How on earth?

**superboy** · 11-24-2007, 02:16 AM

My question for the week....Okay, I need advice, how on earth would you approach having a 3some with your gf without your gf getting jealous or hurt feelings? Any ideas/advice?

**Jocasta** · 11-24-2007, 05:53 AM

If you have to ask how to avoid hurting her then you're at least aware that the question will hurt her, so if you actually care about her then you won't ask.

**Bill5461** · 11-24-2007, 01:14 PM

Well you already watch porn, so when they kick into a threesome, try and slide it in there somehow, dance around it a bit and see her reaction.

**MissyO** · 11-24-2007, 05:47 PM

You don't.

darko. · 11-24-2007, 08:44 PM

do it with 2 other girls. not your girlfriend

11-24-2007, 09:01 PM

^ Excellent suggestion, darko. Ever thought of going into the profession of Couples Counseling?

**superboy** · 11-24-2007, 11:17 PM

Jocasta brings up a good point although I like Bills suggestions. Whats a boy to do>??

**MissyO** · 11-25-2007, 01:15 AM

Darko's suggestion is more likely to be better for her long term mental health than anything else suggested here.

11-25-2007, 01:21 AM

Righteo. Spare her the misery. In fact, just dump her, give her a ticket to Los Angeles where she can meet me and I could treat her right.

And you, just go ahead and do as many sex videos with as many people as you want.

Blackmask · 11-25-2007, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superboy

My question for the week....Okay, I need advice, how on earth would you approach having a 3some with your gf without your gf getting jealous or hurt feelings? Any ideas/advice?

Suggest a threesome with another guy.

**Ophelia** · 11-25-2007, 12:43 PM

^Nice one!

**Bill5461** · 11-25-2007, 01:05 PM

I was waiting for that to be mentioned

darko. · 11-25-2007, 01:44 PM

both of you go out and bang 2 other people at the same time.

she needs to go out and get 2 disgusting men and do the most awful things to them. perhaps these men

Moshe.. · 11-25-2007, 02:57 PM

Now you made me want to talk about porn videos too. I’ve seen a lot and they make it sound fun before, but it really is just an image of humping flesh on your television screen, some pallid imagery resembling very boring sex. And most of us have too much boring sex in real life anyway (and bad memories of boring sex which we wish we will one day forget ect). Had a discussion about this with a friend who says it’s like going to a mc-donalds restaurant. BUt no, wrong, it’s like watching a video of other people eating in a mc-donalds, with specialist zoom focus to concentrate our eyes on both mouth and burger (moreover who even enjoys watching this in the michelin starred restaurants of raymond blanc?). Then he replied that that video would be popular with ethiopians. BUt here the conversation reaches an impasse on the issue of whether this vicarious consumption would be good for ethiopians. Thus we raised the deepest philosophical impasse of life.

darko. · 11-25-2007, 04:32 PM

for all those people who complain about real sex being nothing like porn sex...WHY?! m,aybe YOU'RE boring.

PORN SHOULD BE REAL LIFE

no im not talking about the whacky positions but the PASSION AND THE FURY

ROCCO SIFFREDI 4LIFE

Moshe.. · 11-25-2007, 05:08 PM

Porn sex is usually like most real life sex which is a bit boring, maybe moderately fun. I haven't seen all that much yeah, but it always looks so effortful like they're doing a job, which they are afterall (well done for them). YOu know it's very rare, but amazing sex is musical and you don't know what's going on at all. But the main thing i don't understand is, even if you love raymond blanc's cuisine, how does watching a video of someone else eating it do anything for you? It's like watching a video of someone else doing a line. I hate watching other people doing drugs too. You could surely at least close your eyes and the remember the last time you had a good time.

**Jocasta** · 11-25-2007, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Then he replied that that video would be popular with ethiopians. BUt here the conversation reaches an impasse on the issue of whether this vicarious consumption would be good for ethiopians.

Because they have very little food, yes? Then porn is only of interest to those who have very little sex?

Moshe.. · 11-25-2007, 06:33 PM

Yeah, that's what i said! Not because anybody always has a naked woman handy for every convenient moment, but just surely must of us have better recent memories than what you get from watching some greasy dutch people on a television screen. BUt what i think now is some people have a special fetish for greasy dutch people, or television ect, which would explain a lot.

**Jocasta** · 11-25-2007, 06:39 PM

Yes it's handy (so to speak) for those special little fetishes we all have, that can't be carried out for real or not easily.

Moshe.. · 11-25-2007, 06:44 PM

And I think people have a fetish for the television screen itself, for the way you look through it, the way nothing on the other side can see you, and just clicking on stuff with a mouse button ect. We live in such a weird technology fetish culture. I'm so addiction to buying stuff on amazon. You know the yellow "add to basket" button. I have dreams about that button.

