Virgin Territory - Page 3

Dark Dude · 09-20-2007, 11:43 PM

11 out of 21

easier to tell eith guys, girls are so shady

**MissyO** · 09-21-2007, 12:25 AM

^ Same here.

**Plastic Flute** · 09-21-2007, 12:36 AM

21 of 21

**MissyO** · 09-21-2007, 12:46 AM

^ how many times did you take the test, though???

Captain Beefheart · 09-21-2007, 01:22 AM

Everyone on the left side is a virgin, except for the singer from the Countin Crows look-alike, the lizard one is also a virgin.

All the guys on the right side still live with their parents and are sick of hearing their mom's voice talking about conventional lifestyles and being dependable.

**Plastic Flute** · 09-21-2007, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissyO

^ how many times did you take the test, though???

Once
Oh BTW Miissy a Brandy New Josh Butt view is avail in joshtopia . ::

Captain Beefheart · 09-21-2007, 01:41 AM

Straight-edger, not a virgin, free-masonist, atheist, wizard apprentice, B cup lover, eats Simek's Italian Style Meatball for breakfast, bought a programmable remote control for a Maytag 240V swedish 70's model television from Ebay, bought a baby piano for the evening room even if he can only play "Moonlight Sonata" with one hand, likes to send emails to fashion magazines impersonating a fashion genius with many clothes and american jeans under the name Simon Kratzburg. Pathologically rambles in grumpy outbursts.

**Plastic Flute** · 09-21-2007, 01:53 AM

I am glad you posted your pic. I refuse to coment due to my pledge to you.
So How is the weather by you Beef ?

Captain Beefheart · 09-21-2007, 02:04 AM

Description: Clear. Warm.
Temperature: 78°F Comfort Level: 81°F
Wind:No wind
Last update: Fri 12:56 AM AST

I like different seasons for different reasons, but the only downfall of fall is allergies.

Fall in Jersey should be great for makeshift bonfires in a hobo can with your friends. Go ahead and make one this weekend, you'll feel so good about yourself. and you should. don't feel like a braggart! You should aspire to create great glowing lanterns of aluminum garbage cans; throwing sticks into them on a whim.

Dark Dude · 09-21-2007, 02:15 AM

cpt beef is sexy and smart.

Captain Beefheart · 09-21-2007, 03:07 AM

My greatest fear would be standing next to Monica Bellucci receiving my anual honorary Noble award with a boner. I'd probably say something like "boy am I excited!" or something else stupid funny to lighten the mood while imagining my boner was the horrible monster in Aliens trying to escape and kill everyone.

aloha · 09-21-2007, 05:24 AM

I´m starting to like you and your pics, Captain.
you don´t look that bad

Captain Beefheart · 09-21-2007, 06:03 PM

Are you named after those juices as seen in grocery stores? Because I just may consume you too!

But really the Captain plays World of Warcraft on my server, and he fixes my chainmail on the regular. Very amiable fellow.

PS: You seem to have been misguided, I am actually the cat from Inspector Gadget.

9 out of 21.

Samson The Cat · 09-21-2007, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

Everyone on the left side is a virgin, except for the singer from the Countin Crows look-alike, the lizard one is also a virgin.

There's different people every time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

My greatest fear would be standing next to Monica Bellucci receiving my anual honorary Noble award with a boner.

But that's not very likely. ...where do you get the ideas from for thought scenarios like this?

Captain Beefheart · 09-21-2007, 10:59 PM

Quote:

There's different people every time.

I know they randomize the pictures and at the same time I wonder who'd be stupid enuff to actually send theirs. But the whole test is a scam, First 10 pictures, everyone on the left=virgin, ladies/mixed, everyone on the right=virgin.

Trust me.

Quote:

But that's not very likely. ...where do you get the ideas from for thought scenarios like this?

In my dreams. Last month I had a dream that my girlfriend was casting healing spells on me after having a WoW marathon. But the recurring Noble award + Monica Bellucci presenting isn't that rare of an oddity.

Nathan8 · 09-24-2007, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissyO

^ Where the hell did you come from????

And I do believe you are correct on the male verification. Was the first thing I thought of when I saw this myself, especially since the dude on Dr Phil didn't look like no virgin to me.

