Most Attractive Personality Traits In The Male Species - Page 2

Captain Beefheart · 04-16-2008, 06:23 PM

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look.

SilverSpoon · 04-16-2008, 08:49 PM

Flowers smell bad.

BirdSinger · 08-03-2008, 11:06 PM

But they look so pretty in pictures.

My ideal personality traits are as follows: (much older) man who will compare me to geometrical shapes based on my soul not the flatness of my chest. And who will write me love letters disguised as descriptions of famous ballerinas and where he has envisioned meeting them. One who travels fabulously and loves europe because he can finally find shirts that fit him correctly. One who knows everything. With hypochondriacal tendencies and a great mandible...

(somehow...he exists!)

Jim Halpert · 08-04-2008, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BirdSinger

My ideal personality traits are as follows: (much older) man who will compare me to geometrical shapes based on my soul not the flatness of my chest. And who will write me love letters disguised as descriptions of famous ballerinas and where he has envisioned meeting them. One who travels fabulously and loves europe because he can finally find shirts that fit him correctly. One who knows everything. With hypochondriacal tendencies and a great mandible...

(somehow...he exists!)

I think you just described the Doctor, except for the hypochondriac part, but who knows, I mean he's only got so little regenerations left.

Unfortunately, he isn't real, either. You'll just have to settle for a man.

Moshe.. · 08-04-2008, 08:31 PM

in women good things are: breasts, having high style, wearing purple shoes, nonchalance, being an artist in bed, being pretentious, lazy, being someone who talks about nonsense continuously, who kisses for hours, doesnt mind being a weirdo, unshallow, but into cheap thrills & shallowness too. Bonus points for having hair like pulp-fiction-Uma-thurman

**MissyO** · 08-05-2008, 03:56 AM

^ HAHAHAHA!

Oh Moshe, I know an Aussie bird you would die for.

**Jocasta** · 08-05-2008, 04:51 AM

Moshe, I could only attribute about half of those characteristics to myself, so you'd be better off heading down under... good luck!

Jim Halpert · 08-05-2008, 07:42 AM

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Bonus points for having hair like pulp-fiction-Uma-thurman

I'm not sure why, but there's something about Uma that puts me off. Hair, similar to this -->

on a woman, is unnatural and unattractive. Maybe because I've seen and know many guys with the same type of hairstyle: long hair and deep black. Yes, mainly the goth type, but that was way back when I started working at the funeral home. But those days are way behind, now.

On a tangent, I don't care what people say, Pulp Fiction wasn't a great movie at all. Neither was Kill Bill or Kill Bill 2. Just because it's a Tarantino film doesn't mean jack squat. I wanted to walk out the cinema so bad but my date was a Thurman fan so I had to sit thru Kill Bill, I went to get popcorn 3 times and took my time, she didn't even notice.

What's the topic again?

Captain Beefheart · 08-05-2008, 03:22 PM

Thurman is one of them lizards people Halpert. She's like the US' answer to Sarah Polley....one emotion: dead inside.

Anyone who likes Pulp Fiction should be required to simultaneously fill out an organ donor sheet for their eyeballs because it is f!ucking painfully obvious that someone else could be putting them to better use. Kill Bill is alright can't hate on post modern intertexuality and RZA.

Gumby · 08-06-2008, 01:08 AM

Pulp Fiction was extremely entertaining. I think its backlash comes from the countless imitators and QT riding its coattails ever since.

Though Uma was the weakest part of the movie. And she looks like a tranny.

Jim Halpert · 08-06-2008, 01:56 AM

Right?

Actually, I can think of a handful of male actors who could have pulled off her character better and look better.

Cameron Diaz is another one that makes my skin crawl. Now, Demi Moore, when she did that Charlie's Angel's movie, horrendous movie, but way hotter than the 3 "angels" combined. Flying thru the air like a flying squirrel, I think that would have been her acting career flying out the window, but I donno.

