Accidental Fantasies About People You Kow

**MissyO** · 10-30-2007, 08:06 PM

Anybody else ever do this? The other night I was having a lovely little daydream about being trapped in the middle of nowhere in below freezing conditions with a Russian Billionaire. Fine. Wonderful. It ended with diamonds and orgasms. But while daydreaming (I was half asleep) I thought "Jebus, this dude looks familiar, what the hell?" but I continued on with my 20 carat lilac diamond dream. Anywho, next day I realized something: It was Captain bloody Beefheart!

This ever happen to you? You think your dreaming of ol' Sergei, then realize you're just thinking of friggin Juan there?

**Jocasta** · 10-31-2007, 02:47 AM

Happens sometimes, yes. It can be annoying when you can't dictate who you dream about and sexy Sergei sounds like such perfect lust material but then ole Beefy aint so bad.

Here's the crux of it; did Sergi/Juan have a Russian or Spanish accent?
Russian beats Spanish any day.

**MissyO** · 10-31-2007, 05:39 AM

Russian. Deeply and importantly Russian. And a Russian attitude.

And ja, I can think of worse people to fantasize about than the Beef. Most men, actually. He's a very attractive young man.

**Jocasta** · 10-31-2007, 05:42 AM

Ahh tes, Russian, I must see Eastern Promises soon.

**Ophelia** · 10-31-2007, 07:41 AM

Any dream that ends with orgasms is ok no matter how you got them.

Captain Beefheart · 11-01-2007, 01:34 AM

I hurt myself tooooooooooooday. To see if I stiiiiiiiiiiiiillll feeeeeeel
I focus on the pain. The only thing that's reaaaaaaaaaaaal.

I didn't have a dream last night. Apparently because I was too busy guest starring in other people's dreams. But most of the time they are pretty intense dreams(I've had ex-girlfriend star in Bosnian plays, cut off a friends **** with a scissor (to be nice!) only to replace it with a screw-on device, auditioned for INXS and got AIDS right after).

Missy also tazzared me because I hung up on her one time. All I can remember is she started the call by stating that she was not trying to sell anything, so I thought Ok, I'll listen. She asked a couple questions about the news, crime and war. She agreed with my answers. Then she segued it into talking about the world needs more "meek people like us" and she went on to say, "I'd like to now read a passage from The Bible's Psalm 11.".

Doing my best LL Cool J impression, I told her how I wish we were the last two meek people on Earth so we could inherit it together.

I blew her a kiss and she told me I was a spanish pig. That HURT. :(

**Ophelia** · 11-01-2007, 07:21 AM

yyyyyyyooooooooooouuuuuu could have it AAAllllll. My empire of dirt. I love that song - emo or not. That pic makes me really miss college.

lately I've been having dreams about boys I knew in HS

**MissyO** · 11-01-2007, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

I blew her a kiss and she told me I was a spanish pig. That HURT. :(

That's because you are, you bloody Mexican! But you're a damn good looking one, I'll give you that. And thanks for the diamonds.....

Samson The Cat · 11-01-2007, 08:03 AM

Didn't you once mock Squier? No wait, that was SilverSpoon.

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Originally Posted by MissyO

but I continued on with my 20 carat lilac diamond dream.

How do you do guys get happy dreams? Mine are always so Kafkaesque.

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Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

only to replace it with a screw-on device

I wouldn't be worried about that. It probably just means that you like to fix stuff.

I see you own a Squier Strat. I think the design is even better than with the original Fender guitars. Like with this one the only manko seems to be that there's only one pickup and it's so close to end of the strings. Didn't you once say, you didn't like Squier? No, wait, that was SilverSpoon. I still keep mixing you two up.

Captain Beefheart · 11-01-2007, 12:53 PM

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I love that song - emo or not

NIN/Cash isn't emo. You pass Beefy's judgemental elitist test. For now.

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lately I've been having dreams about boys I knew in HS

Awwwww 14, the age of innocence. Those were the days.

Gregory Hines always used to trigger off my white guilt in dreams. I would see him tap dancing and have flashbacks that span through generations (must be in my dna) that consist of black men tap dancing for the white man's amusement in the 1920's.

Then I get depressed about the fact we are only 50 years removed from socially acceptable racism and I want to crawl into my ancient bed and dream I am the future. HA!

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And thanks for the diamonds.....

After I socketed two Relentless Earthstorm Diamonds in my Gangsta Grill Of Immense Bling, I totally pwn'd the lunch lady yesterday with my increased eating ability. She couldn't conjure up enough muffins to keep me satisfied.

I once had a really beautiful short love story about a diamond and a nuclear war, then I read one of the Russ Kick Disinformation books (forget with one exactly, I think it was You Are Being Lied To) and...god... My "love" story was reduced to a radioactive half lived cesspool of corruption.

I hate diamonds. It's so.odd, a clear hunk of rock that sparkles. Come to think of it, humans are still intrigued by bright shiney things like fire, fireworks ("firecrackers" if you're a bit hillbilly).

I'd get you a friendship oak ring.

Samson: Strats rule for unique tones. Squires are great entry level guitars, but I only use them to test out different pickup combinations, cable wirings, scalloped fr etboards etc.But no to the Helly Kitty model ewwww.

