Why won't Ariane sleep with meeeeeee!

Captain Beefheart · 02-02-2008, 07:45 PM

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm

ARGHHH. Can't eat my steak, can't take a bath. All these mixed signals. "Go ahead and work your way down."

SO I DID AND SHE PUT THE BRAKES ON! Told me I was moving too fast.

This is why I hate dating. How did I meet her anyway? Did I seriously just walk into her house? That doesn't seem right. This has too many flaws to be a training program.

darko. · 02-02-2008, 08:01 PM

wtf she asked me to kiss her then i kissed her and she said no

****ING TEASE

darko. · 02-02-2008, 09:51 PM

shes topless at the door telling me to leave WTF

**Plastic Flute** · 02-02-2008, 09:55 PM

this is why you azz

Darko dont do that

Samson The Cat · 02-03-2008, 04:30 PM

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ARGHHH. Can't eat my steak, can't take a bath. All these mixed signals. "Go ahead and work your way down."

And at the end she has the nerve to rate you. Are real girls the same? I mean in a way that they are prone to turn dates into tests?

I wouldn't like these games. Not that I have a problem with putting in some effort, but there has to be a goal worth it.

Jocasta · 02-03-2008, 04:39 PM

Yes, Sam real girls are just like cgi inventions. No, really you might as well not bother with real people with real human emotions.

Samson The Cat · 02-03-2008, 04:55 PM

You know I was referring to the testing and I was asking because this maybe true, maybe false cliché has been well transported through the media.

Moshe.. · 02-03-2008, 05:42 PM

I hate how the game already assumes we want to kiss her. It should be the other way round. She can only seduce me by writing poetry and solving differential equations.

Captain Beefheart · 02-04-2008, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Samson The Cat

I wouldn't like these games. Not that I have a problem with putting in some effort, but there has to be a goal worth it.

Here's what you need to do. Whoever your crushing on at the moment, follower her during the day. On a public street there will come a time when she is in hearing range (ideally no more than 30 feet ahead of you) and there is a man next to you. It can be ANY man. Punch this man in the face and yell "I won't let you hurt her!" Then when she turns around, give her a thumbs up and a winning smile. But make sure you are holding the motherphucker by the scruff of his stupid neck while you are doing this! She will want to go straight in to the sex and you will not even need to date her first! .

This has worked for darko and it can work for you too.

Casey Anne · 02-04-2008, 09:26 PM

A dating practise game, how edutaining!

Is it me or does she look somewhat scary when she smiles?

02-02-2008, 07:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,599 My Profile	Why won't Ariane sleep with meeeeeee! http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm ARGHHH. Can't eat my steak, can't take a bath. All these mixed signals. "Go ahead and work your way down." SO I DID AND SHE PUT THE BRAKES ON! Told me I was moving too fast. This is why I hate dating. How did I meet her anyway? Did I seriously just walk into her house? That doesn't seem right. This has too many flaws to be a training program. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 02-02-2008 at 07:46 PM.

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Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,424 My Profile	this is why you azz Darko dont do that Last edited by Plastic Flute : 02-02-2008 at 09:56 PM.

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darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,082	wtf she asked me to kiss her then i kissed her and she said no ****ING TEASE

02-02-2008, 09:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,082	shes topless at the door telling me to leave WTF

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Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,429 My Profile	Yes, Sam real girls are just like cgi inventions. No, really you might as well not bother with real people with real human emotions.

02-03-2008, 04:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
Samson The Cat Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Thuringia Posts: 2,197 My Profile	You know I was referring to the testing and I was asking because this maybe true, maybe false cliché has been well transported through the media.

02-03-2008, 05:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Moshe.. il dolce far niente Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hampstead Posts: 964 My Profile	I hate how the game already assumes we want to kiss her. It should be the other way round. She can only seduce me by writing poetry and solving differential equations.

02-04-2008, 09:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
Casey Anne Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: where you want me to be Posts: 141 My Profile	A dating practise game, how edutaining! Is it me or does she look somewhat scary when she smiles?

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