Man for a DAY

**Plastic Flute** · 11-02-2007, 02:55 PM

Taking the Cue from Scotty. What would you do?
Beside the fact that your base pay would automatically be increased.
Have clean clothes
Clean House
Dinner on the table
Yadda Yadda .....

Jocasta · 11-02-2007, 03:21 PM

Apart from trying to seduce Josh (obviously I'd be gay)?

I'd scratch my crotch, adjust my ballsack then spend most of the day in bed w*nking.

**Ophelia** · 11-02-2007, 08:21 PM

I would hope for a super athletic body and try out for an NFL football team.

Jocasta · 11-02-2007, 08:26 PM

Then I'd hit on Op... he sounds hawt!

11-02-2007, 08:36 PM

If I were a man for a day I'd do gay pr0n with darko and title it:
"Total Eclipse" part 2.

**Ophelia** · 11-02-2007, 08:38 PM

I just wanna score touchdowns baby - actually scratch that, I wanna be a linebacker- sack the QB a few times.

**MissyO** · 11-02-2007, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

Taking the Cue from Scotty. What would you do?
Beside the fact that your base pay would automatically be increased.
Have clean clothes
Clean House
Dinner on the table
Yadda Yadda .....

To quote the Simpsons: "Oy, that's some great satire".........

**Plastic Flute** · 11-02-2007, 10:07 PM

I would want to Skate with Wayne Gretzky. The Great One

**Ophelia** · 11-02-2007, 10:12 PM

there ya go p.

**Plastic Flute** · 11-02-2007, 10:37 PM

What would you do P?

R@H · 11-04-2007, 08:44 PM

i would walk round without my top on, wank and have sex with a girl

aloha · 11-04-2007, 08:47 PM

haha, that´s a good one R@H

**Cat** · 11-04-2007, 08:49 PM

Am I the only one that'd want to hear what an all-guy conversation is all about? I sometimes wonder what they're talking about when there are no chicks around.

**Plastic Flute** · 11-04-2007, 10:06 PM

I hear it all day at work. It can go from a Sat afternoon matinee BJ to a Tool song. to windshield wipers in under 5 minutes. Than back to a BJ.
BUT guys gossip more than women. Thats a fact

**MissyO** · 11-04-2007, 10:29 PM

^ Shlt, that just sounds like a standard conversation to me.......

Captain Beefheart · 11-04-2007, 11:59 PM

The only arbitrary place to judge gender dynamics would be public bahtrooms i'm convinced. Females don't shut the hell up. in fact, they think strangers are there for their discussion pleasure. Maybe it's their only chance to talk about their new boyfriend to her best friend.

If you want to be a man for a day. Fine, but think of this scenario. When your fly has buttons and you have to pull some david-blaine-esque magic trick to get your dong out while at the same time looking out for that grizzly looking old man next to you who stands freaking 8 feet away from the urinal and for some god damn reason you're fighting your eyes like hell not to look in his direction.

**Plastic Flute** · 11-05-2007, 04:03 AM

Strange: I feel the opposite. I think guys yak way too much

Jocasta · 11-05-2007, 05:04 AM

Quote:

BUT guys gossip more than women. Thats a fact

Yes, fact.

11-05-2007, 06:14 AM

Guys who talk about BJs and anything else to that nature has yet to grow up. Since I was 19 years old I would seek the company of those older than me. When I worked at a college I would have conversations with people in their 30's, 40's, and 50's, talking about current technologies, politics, books, family, etc.

When I went for my Bachelor's in 2001-2005, the crowd changed to recent high school graduates and the oldest students around were around my age at the time: 21-23. The conversations were completely different:

"Hey, did you see Survivor last night?",

(when seeing an attractive female instructor or student) "I'd hit that."

I seldom participated in such conversations, but in desperate times when loneliness sets in hard, the choices were difficult.

Once I overheard a conversation (not by choice, most people talk out loud), this girl who was a little on the chunk-kay side, I'm not sure if she was doing this to be perceived as cool but she kept on bragging about getting so drunk on the weekend. I bring up her weight because the group she was in were 5 or 6 thin white people who look as if they stepped out of an Old Navy commercial. She was the only Hispanic in that circle and really looked out of place. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they indeed enjoyed her company but it looked as if she was trying so hard to fit in and be the centre of attention.

This is exactly why I hardly stay in contact with those my age. Although some are older now and more focused on their career, some still think getting pissed is topic to bring more attention to the most.

Later today, I will be going to see a friend of mine who's an instructor at my college. He's teaching Environmental Science, works in the Physics Dept. at UCLA, and is getting his Ph.D. in Biophysics this coming February.

I rather sit down with him at the cafe talking about Nano-technology, Nikola Tesla, and String Theory for 2+hours than "hang" with some doofus talking about his BJ and rating on a scale from 1 thru 10 on the next girl that walks by.

Dark Dude · 11-05-2007, 11:11 AM

ladies, you dont need to be men, just buy strap ons and bang an bunch of ladies.

oh yeah and get a camera.