And don't think I went to the cinema to see it. It's been aired on television many times. Like I said, horrible movie, but on mute, well you know...

What's the topic again?

Captain Beefheart · 08-06-2008, 03:17 PM

I would just like to add that Smokey says this is the way to a woman's heart and I agree

Jim Halpert · 08-08-2008, 02:07 AM

Smokey's a playa.

Now, honestly, if any of you ladies had the chance to meet this guy

and found that his personality traits don't meet your standards, would any of you let him go?

**Jocasta** · 08-08-2008, 02:15 AM

Tell me first why I would even want to meet him, at least give us something to go on, not just photo of some guy.

Jim Halpert · 08-08-2008, 05:20 AM

I meant it as a random chance, because that's how we meet people, by random chance.

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Tell me first why I would even want to meet him

I can't tell you why you would do anything. If you don't want to play this scenario, move on.

**Jocasta** · 08-08-2008, 05:08 PM

OK, so he has no features I need to know about. I'll play... if he wasn't the kind of person I like then of course I'd let him go; why would anyone stay with a person whose company they didn't like.

JenniferNoble · 08-09-2008, 05:35 PM

oops.. first word that came to mind was penis. that aint a personality trait tho so uhhhm i have to go with witty but not too much of a joker, he has to have a political opinion- ANY for my sake just have a damn opinion (sorry, trauma), he has to be charming, intelligent, must love to read books, then watch the movie and then compare and contrast. im not so much for romance so i dont expect and definately dont want him to be romantic either. he has to be smarter than me, a perfectionist, always wanting to get the best out of any opportunity and he has to be and independent personality who doesnt want to know where i am 24/7.

**MissyO** · 08-09-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniferNoble

he has to be and independent personality who doesnt want to know where i am 24/7.

AMEN. I cant stand jealous people.

Captain Beefheart · 08-10-2008, 02:15 AM

I've always thought women were more insecure when it came to that type of dealio, atleast in the early stages of relationships.

G: Where were you, I've been calling you for the past two hours and you didn't answer.
B: I was playing football, but yeah I can see the 20 missed calls.
G: So I why couldn't you answer, is it that hard?
B: A. That's what she said. B. The game lasts two hours.
G: So why couldn't you take sum time to look at your phone blah blah blah.
B: Game doesn't work like that.
G: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Anyways why would anyone want someone more intelligent than them? I'm not a feminist or anything but come on 21st century, let's erase all those silly aspects of the human psyche, social construction etc. You should always strive to meet your par, someone that completes you in a sense I guess. It'd be worth it to me those silly aspects were to be provided with less oxygen to feed on, relationships would be better for sure.

solo1 · 08-23-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Halpert

I meant it as a random chance, because that's how we meet people, by random chance.

Is that how you meet people? I prefer meeting people in a more organised fashion.

08-04-2008, 08:31 PM	#25 (permalink)
Moshe.. il dolce far niente Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hampstead Posts: 1,016 My Profile	in women good things are: breasts, having high style, wearing purple shoes, nonchalance, being an artist in bed, being pretentious, lazy, being someone who talks about nonsense continuously, who kisses for hours, doesnt mind being a weirdo, unshallow, but into cheap thrills & shallowness too. Bonus points for having hair like pulp-fiction-Uma-thurman Last edited by Moshe.. : 08-04-2008 at 10:50 PM.

08-05-2008, 03:56 AM	#26 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,201 My Profile	^ HAHAHAHA! Oh Moshe, I know an Aussie bird you would die for. Last edited by MissyO : 08-05-2008 at 03:58 AM.

08-06-2008, 01:56 AM	#31 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 248 My Profile	Right? Actually, I can think of a handful of male actors who could have pulled off her character better and look better. Cameron Diaz is another one that makes my skin crawl. Now, Demi Moore, when she did that Charlie's Angel's movie, horrendous movie, but way hotter than the 3 "angels" combined. Flying thru the air like a flying squirrel, I think that would have been her acting career flying out the window, but I donno. And don't think I went to the cinema to see it. It's been aired on television many times. Like I said, horrible movie, but on mute, well you know... What's the topic again? Last edited by Jim Halpert : 08-06-2008 at 02:02 AM.

