22 reasons why it´s great to be a woman

[aloha]

I found this today in a (female) magazine and I think it´s awesome


1 Women on average live 5 years longer than men

2 we don´t get an unexpected erection during a Business-Meeting

3 it´s not our Part to ask a man for a date, but when we do it, we are seen as very confident.

4 if we close the zipper of our jeans too fast we don´t have to worry to get hurt

5 our proud is not affected, if we don´t get it working to attach a storage back

6 In prisons there are thrice more men than women arrested. That means: we are either too good, to commit a crime or to clever to get caught.

7 if we don´t shave once we just wear a long pants/jeans.

8 a bar of chocolate and an episode of "Sex and the City" save our bad day.

9 we get saved from every sinking ship at first.

10 we are no cowards - if we scream through a whole horror movie.

11 Multiple orgasm (any questions?!)

12 men think they are hard. But actually we have to bear much more pain (i.e. giving birth to children). Maybe ask your friend one time to squeeze a mango through his nostril.

13 after a hard working day we have the privilege to enjoy a 2 hour bath.

14 we don´t feel inferior if our man earns more money than we do.

15 we can talk to men without trying to imagine them being naked.

16 on the toilette we hit the toilet bowl and no one is standing next to us to compare the genital.

17 we don´t grow hair out of our nose.

18 we can blame hormone fluctuation before/during/after our menstruation for our bad mood and outburst of fury

19 two words: Johnny Depp (well I, for myself take Josh Hartnett )

20 we can go to the toilette twosome without being suspicious

21 we are always right! (even when we aren´t)

22 we know that the size is important!

[MissyO]

Chuckle, chuckle. My feminist side resists some of those, but thanks for posting Aloha. Particularly if you translated that for us

[darko.]

that's all? pretty lame.

MEN RULE

girls drool.

[aloha]

Originally Posted by MissyO

Particularly if you translated that for us

I had to, yes, cause it was a german magazine

well i also don´t agree to every of those parts above, I just thoughts it´s funny, cause I really had to laugh when I read that at work LOL

[Casey Anne]

Points no. 12 and 14 are not really good reasons.

[Plastic Flute]

Originally Posted by darko.

that's all? pretty lame.

MEN RULE

girls drool.

spoken like a true Queen.

[Scotty]

#23 - We're not men.

Can't win 'em all! :P

[Italia6]

Originally Posted by aloha

I found this today in a (female) magazine and I think it´s awesome


1 Women on average live 5 years longer than men

2 we don´t get an unexpected erection during a Business-Meeting

3 it´s not our Part to ask a man for a date, but when we do it, we are seen as very confident.

4 if we close the zipper of our jeans too fast we don´t have to worry to get hurt

5 our proud is not affected, if we don´t get it working to attach a storage back

6 In prisons there are thrice more men than women arrested. That means: we are either too good, to commit a crime or to clever to get caught.

7 if we don´t shave once we just wear a long pants/jeans.

8 a bar of chocolate and an episode of "Sex and the City" save our bad day.

9 we get saved from every sinking ship at first.

10 we are no cowards - if we scream through a whole horror movie.

11 Multiple orgasm (any questions?!)

12 men think they are hard. But actually we have to bear much more pain (i.e. giving birth to children). Maybe ask your friend one time to squeeze a mango through his nostril.

13 after a hard working day we have the privilege to enjoy a 2 hour bath.

14 we don´t feel inferior if our man earns more money than we do.

15 we can talk to men without trying to imagine them being naked.

16 on the toilette we hit the toilet bowl and no one is standing next to us to compare the genital.

17 we don´t grow hair out of our nose.

18 we can blame hormone fluctuation before/during/after our menstruation for our bad mood and outburst of fury

19 two words: Johnny Depp (well I, for myself take Josh Hartnett )

20 we can go to the toilette twosome without being suspicious

21 we are always right! (even when we aren´t)

22 we know that the size is important!

great list but i think there is much more reasons that is better to be a woman

[R@H]

Nah the best is too drive men completely insane in any way and annoying the **** out of em :D