View Poll Results: Be honest, have your ever have a 3some?
Yes!	3	18.75%
No	13	81.25%
Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

11-24-2007, 02:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
superboy Sports/Starlets Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Philly Posts: 11,633	How on earth? My question for the week....Okay, I need advice, how on earth would you approach having a 3some with your gf without your gf getting jealous or hurt feelings? Any ideas/advice?

11-24-2007, 09:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	^ Excellent suggestion, darko. Ever thought of going into the profession of Couples Counseling? Last edited by Avis Phlox : 11-24-2007 at 09:01 PM.

11-25-2007, 01:21 AM	#9 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	Righteo. Spare her the misery. In fact, just dump her, give her a ticket to Los Angeles where she can meet me and I could treat her right. And you, just go ahead and do as many sex videos with as many people as you want. Last edited by Avis Phlox : 11-25-2007 at 01:22 AM.

11-25-2007, 06:39 PM	#19 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,771 My Profile	Yes it's handy (so to speak) for those special little fetishes we all have, that can't be carried out for real or not easily. Last edited by Jocasta : 11-25-2007 at 06:39 PM.

11-24-2007, 05:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,771 My Profile	If you have to ask how to avoid hurting her then you're at least aware that the question will hurt her, so if you actually care about her then you won't ask.

11-24-2007, 01:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 11,769 My Profile	Well you already watch porn, so when they kick into a threesome, try and slide it in there somehow, dance around it a bit and see her reaction.

11-24-2007, 05:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,104 My Profile	You don't.

11-24-2007, 08:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,083	do it with 2 other girls. not your girlfriend

11-24-2007, 11:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
superboy Sports/Starlets Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Philly Posts: 11,633	Jocasta brings up a good point although I like Bills suggestions. Whats a boy to do>??

11-25-2007, 01:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,104 My Profile	Darko's suggestion is more likely to be better for her long term mental health than anything else suggested here.

11-25-2007, 12:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,966 My Profile	^Nice one!

11-25-2007, 01:05 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 11,769 My Profile	I was waiting for that to be mentioned

11-25-2007, 01:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,083	both of you go out and bang 2 other people at the same time. she needs to go out and get 2 disgusting men and do the most awful things to them. perhaps these men

11-25-2007, 02:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
Moshe.. il dolce far niente Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hampstead Posts: 968 My Profile	Now you made me want to talk about porn videos too. I’ve seen a lot and they make it sound fun before, but it really is just an image of humping flesh on your television screen, some pallid imagery resembling very boring sex. And most of us have too much boring sex in real life anyway (and bad memories of boring sex which we wish we will one day forget ect). Had a discussion about this with a friend who says it’s like going to a mc-donalds restaurant. BUt no, wrong, it’s like watching a video of other people eating in a mc-donalds, with specialist zoom focus to concentrate our eyes on both mouth and burger (moreover who even enjoys watching this in the michelin starred restaurants of raymond blanc?). Then he replied that that video would be popular with ethiopians. BUt here the conversation reaches an impasse on the issue of whether this vicarious consumption would be good for ethiopians. Thus we raised the deepest philosophical impasse of life.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

11-25-2007, 04:32 PM	#15 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,083	for all those people who complain about real sex being nothing like porn sex...WHY?! m,aybe YOU'RE boring. PORN SHOULD BE REAL LIFE no im not talking about the whacky positions but the PASSION AND THE FURY ROCCO SIFFREDI 4LIFE

11-25-2007, 05:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
Moshe.. il dolce far niente Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hampstead Posts: 968 My Profile	Porn sex is usually like most real life sex which is a bit boring, maybe moderately fun. I haven't seen all that much yeah, but it always looks so effortful like they're doing a job, which they are afterall (well done for them). YOu know it's very rare, but amazing sex is musical and you don't know what's going on at all. But the main thing i don't understand is, even if you love raymond blanc's cuisine, how does watching a video of someone else eating it do anything for you? It's like watching a video of someone else doing a line. I hate watching other people doing drugs too. You could surely at least close your eyes and the remember the last time you had a good time.

11-25-2007, 06:33 PM	#18 (permalink)
Moshe.. il dolce far niente Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hampstead Posts: 968 My Profile	Yeah, that's what i said! Not because anybody always has a naked woman handy for every convenient moment, but just surely must of us have better recent memories than what you get from watching some greasy dutch people on a television screen. BUt what i think now is some people have a special fetish for greasy dutch people, or television ect, which would explain a lot.

11-25-2007, 06:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
Moshe.. il dolce far niente Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hampstead Posts: 968 My Profile	And I think people have a fetish for the television screen itself, for the way you look through it, the way nothing on the other side can see you, and just clicking on stuff with a mouse button ect. We live in such a weird technology fetish culture. I'm so addiction to buying stuff on amazon. You know the yellow "add to basket" button. I have dreams about that button.