**Plastic Flute** · 11-02-2007, 11:15 AM

Sex with a Centaur that has unlimited arrows , is my current accidental fantasy. Of course the Centaurs face is someone Ive met.

**MissyO** · 11-02-2007, 11:19 AM

^ Yeah, yeah...... Don't rub it in, woman!

**Plastic Flute** · 11-02-2007, 11:21 AM

come Josh stalk with me .

**MissyO** · 11-02-2007, 11:36 AM

Don't tempt me, woman!

**Jocasta** · 11-02-2007, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MissyO

^ Yeah, yeah...... Don't rub it in, woman!

I know, it's not fair!

**Plastic Flute** · 11-02-2007, 02:50 PM

So phuckin jealous you two.

**Jocasta** · 11-02-2007, 03:25 PM

I know, is it very ugly?

aloha · 01-02-2008, 09:04 PM

honestly I have a few fanatasies about people I know from here, but a lot of them I´ve seen already, so I know how they look, others are still a mystery

01-02-2008, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by aloha

honestly I have a few fanatasies about people I know from here, but a lot of them I´ve seen already, so I know how they look, others are still a mystery

All that dirty talk via PM got to you, then. Rock out.

Ya, I daydream about beefy, too. It's ****ing annoying, but he likes to take it in tha back. Then I see Jo sitting in the dark corner cuz she likes to watch.

aloha · 01-02-2008, 09:24 PM

ehm I just meant the looks but well

and why do you daydream about beefy? are you gay?

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And ja, I can think of worse people to fantasize about than the Beef. Most men, actually. He's a very attractive young man.

Hah, yeah somehow really true

10-30-2007, 08:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,111 My Profile	Accidental Fantasies About People You Kow Anybody else ever do this? The other night I was having a lovely little daydream about being trapped in the middle of nowhere in below freezing conditions with a Russian Billionaire. Fine. Wonderful. It ended with diamonds and orgasms. But while daydreaming (I was half asleep) I thought "Jebus, this dude looks familiar, what the hell?" but I continued on with my 20 carat lilac diamond dream. Anywho, next day I realized something: It was Captain bloody Beefheart! This ever happen to you? You think your dreaming of ol' Sergei, then realize you're just thinking of friggin Juan there?

11-01-2007, 01:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,675 My Profile	I hurt myself tooooooooooooday. To see if I stiiiiiiiiiiiiillll feeeeeeel I focus on the pain. The only thing that's reaaaaaaaaaaaal. I didn't have a dream last night. Apparently because I was too busy guest starring in other people's dreams. But most of the time they are pretty intense dreams(I've had ex-girlfriend star in Bosnian plays, cut off a friends **** with a scissor (to be nice!) only to replace it with a screw-on device, auditioned for INXS and got AIDS right after). Missy also tazzared me because I hung up on her one time. All I can remember is she started the call by stating that she was not trying to sell anything, so I thought Ok, I'll listen. She asked a couple questions about the news, crime and war. She agreed with my answers. Then she segued it into talking about the world needs more "meek people like us" and she went on to say, "I'd like to now read a passage from The Bible's Psalm 11.". Doing my best LL Cool J impression, I told her how I wish we were the last two meek people on Earth so we could inherit it together. I blew her a kiss and she told me I was a spanish pig. That HURT. :( Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 11-01-2007 at 01:39 AM.

11-02-2007, 11:21 AM	#13 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,848 My Profile	come Josh stalk with me . Last edited by Plastic Flute : 11-02-2007 at 11:30 AM.

10-31-2007, 02:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,805 My Profile	Happens sometimes, yes. It can be annoying when you can't dictate who you dream about and sexy Sergei sounds like such perfect lust material but then ole Beefy aint so bad. Here's the crux of it; did Sergi/Juan have a Russian or Spanish accent? Russian beats Spanish any day.

10-31-2007, 05:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,111 My Profile	Russian. Deeply and importantly Russian. And a Russian attitude. And ja, I can think of worse people to fantasize about than the Beef. Most men, actually. He's a very attractive young man.

10-31-2007, 05:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,805 My Profile	Ahh tes, Russian, I must see Eastern Promises soon.

10-31-2007, 07:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,016 My Profile	Any dream that ends with orgasms is ok no matter how you got them.

11-01-2007, 07:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,016 My Profile	yyyyyyyooooooooooouuuuuu could have it AAAllllll. My empire of dirt. I love that song - emo or not. That pic makes me really miss college. lately I've been having dreams about boys I knew in HS

11-02-2007, 11:15 AM	#11 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,848 My Profile	Sex with a Centaur that has unlimited arrows , is my current accidental fantasy. Of course the Centaurs face is someone Ive met.

11-02-2007, 11:19 AM	#12 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,111 My Profile	^ Yeah, yeah...... Don't rub it in, woman!

11-02-2007, 11:36 AM	#14 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,111 My Profile	Don't tempt me, woman!

11-02-2007, 02:50 PM	#16 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,848 My Profile	So phuckin jealous you two.

11-02-2007, 03:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,805 My Profile	I know, is it very ugly?

01-02-2008, 09:04 PM	#18 (permalink)
aloha 30 Days of Josh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 17,924 My Profile	honestly I have a few fanatasies about people I know from here, but a lot of them I´ve seen already, so I know how they look, others are still a mystery

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