New Song

[Spin Teacher]

Here's one of the multiple original songs I've got lined up for about 3 brand new videos coming out this summer. The singer songwriter is Lena Gabrielle, and this will be used in a Pain For Laughs video soon.

[Val]

[Spin Teacher]

I wish I had those smilies back when I ran the jokes forum.

[Phobos]

I bet she drives a prius, has a macbook, is going "green," supports homos, and all that other new-age crap that I am tired of. Seriously, who cares about global warming? I'll be dead a billion years + before it happens. I will keep polluting the air and not recycle just to spite these morons.

Forgot to add to the phobos hate list:

Iphone, ipod, indie music, vintage clothing, no jewelry, sending foreign aid to Africa (I actually have a good reason not to but that is another thread), talking about "opening minds" crap, being politically correct, against deathrow but for abortion, don't buy blood diamonds (who cares? this is America, not Africa. I didn't ask to be born in America. I will buy as many diamonds as I want... when I can afford to), et cetera... I am tired of these morons and she fits the bill with her new-age video posting on youtube crap. Not to mention that giddy, happy go lucky smile, and I bet she watches American Idol and the Office... I hate web 2.0.

I'll add more to this list since I am irritated by the fact I was told I am doing no good to the Earth... More list of hate:

• Energy efficient cars
  
• Marry Xmas (that sounds stupid)
  
• No actual love on Christmas day, it is about materialistic items and not about family now.
  
• No spanking children (I am not going to let my future child get away with anything)
  
• Hopping on the marijuana smoking bandwagon
  
• Pro-Obama morons (I voted for the guy but these morons are starting to irritate me with Obama this and that, and with their new-age debate skills)
  
• Thinking it is cool to listen to horrible Jazz that sounds like some tired-ass garage band.
  
• Coffee shops
  
• Macbooks (I seriously hate seeing Macbooks, so they were mentioned a second time)
  
• Flipflops
  
• Plaid dresses on women and bangs (new-age indie look)
  
• Eating healthy (I'll eat what I want because A), I am not fat and, B) I don't care about dying early)
  
• This new-age hate on conservatives. Are they that bad? No. (I hate the liberal party)
  
• Hate on Fox networks
  
• Grammar/spelling bitches (can i make my mistakes, or intentional mishaps without being corrected?) Another new-age thing is to be intellectual now. on to that in the next hate item...
  
• intellectualism... now it's cool to be smart and when you look up into the sky and talk about stars you're labeled, "smart". the word lost its meaning. these morons are bordeline retarded.
  
• using the "right" punctuation. from now on i use lower-case.
  
• all this new-age hipster stuff, i despise.

[solo1]

[*]Energy efficient cars

Then don't buy one, but don't hold it against people who want to use less petrol, or save money on it. Maybe you should just design your own car, like Neil Young did. A Lincoln Continental with 100 miles to the gallon?

[*]Marry Xmas (that sounds stupid)[*]No actual love on Christmas day, it is about materialistic items and not about family now.

Agreed. Christmas is stupid.

[*]No spanking children (I am not going to let my future child get away with anything)

You shouldn't let your child get away with anything. That doesn't mean you get to smack it around.

[*]Hopping on the marijuana smoking bandwagon

Agreed. It's a complete waste of time and money.

[*]Pro-Obama morons (I voted for the guy but these morons are starting to irritate me with Obama this and that, and with their new-age debate skills)

I don't get the whole Obama's-a-god thing. He's still a right-wing American politician.

[*]Thinking it is cool to listen to horrible Jazz that sounds like some tired-ass garage band.[*]Coffee shops[*]Macbooks (I seriously hate seeing Macbooks, so they were mentioned a second time)[*]Flipflops

Agreed. People need to understand what jazz means.

[*]Plaid dresses on women and bangs (new-age indie look)

You'd be amazed how tolerant of weird clothes choices you'd be if she was banging you.

