First Biology Class

**Val** · 09-03-2009, 03:23 PM

Hello!
I'm the Professor Val!

Today I'll introduce the first biology class to all Fanhost. Everybody is invited to watch the class.

This is a snow dog. Do you know why this dog is using sun glasses? There's a reason for that. The dog is not using this glasses just to be super beautiful on the pic. If you know, please keep your answer with you to the next class.

Wild horses! But one is on the snow and the other on the beach. I prefer the beach of course.

This is a wild cat. It's probably amused with the camera. Cats are very curious.

Birds with different species.

This is a Leone delighting in a sunny day. The leone and the lion have this same behavior. Evidently there's also an explanation for the fact.

Is this a human feeling? Perhaps, but this little dog wants to please the owner with a simple flower.

A green snake??? Yep!!! Wants to know why this is a green animal? On the next class.

This is Missy hungry! COF COF COF ....

sorry students ... back to the class ... This behavior is easily seen by wolves, wild dogs, jackals and derivatives and can mean several things.

Three small Siamese cats. Why are they with the left paw slightly raised? Not to beg.

This is a Bengal tiger. It seems tame, huh? Just seems.

This is a rare scene.

This is another!!!

This is a cat home. Interesting how it drinks water in a faucet.

Toothache. This is not a normal situation but it can happen.

???

This is also not a normal situation. Puppies paw alone. Probably the mother is around.

**Val** · 09-03-2009, 03:23 PM

The chameleon. Always in disguise.

What they are looking at? The next Nasa launching?

This is an otter! It is a terrestrial mammal also with aquatic habits. Very beautiful.

Kakashi sensei's wolf.

This is a "OH MY GOD" beautiful baby sea lion!

They are completely harmless. Hence the ease with which predators have to master it.

Seems a human, isn't it?

This is called the "mating dance".

This is another form.

Could you please sign the presence list? On the next class, I'll make questions about this content.
ATTENTION:

only for the names on the list. The absences must be justified directly with me.

**Val** · 09-03-2009, 03:24 PM

Presence list:

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**Camino** · 09-03-2009, 05:05 PM

I'm here

**MSFixR** · 09-03-2009, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Val

Presence list:

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**Camino** · 09-03-2009, 05:35 PM

Do we get an "A", for showing up?

**Val** · 09-03-2009, 05:46 PM

Cami, please, do not mess the class up!

Follow the list:

1- Camino
2- MSFixr (auditing)
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I'll be here for more some minutes before I go to the VectraClube meeting.
Any doubts just ask!

**Camino** · 09-03-2009, 05:57 PM

I did ask & got in trouble!
Fine, a class where you don't ask questions!
I'm cutting class tomorrow!

FireBird · 09-03-2009, 09:02 PM

*thows a spit ball at Val's forhead*

I want my money back. I'm switching to law.

**Val** · 09-04-2009, 03:38 PM

Ermmmmm ...

back to the class:
Anyone else will sign the list?

FireBird · 09-05-2009, 07:54 AM

fine, sign me up. But I get to bring booze into class.

And yes, I'll share.

**Plastic Flute** · 09-05-2009, 08:00 PM

Me
Oh Val: I had to get a battery for my car I was so upset. I wish you lived in NJ)

**Camino** · 09-05-2009, 08:05 PM

Which days do we show up for class?

**Val** · 09-06-2009, 01:31 AM

^ Today is a good day!

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Originally Posted by FireBird

fine, sign me up.

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Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

Me

Done!

Follow the presence list:

1- Camino
2- MSFixr (auditing)
3- Eros
4- Plastic Flute
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

Oh Val: I had to get a battery for my car I was so upset. I wish you lived in NJ)

Don't speak low, or I can't listen to you.
Go to my forum and ask whatever you want there, ok? Here is a biology class. In a close future, I'll teach automotive classes!

Back to the class!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Val

This is a snow dog. Do you know why this dog is using sun glasses? There's a reason for that. The dog is not using this glasses just to be super beautiful on the pic. If you know, please keep your answer with you to the next class.

As nobody replied to this, here is the explanation:
despite the dog and other animals see black and white with some red tones, but the sunlight reflected in the mirror of snow is highly detrimental to the vision of humans and animals in general. So the owner was concerned about your pet and protected it with sunglasses.
If anyone else wants to add something to this, feel free to do it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Val

A green snake??? Yep!!! Wants to know why this is a green animal? On the next class.

So this is the case:
The green of reptiles, due to the fact that camouflage themselves among the green leaves of the trees to hunt prey. But this is a predator. For the victims, the process of camouflage is the same and works very well.

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Originally Posted by Val

???

Could anyone try to explain this?
Junior please, try you!
What they are doing? A tug of war?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Val

Kakashi sensei's wolf.

Do you know why?

pretty easy, huh? I'm a good professor!

Ok ... see you on the next class.
And please, sign the presence list.

FireBird · 09-06-2009, 02:04 AM

I'm FireBird, you Brazilian tranny. Get it right.

**Jocasta** · 09-07-2009, 03:46 AM

Sign me up.

Follow the presence list:

1- Camino
2- MSFixr (auditing)
3- Eros
4- Plastic Flute
5- Jocasta
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**Camino** · 09-07-2009, 01:09 PM

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Can anyone try to explain this?
What they are doing? A tug of war?

I believe those are groundhogs (hard to tell for sure without see their tails) & that is what you would call "groundhog foreplay"

**Val** · 09-08-2009, 04:49 PM

Very good.
Let's prepare ourselves for the next class.

