So, what are you girls up to? - Page 2

darko. · 04-09-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

wrong

no, i'm right

**Ophelia** · 04-09-2008, 05:02 PM

Rods are not the only thing we care about darko. Unless it is very tiny, then there is a problem.

darko. · 04-09-2008, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ophelia

Rods are not the only thing we care about darko. Unless it is very tiny, then there is a problem.

who said that's all you care about? i didnt say that

i said you'd cheat on your boyfriends for one

in fact you'd cheat on your boyfriends for all sorts of psychotic reasons. and vice versa

**Plastic Flute** · 04-09-2008, 09:29 PM

Who cares about cheating. Im not the jealous type. If a promise is broken by your loved one, its their prob. just bolt. Life is to short

Captain Beefheart · 04-09-2008, 09:41 PM

When anyone actually gets into a serious argument with darko I giggle just like everyone's favored corporate dough mascot and hate to disagree with anything, but how to put this...

When it's over I'm going to preserve him and stash him beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean until we cure lung cancer.

**Plastic Flute** · 04-09-2008, 10:58 PM

you giggle?
now i bet darko will kill you

Captain Beefheart · 04-09-2008, 11:28 PM

darko has troubles with his girly you see, his dreams of eternal LURVED crushed like Stalin and Trotsky being stabbed by an icepick. But he makes it sound like he had real powerful menstrual cramping.

darko. · 04-10-2008, 03:17 AM

i love you, Plastic Flute. i wont bury you in the pine barrens. im not from tottenville

**Jocasta** · 04-10-2008, 03:23 AM

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When anyone actually gets into a serious argument with darko I giggle

Why single out darko when you could say the same for every poster here who happens to be male?

Captain Beefheart · 04-10-2008, 01:54 PM

Only men can ruin mildly funny situational comedy with shrill aspertame giggling. Not accounting for Margaret Cho.

SilverSpoon · 04-16-2008, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Death

It's spelled "Niagara", FYI. Her parents are there, she moved temporarily because her mom was sick. She lives in London. Yes, there's an actual London city in Ontario. I've never been to Niagara Falls. Large bodies of water freak me out.

Don't worry, Superman saves people who fall into the water at Niagara Falls.

Jim Halpert · 04-24-2008, 08:33 PM

God bless Superman.

Cool avatar, BTW.

Captain Beefheart · 04-24-2008, 09:16 PM

The problem with Superman is that he is a dumb man. Or at least, he's a man limited in the scope of his vision. Kansas did a real good job on him, and I wonder what kind of a crappy reporter he must be. I'm sure Noam Chomsky doesn't rate him highly.

The first conclusion any thinking person would come to after reading some Supermans is that here is the universe's biggest underachiever. A man with the power to survive a nuke, lift ocean liners, and fly to the sun and back in a matter of minutes and he spends his time f!ucking with bank robbers and burst dams and s!hit. That's bogus. It would seem that anyone who wastes their abilities like that is a lil puto.

Jim Halpert · 04-24-2008, 09:36 PM

All valid points. I remember seeing on youtube were he burns a whole in that villian's head, just lobotomized him on the spot. Now THAT is power. And Louis was like all jaw-dropped. Deal with it, lady.

Captain Beefheart · 04-24-2008, 09:47 PM

Also, don't you think Supes would be making an outrageous number of booty calls to Wonderwoman after spending all his time with ladies essentially made from tissue paper.

Wonderwoman would probably be pissed as hell, because it would have to be obvious that he was just using her for the rough sex, but what the f!uck can she do? She was created by some weirdo pseudo Freudian psychologis, she is a sucker for any ubermensch who can actually beat her in an arm wrestling contest.

Jim Halpert · 04-24-2008, 10:59 PM

Something about the latest Superman movie that I didn't like was that his kid is half human/half kryptonian. I don't really follow comics, but did this movie follow the canon of the Superman story?

I seriously need to get out more.

SilverSpoon · 04-25-2008, 11:36 PM

Superman has one of the world's greatest minds. It's part of every part of him becoming awesome from the yellow sun.

Superman sucks.

Jim Halpert · 04-26-2008, 01:07 PM

Anyway.

She's back in London, and I've been thinking of flying up there to see her. I don't know, I just feel I need to be close to her. I feel better when she's around. It sucks that I can't have her in my life the way I want. I want more than just a friendship. But if I say anything, I could lose her completely.