11-02-2007, 02:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,334 My Profile	Man for a DAY Taking the Cue from Scotty. What would you do? Beside the fact that your base pay would automatically be increased. Have clean clothes Clean House Dinner on the table Yadda Yadda .....

11-02-2007, 08:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	If I were a man for a day I'd do gay pr0n with darko and title it: "Total Eclipse" part 2. Last edited by Avis Phlox : 11-02-2007 at 08:36 PM.

11-02-2007, 10:37 PM	#10 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,334 My Profile	What would you do P? Last edited by Plastic Flute : 11-03-2007 at 11:57 AM.

11-04-2007, 10:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,334 My Profile	I hear it all day at work. It can go from a Sat afternoon matinee BJ to a Tool song. to windshield wipers in under 5 minutes. Than back to a BJ. BUT guys gossip more than women. Thats a fact Last edited by Plastic Flute : 11-04-2007 at 10:07 PM.

11-05-2007, 04:03 AM	#17 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,334 My Profile	Strange: I feel the opposite. I think guys yak way too much Last edited by Plastic Flute : 11-05-2007 at 01:06 PM.

11-02-2007, 03:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,341 My Profile	Apart from trying to seduce Josh (obviously I'd be gay)? I'd scratch my crotch, adjust my ballsack then spend most of the day in bed w*nking.

11-02-2007, 08:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,893 My Profile	I would hope for a super athletic body and try out for an NFL football team.

11-02-2007, 08:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,341 My Profile	Then I'd hit on Op... he sounds hawt!

11-02-2007, 08:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,893 My Profile	I just wanna score touchdowns baby - actually scratch that, I wanna be a linebacker- sack the QB a few times.

11-02-2007, 10:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,334 My Profile	I would want to Skate with Wayne Gretzky. The Great One

11-02-2007, 10:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,893 My Profile	there ya go p.

11-04-2007, 08:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
R@H Lovin' it Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,844 My Profile	i would walk round without my top on, wank and have sex with a girl

11-04-2007, 08:47 PM	#12 (permalink)
aloha 30 Days of Josh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 17,406 My Profile	haha, that´s a good one R@H

11-04-2007, 08:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cat Bloomin' crazy Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 1,957 My Profile	Am I the only one that'd want to hear what an all-guy conversation is all about? I sometimes wonder what they're talking about when there are no chicks around.

11-04-2007, 10:29 PM	#15 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,047 My Profile	^ Shlt, that just sounds like a standard conversation to me.......

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11-04-2007, 11:59 PM	#16 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,573 My Profile	The only arbitrary place to judge gender dynamics would be public bahtrooms i'm convinced. Females don't shut the hell up. in fact, they think strangers are there for their discussion pleasure. Maybe it's their only chance to talk about their new boyfriend to her best friend. If you want to be a man for a day. Fine, but think of this scenario. When your fly has buttons and you have to pull some david-blaine-esque magic trick to get your dong out while at the same time looking out for that grizzly looking old man next to you who stands freaking 8 feet away from the urinal and for some god damn reason you're fighting your eyes like hell not to look in his direction.

11-05-2007, 06:14 AM	#19 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	Guys who talk about BJs and anything else to that nature has yet to grow up. Since I was 19 years old I would seek the company of those older than me. When I worked at a college I would have conversations with people in their 30's, 40's, and 50's, talking about current technologies, politics, books, family, etc. When I went for my Bachelor's in 2001-2005, the crowd changed to recent high school graduates and the oldest students around were around my age at the time: 21-23. The conversations were completely different: "Hey, did you see Survivor last night?", (when seeing an attractive female instructor or student) "I'd hit that." I seldom participated in such conversations, but in desperate times when loneliness sets in hard, the choices were difficult. Once I overheard a conversation (not by choice, most people talk out loud), this girl who was a little on the chunk-kay side, I'm not sure if she was doing this to be perceived as cool but she kept on bragging about getting so drunk on the weekend. I bring up her weight because the group she was in were 5 or 6 thin white people who look as if they stepped out of an Old Navy commercial. She was the only Hispanic in that circle and really looked out of place. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they indeed enjoyed her company but it looked as if she was trying so hard to fit in and be the centre of attention. This is exactly why I hardly stay in contact with those my age. Although some are older now and more focused on their career, some still think getting pissed is topic to bring more attention to the most. Later today, I will be going to see a friend of mine who's an instructor at my college. He's teaching Environmental Science, works in the Physics Dept. at UCLA, and is getting his Ph.D. in Biophysics this coming February. I rather sit down with him at the cafe talking about Nano-technology, Nikola Tesla, and String Theory for 2+hours than "hang" with some doofus talking about his BJ and rating on a scale from 1 thru 10 on the next girl that walks by. Last edited by Avis Phlox : 11-05-2007 at 06:26 AM.

11-05-2007, 11:11 AM	#20 (permalink)
Dark Dude sla-pus a bit-chus Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio Posts: 928 My Profile	ladies, you dont need to be men, just buy strap ons and bang an bunch of ladies. oh yeah and get a camera.