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**MissyO** · 09-19-2007, 06:52 AM

Nokitty challenges Pez. Nokitty.

**Ophelia** · 09-19-2007, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

OP I think your cat may have found his way to my uni.

I have dishonored my dogs. :(

OMG that does like like my cat! FrEaKy.

True Dat BMN - phuck google, I need to go to the library and get a book. Thankfully she's using her litter box again but still...

aloha · 09-19-2007, 07:43 AM

is that really Beefy in that pic??

Keri · 09-19-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

I know the difference between "wet" cat food and the plain one. The wetone will hurt their teeth more, they need the dryfood to clean the teeth.

Dry cat food may be good for their little teeth but it's also made every cat I've had hurl for England.

Nothing worse than having to clear cat puke up on a Sunday morning. Avoid dry food at all costs, buy them a teeny tiny toothbrush instead.

**Plastic Flute** · 09-19-2007, 03:01 PM

I feel the urge to brag about my canary Jim. He is awesome an can sing like the WB frog.

**Ophelia** · 09-19-2007, 03:08 PM

lets see him.

**Plastic Flute** · 09-19-2007, 03:12 PM

I have to take one. Dam that cat really does look like yours. Ive never seen a cat that looks like yours OP..Now Ive seen 2

**Ophelia** · 09-19-2007, 03:21 PM

my cat is odd looking cat.

**Plastic Flute** · 09-19-2007, 03:26 PM

I think shes cool looking. I agree with Missy ,,def. Siamese in her.

Captain Beefheart · 09-20-2007, 01:49 AM

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Nokitty challenges Pez. Nokitty.

Thailand revolves, like most Asian countries, around the concept of face, having it and losing it. Police officers who break rules are actually been forced to wear Hello Kitty bracelets. True dat.

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Dry cat food may be good for their little teeth but it's also made every cat I've had hurl for England.

What really peeves me about cats is how selective their eating habits are. I feed her about two hands worth of dry food which should be about enuff for a cat her size and she always leaves bits on the plate. She comes back in the afternoon and the food is still there on the plate but she won't eat it. You have to clear the whole plate and get her fresh one.

Freaking food digger.

**Ophelia** · 09-21-2007, 05:08 PM

the cat fled yesterday (and yes, this time its really gone...I think ...*now remembering Bill's story*). So, I think maybe she was was a wanderer or something, to be honest I had the feeling I was keeping her against her will. sort of. oh, who knows...maybe she'll comeback.

aloha · 09-21-2007, 05:21 PM

so, your cat is really gone? away, forever?

that´s sad. I´m sorry for you

Captain Beefheart · 09-21-2007, 05:26 PM

Ophelia. Tell your children not to worry, uncle Beefheart is on his way to ATL and he will dress as Spongebob Squarepants for them and perform his magic routine which only lasts about 20 minutes until he runs out of shuffling card tricks.

**Ophelia** · 09-21-2007, 06:43 PM

^No that will not do, if you come dressed as spongebob they will demand that you dehydratre yourself to near death and then they will take you out into the yard and spray you with the hose to watch you swell back to life.

**Jocasta** · 09-21-2007, 06:49 PM

I'd demand that of Beefy anyway, Spongebob costume or no.

My cat went too, after his "partner" died after nearly 20 years together. I don't think he could stand the solitude so he moved to the house opposite where there was another cat.

Captain Beefheart · 09-21-2007, 11:39 PM

I could also dress myself as a wounded civil war soldier and fight your husband on a modern day revision of the Civil War with lightsabers.

Can I be the north?

But seriously don't fret it out, the kids are probably driving you through the roof right now but try to make them understand cats aren't really meant to be domesticated. Get them sum gold fishs to sway away their momentary loss.