[*]Eating healthy (I'll eat what I want because A), I am not fat and, B) I don't care about dying early)

Enjoy your diabetes. It won't kill you. Not at first. First you'll feel tired and start getting mild but unexplainable headaches. Then you'll start getting thirsty. You'll be drinking a lot more than you should. You might lose weight. After a few months or even years, your vision will slowly get worse and worse. You'll feel a tingling in your limbs as they get more and more numb. By the time you actually do start to care about dying early, it's too late. They'll have to cut off your legs, and maybe take out one of your eyes.

[*]This new-age hate on conservatives. Are they that bad? No. (I hate the liberal party)

Yes, they are that bad. It's not that they have different opinions or whatever, it's that they are allowed to vote.

[*]Hate on Fox networks

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that you can't see the problem with Fox News. For those of us who understand how to work out if something is factual information or not, Fox News is laughable. I don't "hate" it though.

[*]Grammar/spelling bitches (can i make my mistakes, or intentional mishaps without being corrected?) Another new-age thing is to be intellectual now. on to that in the next hate item...

I would never correct someone's spelling or grammar unless A) it interfered with the meaning of a sentence or B) that person was correcting someone else's grammar or grammar. Then it's funny.

[*]intellectualism... now it's cool to be smart and when you look up into the sky and talk about stars you're labeled, "smart". the word lost its meaning. these morons are bordeline retarded.

Intellectualism is, by definition, not borderline retarded. What is borderline retarded, however, also by definition, is anti-intellectualism.

[*]using the "right" punctuation. from now on i use lower-case.

At the risk of being regarded as "intellectual" by comparison, punctuation is not about using capital letters. It's about commas and full stops and question marks and so on.

[*]all this new-age hipster stuff, i despise.

Agreed. Any sort of fashion trend is temporary though. We should take comfort from that. Soon, they'll be onto something else, and we can hate on that instead.

[Jocasta]

That's a lot of hate to have burdening anyone.

[Phobos]

Originally Posted by solo1

Then don't buy one, but don't hold it against people who want to use less petrol, or save money on it. Maybe you should just design your own car, like Neil Young did. A Lincoln Continental with 100 miles to the gallon?

Agreed. Christmas is stupid.

You shouldn't let your child get away with anything. That doesn't mean you get to smack it around.

Agreed. It's a complete waste of time and money.

I don't get the whole Obama's-a-god thing. He's still a right-wing American politician.

Agreed. People need to understand what jazz means.

You'd be amazed how tolerant of weird clothes choices you'd be if she was banging you.

Enjoy your diabetes. It won't kill you. Not at first. First you'll feel tired and start getting mild but unexplainable headaches. Then you'll start getting thirsty. You'll be drinking a lot more than you should. You might lose weight. After a few months or even years, your vision will slowly get worse and worse. You'll feel a tingling in your limbs as they get more and more numb. By the time you actually do start to care about dying early, it's too late. They'll have to cut off your legs, and maybe take out one of your eyes.

Yes, they are that bad. It's not that they have different opinions or whatever, it's that they are allowed to vote.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that you can't see the problem with Fox News. For those of us who understand how to work out if something is factual information or not, Fox News is laughable. I don't "hate" it though.

I would never correct someone's spelling or grammar unless A) it interfered with the meaning of a sentence or B) that person was correcting someone else's grammar or grammar. Then it's funny.

Intellectualism is, by definition, not borderline retarded. What is borderline retarded, however, also by definition, is anti-intellectualism.

At the risk of being regarded as "intellectual" by comparison, punctuation is not about using capital letters. It's about commas and full stops and question marks and so on.

Agreed. Any sort of fashion trend is temporary though. We should take comfort from that. Soon, they'll be onto something else, and we can hate on that instead.

you're right on every point there, solo1.

[Spin Teacher]

I really don't care what care she drives or 90% of the stuff you mentioned. All I know is that she's a nice girl, who helped me out with a project. And that I enjoy her music probably because she seems to be into the same type of music/media.

[Phobos]

Well, too bad for you as you're the one posting videos...

