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| Protector of Inanity ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | I'm watching Dr Phil and there's a guy on who wants to be part of a new reality TV show Virgin Territory. His thoughts are firstly that losing his virginity to a porn star means he'd be losing it to the "best". He also thinks it would give him a hook to pick up women, the 15 minutes of fame thing. "I lost my virginity to a porn star on reality TV"....now there's a pick up line that's got to work. |
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| Mu nótahu ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Quote:
![]() Sammy: Next time I hit Europe I will personally serve as your chaperon and take you up to Red Light District. The most celebrated Amsterdam bordello is Yab Yum, Singel 295 (tel. 020/624-9503; open daily 8pm-4am), in a 17th-century canalside mansion, and named for a goddess of love from the Kama Sutra. The women, all well educated, well spoken, gorgeous, and between the ages of 18 and 24, are strictly moonlighting. Most are reportedly flight attendants, nurses, students, and housewives. The clientele is businessmen, jet-setters, and kinky couples into threesomes or orgies. A bouncer leads you up the stairs and rings a buzzer. An elegant man initiates you into the establishment's mysteries. The interior is replete with stalagmite chandeliers, pin-cushion red-velvet walls, gold encrustations, etched-glass nudes, a lounge with a splashing Venus fountain, and a U-shaped bar where the ladies perch on stools. The price: about 70€ ($88) to get in, and 200€ to 600€ ($250-$750) for champagne while you chat. Innocent entertainment and expense can stop there. If it doesn't, and you're able to pony up around 1,500€ ($1,875), you follow a faux leopard-skin carpet leading to luxury rooms fitted out like the extravagant whorehouses of Hollywood Westerns but with whirlpool tubs. ![]() Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 09-17-2007 at 06:46 PM. | |
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| il dolce far niente ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Captainheat you have copy and pasted from the advertising brochure of one of the world's most infamous rip-off scams for tourists. Not even abramovich would pay $2000 for an hour with a declasse dutch hussy (frankly it makes lampard look like an anorexic bargain). A man could acquire at least seven mexican wives (a mexican harem!) for the entrance fee alone. If these rambunctious young virgins are tasteless enough to parade themselves on television, they could equally easily find a hospitable women down at the local supermarket or, at least, a suitably crowded highstreet discount store. They need only shamelessly proposition every woman they see for a couple of hours and the laws of probability will look after the rest. |
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