**Ophelia** · 09-22-2008, 06:29 PM

B!tch is preggers again. My hubby takes her to get spayed about 5 weeks ago, the vet says, she's knocked up what do you want to do? Meaning...kitty abortion or no kitty abortion. The hubby can't take the pressure (men) says no thank you and bolts. So now...more kittins on the way. GEESUS!!!!!!!!!!! what a little hore.

**Plastic Flute** · 09-22-2008, 11:58 PM

Oh crap

**Jocasta** · 09-23-2008, 01:20 AM

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My hubby takes her to get spayed about 5 weeks ago, the vet says, she's knocked up what do you want to do?

Sue their asses!!

**MissyO** · 09-23-2008, 03:47 PM

Oh dear......

How are the last kittens doing? Its funny, I was going to ask the other day.

09-19-2007, 03:12 PM	#87 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,787 My Profile	I have to take one. Dam that cat really does look like yours. Ive never seen a cat that looks like yours OP..Now Ive seen 2 Last edited by Plastic Flute : 09-19-2007 at 03:15 PM.

09-19-2007, 06:52 AM	#81 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,202 My Profile	Nokitty challenges Pez. Nokitty.

09-19-2007, 07:43 AM	#83 (permalink)
aloha Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 18,388 My Profile	is that really Beefy in that pic??

09-19-2007, 03:01 PM	#85 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,787 My Profile	I feel the urge to brag about my canary Jim. He is awesome an can sing like the WB frog.

09-19-2007, 03:08 PM	#86 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,235 My Profile	lets see him.

09-19-2007, 03:21 PM	#88 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,235 My Profile	my cat is odd looking cat.

09-19-2007, 03:26 PM	#89 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,787 My Profile	I think shes cool looking. I agree with Missy ,,def. Siamese in her.

09-21-2007, 05:08 PM	#91 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,235 My Profile	the cat fled yesterday (and yes, this time its really gone...I think ...now remembering Bill's story). So, I think maybe she was was a wanderer or something, to be honest I had the feeling I was keeping her against her will. sort of. oh, who knows...maybe she'll comeback.

09-21-2007, 05:21 PM	#92 (permalink)
aloha Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 18,388 My Profile	so, your cat is really gone? away, forever? that´s sad. I´m sorry for you

09-21-2007, 05:26 PM	#93 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,064 My Profile	Ophelia. Tell your children not to worry, uncle Beefheart is on his way to ATL and he will dress as Spongebob Squarepants for them and perform his magic routine which only lasts about 20 minutes until he runs out of shuffling card tricks.

09-21-2007, 06:43 PM	#94 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,235 My Profile	^No that will not do, if you come dressed as spongebob they will demand that you dehydratre yourself to near death and then they will take you out into the yard and spray you with the hose to watch you swell back to life.

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09-21-2007, 06:49 PM	#95 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,558 My Profile	I'd demand that of Beefy anyway, Spongebob costume or no. My cat went too, after his "partner" died after nearly 20 years together. I don't think he could stand the solitude so he moved to the house opposite where there was another cat.

09-21-2007, 11:39 PM	#96 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,064 My Profile	I could also dress myself as a wounded civil war soldier and fight your husband on a modern day revision of the Civil War with lightsabers. Can I be the north? But seriously don't fret it out, the kids are probably driving you through the roof right now but try to make them understand cats aren't really meant to be domesticated. Get them sum gold fishs to sway away their momentary loss.

09-22-2008, 06:29 PM	#97 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,235 My Profile	B!tch is preggers again. My hubby takes her to get spayed about 5 weeks ago, the vet says, she's knocked up what do you want to do? Meaning...kitty abortion or no kitty abortion. The hubby can't take the pressure (men) says no thank you and bolts. So now...more kittins on the way. GEESUS!!!!!!!!!!! what a little hore.

09-22-2008, 11:58 PM	#98 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,787 My Profile	Oh crap

09-23-2008, 03:47 PM	#100 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,202 My Profile	Oh dear...... How are the last kittens doing? Its funny, I was going to ask the other day.