[solo1]

Originally Posted by Phobos

you're right on every point there, solo1.

May I direct the right honourable gentleman to http://www.solo1y.com/errors.htm, section II, point 1.

[Phobos]

i agree with your wonderful site as well. it makes sense to me. now i finally understand.

[solo1]

*sigh*

As I explained on that page, sarcastically pretending to agree with me doesn't work after I've effectively dealt with all your arguments.

But at least you're trying.

[Phobos]

why try when solo1 is on hand with an amazing intellectual capacity? i don't need any stinkin' books when solo1 is around.

[Plastic Flute]

If my cat was up a tree & saw me ,He would jump on my head ,than lead me to his food bowl for me to fill it up. (He's always hungry)That would make me laugh and maybe give me some pain.

[solo1]

Originally Posted by Phobos

why try when solo1 is on hand with an amazing intellectual capacity? i don't need any stinkin' books when solo1 is around.

Yeah. Reading's for losers. Why bother reading when you know everything already right?

[Phobos]

i already know everything. what is the point in reading books? what literature? that sucks. i am not too into art and the like as i like things based in a more nonfictional based world. reading peoples bio's? i could care-less about reading autobiographies, like i am interested in their crappy lives. if it isn't going to help me with my future endeavors, it isn't worth reading unless it makes me laugh. but that is why i pick up articles on the latest happenings in africa. crazy africans...

[lobby]

Originally Posted by Phobos

I bet she drives a prius, has a macbook, is going "green," supports homos, and all that other new-age crap that I am tired of. Seriously, who cares about global warming? I'll be dead a billion years + before it happens. I will keep polluting the air and not recycle just to spite these morons.

Forgot to add to the phobos hate list:

Iphone, ipod, indie music, vintage clothing, no jewelry, sending foreign aid to Africa (I actually have a good reason not to but that is another thread), talking about "opening minds" crap, being politically correct, against deathrow but for abortion, don't buy blood diamonds (who cares? this is America, not Africa. I didn't ask to be born in America. I will buy as many diamonds as I want... when I can afford to), et cetera... I am tired of these morons and she fits the bill with her new-age video posting on youtube crap. Not to mention that giddy, happy go lucky smile, and I bet she watches American Idol and the Office... I hate web 2.0.

I'll add more to this list since I am irritated by the fact I was told I am doing no good to the Earth... More list of hate:

• Energy efficient cars
  
• Marry Xmas (that sounds stupid)
  
• No actual love on Christmas day, it is about materialistic items and not about family now.
  
• No spanking children (I am not going to let my future child get away with anything)
  
• Hopping on the marijuana smoking bandwagon
  
• Pro-Obama morons (I voted for the guy but these morons are starting to irritate me with Obama this and that, and with their new-age debate skills)
  
• Thinking it is cool to listen to horrible Jazz that sounds like some tired-ass garage band.
  
• Coffee shops
  
• Macbooks (I seriously hate seeing Macbooks, so they were mentioned a second time)
  
• Flipflops
  
• Plaid dresses on women and bangs (new-age indie look)
  
• Eating healthy (I'll eat what I want because A), I am not fat and, B) I don't care about dying early)
  
• This new-age hate on conservatives. Are they that bad? No. (I hate the liberal party)
  
• Hate on Fox networks
  
• Grammar/spelling bitches (can i make my mistakes, or intentional mishaps without being corrected?) Another new-age thing is to be intellectual now. on to that in the next hate item...
  
• intellectualism... now it's cool to be smart and when you look up into the sky and talk about stars you're labeled, "smart". the word lost its meaning. these morons are bordeline retarded.
  
• using the "right" punctuation. from now on i use lower-case.
  
• all this new-age hipster stuff, i despise.

tl;dr

are you a virgin

[Phobos]

apparently not.

[lobby]

i didn't think so, you have a way with words

[Phobos]

weren't you and your boyfriend banned? what the hell happened to him? or are you actually solo1 posing as a woman online again?