Where the hell did I come from? Like as in have I ever posted in this forum before or what other forum did I come from? I think I might have posted in this forum like a year ago or longer. I come from the Kristin Kreuk forum. Anything else you would like to know?

Dark Dude · 09-24-2007, 03:52 AM

yeah, whos yo daddy and what does he do?

**MissyO** · 09-24-2007, 07:08 AM

What the Dude said.

Blackmask · 09-24-2007, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan8

Like as in have I ever posted in this forum before or what other forum did I come from? I think I might have posted in this forum like a year ago or longer.

You have indeed posted in here before....long ago.

I think that's before your reign of terror here started though Missy.

09-24-2007, 07:05 PM

Nathan's a legend, Missy. Way before you ever joined, Nathan was the MAN! Show some respect.

09-21-2007, 01:22 AM	#45 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,070 My Profile	Everyone on the left side is a virgin, except for the singer from the Countin Crows look-alike, the lizard one is also a virgin. All the guys on the right side still live with their parents and are sick of hearing their mom's voice talking about conventional lifestyles and being dependable. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 09-21-2007 at 01:26 AM.

09-21-2007, 01:41 AM	#47 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,070 My Profile	Straight-edger, not a virgin, free-masonist, atheist, wizard apprentice, B cup lover, eats Simek's Italian Style Meatball for breakfast, bought a programmable remote control for a Maytag 240V swedish 70's model television from Ebay, bought a baby piano for the evening room even if he can only play "Moonlight Sonata" with one hand, likes to send emails to fashion magazines impersonating a fashion genius with many clothes and american jeans under the name Simon Kratzburg. Pathologically rambles in grumpy outbursts. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 09-21-2007 at 02:06 AM.

09-20-2007, 11:43 PM	#41 (permalink)
Dark Dude sla-pus a bit-chus Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio Posts: 932 My Profile	11 out of 21 easier to tell eith guys, girls are so shady

09-21-2007, 12:25 AM	#42 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,202 My Profile	^ Same here.

09-21-2007, 12:36 AM	#43 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,792 My Profile	21 of 21

09-21-2007, 12:46 AM	#44 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,202 My Profile	^ how many times did you take the test, though???

09-21-2007, 01:53 AM	#48 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,792 My Profile	I am glad you posted your pic. I refuse to coment due to my pledge to you. So How is the weather by you Beef ?

09-21-2007, 02:04 AM	#49 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,070 My Profile	Description: Clear. Warm. Temperature: 78°F Comfort Level: 81°F Wind:No wind Last update: Fri 12:56 AM AST I like different seasons for different reasons, but the only downfall of fall is allergies. Fall in Jersey should be great for makeshift bonfires in a hobo can with your friends. Go ahead and make one this weekend, you'll feel so good about yourself. and you should. don't feel like a braggart! You should aspire to create great glowing lanterns of aluminum garbage cans; throwing sticks into them on a whim.

09-21-2007, 02:15 AM	#50 (permalink)
Dark Dude sla-pus a bit-chus Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio Posts: 932 My Profile	cpt beef is sexy and smart.

09-21-2007, 03:07 AM	#51 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,070 My Profile	My greatest fear would be standing next to Monica Bellucci receiving my anual honorary Noble award with a boner. I'd probably say something like "boy am I excited!" or something else stupid funny to lighten the mood while imagining my boner was the horrible monster in Aliens trying to escape and kill everyone.

09-21-2007, 05:24 AM	#52 (permalink)
aloha Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 18,388 My Profile	I´m starting to like you and your pics, Captain. you don´t look that bad

09-21-2007, 06:03 PM	#53 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,070 My Profile	Are you named after those juices as seen in grocery stores? Because I just may consume you too! But really the Captain plays World of Warcraft on my server, and he fixes my chainmail on the regular. Very amiable fellow. PS: You seem to have been misguided, I am actually the cat from Inspector Gadget. 9 out of 21.

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09-24-2007, 03:52 AM	#57 (permalink)
Dark Dude sla-pus a bit-chus Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio Posts: 932 My Profile	yeah, whos yo daddy and what does he do?

09-24-2007, 07:08 AM	#58 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,202 My Profile	What the Dude said.

09-24-2007, 07:05 PM	#60 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	Nathan's a legend, Missy. Way before you ever joined, Nathan was the MAN! Show some respect.