lying. Nobody lives in Niagra Falls. I bet she is a barrell of laughs . A regular Maiden of Mist eh?

**Bill5461** · 04-07-2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

He is lying.

Well, Yeah

**Ophelia** · 04-07-2008, 05:58 PM

My neighbor is from Niagra Falls.

edawg99 · 04-07-2008, 07:53 PM

I live an hour away from there and I know people from there.

Jim Halpert · 04-08-2008, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

He is lying. Nobody lives in Niagra Falls. I bet she is a barrell of laughs . A regular Maiden of Mist eh?

It's spelled "Niagara", FYI. Her parents are there, she moved temporarily because her mom was sick. She lives in London. Yes, there's an actual London city in Ontario. I've never been to Niagara Falls. Large bodies of water freak me out.

She's a sweet girl, yes. But not available, not really.

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

So you've been friends for 14 years and at no time did the idea of a sexual aspect to that friendship arise?

Think Dawson's Creek, but more PG. But when her parents moved to Niagara Falls and she moved out to London after college, we've only kept in touch via email and phone.

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Originally Posted by Casey Anne

Death (???), you should just listen to Jocasta's advise. Or you shouldn't. If you decide for option number deux you're expected to report your just friend's reaction and describe the awkwardness of the moment in detail.

Right. Well, I didn't go through with it. She'll most likely end up marrying her boyfriend. That night was the beer talking, mostly.

Damn it, now she's on my mind more than ever.

edawg99 · 04-09-2008, 11:01 AM

Sorry to here that man, I have had girls pick other guys over me. Trust me I can relate.

darko. · 04-09-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Death

Right. Well, I didn't go through with it. She'll most likely end up marrying her boyfriend. That night was the beer talking, mostly.

Damn it, now she's on my mind more than ever.

look on the brightside: If you really do have a "big rod" she will cheat on him with you.

**Ophelia** · 04-09-2008, 02:06 PM

Depends on her boyfriends rod.

**Plastic Flute** · 04-09-2008, 04:22 PM

Death : Life is too short. Move on. Loving someone that does not care is like burning daylight. You are perfect for Missy.(flute ducks)

**Plastic Flute** · 04-09-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by darko.

look on the brightside: If you really do have a "big rod" she will cheat on him with you.

wrong

04-06-2008, 05:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 184 My Profile	So, what are you girls up to? A friend of mine flew here to Vancouver from Niagara Falls (Canada side) and we've been chatting it up til the wee hours of the night. Now, she's back at her hotel. Yeah, we're just friends. I think I may ask her to say over tomorrow night, and for the rest of the week that she's here. What should I do? How should I do it? It's a fine line between friends and lovers.

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Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,662 My Profile	I really don't have much advice for you death, just wanted to tell you I've been waiting a long time for canned burgers... Now I can die. The circle is complete. I'm off to the nearest iceberg to float away into the frozen mists and end up in a beach with sum lost muslim named J. Locke. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 04-06-2008 at 05:54 AM.

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Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,798 My Profile	Death : Life is too short. Move on. Loving someone that does not care is like burning daylight. You are perfect for Missy.(flute ducks) Last edited by Plastic Flute : 04-09-2008 at 04:23 PM.

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Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 184 My Profile	I've told you my intentions, just not sure how to. It's been a friendship of 14 years, that's what makes it hard. And no way am I a virgin. With a rod this big, I have a balance problem. She's just never seen my rod.

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Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,771 My Profile	So you are talking about sex. So you've been friends for 14 years and at no time did the idea of a sexual aspect to that friendship arise? I'd guess then, that she isn't interested. And some advice, always make sure you're lying down when you get an erection... and good luck with it.

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Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,798 My Profile	Darko has competition now.

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Casey Anne Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: where you want me to be Posts: 141 My Profile	Death (???), you should just listen to Jocasta's advise. Or you shouldn't. If you decide for option number deux you're expected to report your just friend's reaction and describe the awkwardness of the moment in detail.

04-07-2008, 01:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,798 My Profile	He is lying. Nobody lives in Niagra Falls. I bet she is a barrell of laughs . A regular Maiden of Mist eh?

04-07-2008, 05:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,966 My Profile	My neighbor is from Niagra Falls.

04-07-2008, 07:53 PM	#14 (permalink)
edawg99 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 8,393 My Profile	I live an hour away from there and I know people from there.

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edawg99 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 8,393 My Profile	Sorry to here that man, I have had girls pick other guys over me. Trust me I can relate.

04-09-2008, 02:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,966 My Profile	Depends on her boyfriends rod.

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