**Ophelia** · 04-26-2008, 01:27 PM

oh..thats sweet.

**Plastic Flute** · 04-26-2008, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverSpoon

Superman has one of the world's greatest minds. It's part of every part of him becoming awesome from the yellow sun.

Superman sucks.

Spoony you hate everthing since you left in a huff.
But I love you We all do. So Come back to us.

04-09-2008, 11:28 PM	#27 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,109 My Profile	darko has troubles with his girly you see, his dreams of eternal LURVED crushed like Stalin and Trotsky being stabbed by an icepick. But he makes it sound like he had real powerful menstrual cramping. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 04-09-2008 at 11:30 PM.

04-10-2008, 01:54 PM	#30 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,109 My Profile	Only men can ruin mildly funny situational comedy with shrill aspertame giggling. Not accounting for Margaret Cho. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 04-10-2008 at 01:55 PM.

04-24-2008, 10:59 PM	#36 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 248 My Profile	Something about the latest Superman movie that I didn't like was that his kid is half human/half kryptonian. I don't really follow comics, but did this movie follow the canon of the Superman story? I seriously need to get out more. Last edited by Jim Halpert : 04-24-2008 at 11:00 PM.

04-26-2008, 01:07 PM	#38 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 248 My Profile	Anyway. She's back in London, and I've been thinking of flying up there to see her. I don't know, I just feel I need to be close to her. I feel better when she's around. It sucks that I can't have her in my life the way I want. I want more than just a friendship. But if I say anything, I could lose her completely. Last edited by Jim Halpert : 04-26-2008 at 01:08 PM.

04-09-2008, 05:02 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,245 My Profile	Rods are not the only thing we care about darko. Unless it is very tiny, then there is a problem.

04-09-2008, 09:29 PM	#24 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,837 My Profile	Who cares about cheating. Im not the jealous type. If a promise is broken by your loved one, its their prob. just bolt. Life is to short

04-09-2008, 09:41 PM	#25 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,109 My Profile	When anyone actually gets into a serious argument with darko I giggle just like everyone's favored corporate dough mascot and hate to disagree with anything, but how to put this... When it's over I'm going to preserve him and stash him beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean until we cure lung cancer.

04-09-2008, 10:58 PM	#26 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,837 My Profile	you giggle? now i bet darko will kill you

04-10-2008, 03:17 AM	#28 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,115	i love you, Plastic Flute. i wont bury you in the pine barrens. im not from tottenville

04-24-2008, 08:33 PM	#32 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 248 My Profile	God bless Superman. Cool avatar, BTW.

04-24-2008, 09:16 PM	#33 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,109 My Profile	The problem with Superman is that he is a dumb man. Or at least, he's a man limited in the scope of his vision. Kansas did a real good job on him, and I wonder what kind of a crappy reporter he must be. I'm sure Noam Chomsky doesn't rate him highly. The first conclusion any thinking person would come to after reading some Supermans is that here is the universe's biggest underachiever. A man with the power to survive a nuke, lift ocean liners, and fly to the sun and back in a matter of minutes and he spends his time f!ucking with bank robbers and burst dams and s!hit. That's bogus. It would seem that anyone who wastes their abilities like that is a lil puto.

04-24-2008, 09:36 PM	#34 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 248 My Profile	All valid points. I remember seeing on youtube were he burns a whole in that villian's head, just lobotomized him on the spot. Now THAT is power. And Louis was like all jaw-dropped. Deal with it, lady.

04-24-2008, 09:47 PM	#35 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,109 My Profile	Also, don't you think Supes would be making an outrageous number of booty calls to Wonderwoman after spending all his time with ladies essentially made from tissue paper. Wonderwoman would probably be pissed as hell, because it would have to be obvious that he was just using her for the rough sex, but what the f!uck can she do? She was created by some weirdo pseudo Freudian psychologis, she is a sucker for any ubermensch who can actually beat her in an arm wrestling contest.

04-25-2008, 11:36 PM	#37 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	Superman has one of the world's greatest minds. It's part of every part of him becoming awesome from the yellow sun. Superman sucks.

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04-26-2008, 01:27 PM	#39 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,245 My Profile	oh..thats sweet.