08-08-2008, 05:08 PM	#36 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,617 My Profile	OK, so he has no features I need to know about. I'll play... if he wasn't the kind of person I like then of course I'd let him go; why would anyone stay with a person whose company they didn't like. Last edited by Jocasta : 08-08-2008 at 05:08 PM.

04-16-2008, 06:23 PM	#21 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,110 My Profile	There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look.

04-16-2008, 08:49 PM	#22 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	Flowers smell bad.

08-03-2008, 11:06 PM	#23 (permalink)
BirdSinger Newbie Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5 My Profile	But they look so pretty in pictures. My ideal personality traits are as follows: (much older) man who will compare me to geometrical shapes based on my soul not the flatness of my chest. And who will write me love letters disguised as descriptions of famous ballerinas and where he has envisioned meeting them. One who travels fabulously and loves europe because he can finally find shirts that fit him correctly. One who knows everything. With hypochondriacal tendencies and a great mandible... (somehow...he exists!)

08-05-2008, 04:51 AM	#27 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,617 My Profile	Moshe, I could only attribute about half of those characteristics to myself, so you'd be better off heading down under... good luck!

08-05-2008, 03:22 PM	#29 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,110 My Profile	Thurman is one of them lizards people Halpert. She's like the US' answer to Sarah Polley....one emotion: dead inside. Anyone who likes Pulp Fiction should be required to simultaneously fill out an organ donor sheet for their eyeballs because it is f!ucking painfully obvious that someone else could be putting them to better use. Kill Bill is alright can't hate on post modern intertexuality and RZA.

08-06-2008, 01:08 AM	#30 (permalink)
Gumby Ya Rly! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 964 My Profile	Pulp Fiction was extremely entertaining. I think its backlash comes from the countless imitators and QT riding its coattails ever since. Though Uma was the weakest part of the movie. And she looks like a tranny.

08-06-2008, 03:17 PM	#32 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,110 My Profile	I would just like to add that Smokey says this is the way to a woman's heart and I agree

08-08-2008, 02:07 AM	#33 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 248 My Profile	Smokey's a playa. Now, honestly, if any of you ladies had the chance to meet this guy and found that his personality traits don't meet your standards, would any of you let him go?

08-08-2008, 02:15 AM	#34 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,617 My Profile	Tell me first why I would even want to meet him, at least give us something to go on, not just photo of some guy.

08-09-2008, 05:35 PM	#37 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,654 My Profile	oops.. first word that came to mind was penis. that aint a personality trait tho so uhhhm i have to go with witty but not too much of a joker, he has to have a political opinion- ANY for my sake just have a damn opinion (sorry, trauma), he has to be charming, intelligent, must love to read books, then watch the movie and then compare and contrast. im not so much for romance so i dont expect and definately dont want him to be romantic either. he has to be smarter than me, a perfectionist, always wanting to get the best out of any opportunity and he has to be and independent personality who doesnt want to know where i am 24/7.

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08-10-2008, 02:15 AM	#39 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,110 My Profile	I've always thought women were more insecure when it came to that type of dealio, atleast in the early stages of relationships. G: Where were you, I've been calling you for the past two hours and you didn't answer. B: I was playing football, but yeah I can see the 20 missed calls. G: So I why couldn't you answer, is it that hard? B: A. That's what she said. B. The game lasts two hours. G: So why couldn't you take sum time to look at your phone blah blah blah. B: Game doesn't work like that. G: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. Anyways why would anyone want someone more intelligent than them? I'm not a feminist or anything but come on 21st century, let's erase all those silly aspects of the human psyche, social construction etc. You should always strive to meet your par, someone that completes you in a sense I guess. It'd be worth it to me those silly aspects were to be provided with less oxygen to feed on, relationships would be better for sure.