**Camino** · 09-08-2009, 04:58 PM

Was I right? or that sounds like a good guess to you?

**Val** · 09-08-2009, 09:05 PM

Yes, you are!

This is for you: CLICKY!

You are a good student!

Follow the list to the next class tomorrow!

1- Camino
2- MSFixr (auditing)
3- Ikki
4- Plastic Flute
5- mummy
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09-03-2009, 03:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 9,538 My Profile	First Biology Class Hello! I'm the Professor Val! Today I'll introduce the first biology class to all Fanhost. Everybody is invited to watch the class. This is a snow dog. Do you know why this dog is using sun glasses? There's a reason for that. The dog is not using this glasses just to be super beautiful on the pic. If you know, please keep your answer with you to the next class. Wild horses! But one is on the snow and the other on the beach. I prefer the beach of course. This is a wild cat. It's probably amused with the camera. Cats are very curious. Birds with different species. This is a Leone delighting in a sunny day. The leone and the lion have this same behavior. Evidently there's also an explanation for the fact. Is this a human feeling? Perhaps, but this little dog wants to please the owner with a simple flower. A green snake??? Yep!!! Wants to know why this is a green animal? On the next class. This is Missy hungry! COF COF COF .... sorry students ... back to the class ... This behavior is easily seen by wolves, wild dogs, jackals and derivatives and can mean several things. Three small Siamese cats. Why are they with the left paw slightly raised? Not to beg. This is a Bengal tiger. It seems tame, huh? Just seems. This is a rare scene. This is another!!! This is a cat home. Interesting how it drinks water in a faucet. Toothache. This is not a normal situation but it can happen. ??? This is also not a normal situation. Puppies paw alone. Probably the mother is around. Last edited by Val; 09-03-2009 at 04:22 PM..

09-03-2009, 03:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 9,538 My Profile	The chameleon. Always in disguise. What they are looking at? The next Nasa launching? This is an otter! It is a terrestrial mammal also with aquatic habits. Very beautiful. Kakashi sensei's wolf. This is a "OH MY GOD" beautiful baby sea lion! They are completely harmless. Hence the ease with which predators have to master it. Seems a human, isn't it? This is called the "mating dance". This is another form. Could you please sign the presence list? On the next class, I'll make questions about this content. ATTENTION: only for the names on the list. The absences must be justified directly with me. Last edited by Val; 09-03-2009 at 04:25 PM..

09-03-2009, 05:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 9,538 My Profile	Cami, please, do not mess the class up! Follow the list: 1- Camino 2- MSFixr (auditing) 3- 4- 5- 6- 7- 8- 9- 10- 11- 12- I'll be here for more some minutes before I go to the VectraClube meeting. Any doubts just ask! Last edited by Val; 09-03-2009 at 05:49 PM..

09-03-2009, 09:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
FireBird Get some! Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 456 My Profile	thows a spit ball at Val's forhead I want my money back. I'm switching to law. Last edited by FireBird; 09-03-2009 at 09:02 PM..

09-05-2009, 07:54 AM	#11 (permalink)
FireBird Get some! Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 456 My Profile	fine, sign me up. But I get to bring booze into class. And yes, I'll share. Last edited by FireBird; 09-05-2009 at 07:55 AM..

09-03-2009, 03:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 9,538 My Profile	Presence list: 1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7- 8- 9- 10-

09-03-2009, 05:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Camino Triple the Pleasure!... Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,872 My Profile	I'm here

09-03-2009, 05:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Camino Triple the Pleasure!... Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,872 My Profile	Do we get an "A", for showing up?

09-03-2009, 05:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
Camino Triple the Pleasure!... Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,872 My Profile	I did ask & got in trouble! Fine, a class where you don't ask questions! I'm cutting class tomorrow!

09-04-2009, 03:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 9,538 My Profile	Ermmmmm ... back to the class: Anyone else will sign the list?

09-05-2009, 08:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 16,766 My Profile	Me *Oh Val: I had to get a battery for my car I was so upset. I wish you lived in NJ)* Last edited by Plastic Flute; 09-05-2009 at 08:02 PM..

09-05-2009, 08:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
Camino Triple the Pleasure!... Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,872 My Profile	Which days do we show up for class?

09-06-2009, 02:04 AM	#15 (permalink)
FireBird Get some! Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 456 My Profile	I'm FireBird, you Brazilian tranny. Get it right. Last edited by FireBird; 09-06-2009 at 02:05 AM..

09-07-2009, 03:46 AM	#16 (permalink)
Jocasta Josh&Hart&Nett. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 21,214 My Profile	Sign me up. Follow the presence list: 1- Camino 2- MSFixr (auditing) 3- Eros 4- Plastic Flute 5- Jocasta 6- 7- 8- 9- 10- 11- 12-

09-08-2009, 04:49 PM	#18 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 9,538 My Profile	Very good. Let's prepare ourselves for the next class.

09-08-2009, 04:58 PM	#19 (permalink)
Camino Triple the Pleasure!... Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,872 My Profile	Was I right? or that sounds like a good guess to you?

09-08-2009, 09:05 PM	#20 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 9,538 My Profile	Yes, you are! This is for you: CLICKY! You are a good student! Follow the list to the next class tomorrow! 1- Camino 2- MSFixr (auditing) 3- Ikki 4- Plastic Flute 5- mummy 6- 7- 8- 9- 10- 11- 12-

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