Something for your Christmas Lists?

Keri · 09-18-2007, 08:50 AM

2008 Mormon Men Exposed Calendar anyone?

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For the first time ever, twelve of the hottest and hunkiest former Mormon Missionaries have dared to pose bare-chested in the first-ever Mormons Exposed calendar. The 2008 calendar, dubbed Men on a Mission, feature sexy men of faith who have all returned from serving as missionaries for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Usually seen riding their bicycles and preaching door to door, these steamy young men explode with sexuality on each calendar page.

**Plastic Flute** · 09-18-2007, 09:10 AM

Holy Watchtower Batman !!!! The only ones that come to my door are middle aged women. Dam where are these guys

**Bill5461** · 09-18-2007, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

Holy Watchtower Batman !!!! The only ones that come to my door are middle aged women. Dam where are these guys

Working on the Romney Campaign

**Jocasta** · 09-18-2007, 09:47 AM

A couple are actually pretty decent... but still nut jobs. Meh.
Thanks Keri... I wonder how you found this???

Keri · 09-18-2007, 09:50 AM

I actually have no idea... I found it looking for something else last night and I can't remember what I was looking for. I thought the fine laydees of this forum might enjoy

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Usually seen riding their bicycles and preaching door to door, these steamy young men explode with sexuality on each calendar page.

That line in the blurb cracks me up everytime I read it.... /giggles

**Ophelia** · 09-18-2007, 10:10 AM

WooHoo!! Spank me with your pamphlet baby!

**Plastic Flute** · 09-18-2007, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill5461

Working on the Romney Campaign

One wonders if they are going tp rape 14 year old girls soon. Dam Morman Men..all pedophiles.

**Bill5461** · 09-18-2007, 11:50 AM

HEY...Donny Osmond is a morman

**Jocasta** · 09-18-2007, 02:54 PM

Did you mean moron?

Irn Bru · 09-20-2007, 05:39 AM

The music alone makes me want to kill myself great.

Donny Osmond's show on BBC2 is good. Way better than Eggheads. I want to hit all of those smug b@stards.

**Jocasta** · 09-20-2007, 06:05 AM

What's with that 20 second delay before the answer on that show? Ahhh... just tell us the answer.
I like the smug Eggheads plus I like any quiz show that has actual questions.

Captain Beefheart · 09-21-2007, 05:51 AM

God lives on a planet far far away called Kolab, and if your a really good mormon, you can be the god of your own planet too! Joseph Smith is a visionary indeed.

The one thing about the mormen's out to convert, they are super easy to spot coming. They have no urban-camo, so to speak. You can seem em a mile away, with their identical lame-ass haircuts, and black name tags. I'm very rarely suprised by their approach and if you want to throw me off ask them about D & C 132. They'll know what you mean. (The passage in one of the mormon books, the Doctrine and Covenants, that declared that God thought polygamy was okey-dokey

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09-21-2007, 05:51 AM	#12 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,662 My Profile	God lives on a planet far far away called Kolab, and if your a really good mormon, you can be the god of your own planet too! Joseph Smith is a visionary indeed. The one thing about the mormen's out to convert, they are super easy to spot coming. They have no urban-camo, so to speak. You can seem em a mile away, with their identical lame-ass haircuts, and black name tags. I'm very rarely suprised by their approach and if you want to throw me off ask them about D & C 132. They'll know what you mean. (The passage in one of the mormon books, the Doctrine and Covenants, that declared that God thought polygamy was okey-dokey ) Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 09-21-2007 at 05:53 AM.

09-18-2007, 09:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,798 My Profile	*Holy Watchtower Batman !!!!* The only ones that come to my door are middle aged women. Dam where are these guys

09-18-2007, 09:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,771 My Profile	A couple are actually pretty decent... but still nut jobs. Meh. Thanks Keri... I wonder how you found this???

09-18-2007, 10:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,966 My Profile	WooHoo!! Spank me with your pamphlet baby!

09-18-2007, 11:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 11,769 My Profile	HEY...Donny Osmond is a morman

09-18-2007, 02:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,771 My Profile	Did you mean moron?

09-20-2007, 05:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
Irn Bru Technological Disaster Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Land of Haggis Posts: 248 My Profile	The music alone makes me want to kill myself great. Donny Osmond's show on BBC2 is good. Way better than Eggheads. I want to hit all of those smug b@stards.

09-20-2007, 06:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,771 My Profile	What's with that 20 second delay before the answer on that show? Ahhh... just tell us the answer. I like the smug Eggheads plus I like any quiz show that has actual questions.

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