07-15-2008, 01:31 AM
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| Asistnt. Regional Manager   |  Imagine my surprise when I learned that a peanut is not a nut, but a Legume. It digs its fruit into the ground to mature. HA! Quote:
Carbonated water, that's it. And no substitute for Cane sugar, either. P.S. Real talk.  MILTON!  Last edited by Jim Halpert; 07-15-2008 at 01:33 AM.. | |
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07-15-2008, 01:42 AM
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| Mu nótahu  | There's no coke in the mojito CHINGADO Halpert! I was talking about the cubatas(coke, rum, lemons). What Capdevila is masterfully handling with his shoulder while doing the classic 1-2 step i've done this before dance is a cubata. And I'll challenge Hamelin off to a youtube funnay. Here's my first blow with a breakdown: Old guy breaks rare useless plastic chachke into ten million pieces, nerd quells panic. Now someone probably watched that and thought to himself" "Why is that funnay Beefy". Well. There are multiple important aspects of this video that deserve consideration for funniest video on the internet. First is the dynamic between the host and the old man. Clearly this is some kind of government-financed public access TV show, but it achieves a level of authenticity rarely seen in modern media. I could imagine that he's a never-married New England high school science teacher who frequently loses his keys and re-watches "Gettysburg" twice a year. The host is a passionate drama student who ran and lost the race for student council. They bonded through the potato root experiment. This little plastic thing was brought in as a special treat for Clive (I shall call him Clive). Really masterful and transcendent, they may in fact both be russian spies who studied american sitcoms to find the most boring and forgettable characters possible, and then came up with this pair. Clearly our professor is nervous, his hands are shaking but he's doing an admirable job of keeping himself together. This is his big moment. Rare camera, public access TV show... I mean this is really as good as it's gonna get for this guy, and he's holding it down. You feel for him, and get invested in his success. Then, bang. It breaks. But it doesn't just break. It shatters into a rain of plastic bits!. I still can't really understand how this happens. It almost spontaneously combusts, like it had been waiting for the right moment to explode into a thousand pieces. The reactions are gold. This dude only swears on very special occasions. It's a rare thing for him. He catches himself first, but then when he realizes what a catastrophe that was, he lets out one of the most genuine "sh!it"s ever uttered. From that point onward he goes into shock. There's a sense of defeat, it looks like he's reliving every s!hitty moment of his life. To save the day, Clive begins some of the most awkward damage control freestyle hosting you'll ever see. "uhhh, are you done with that?" |
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07-15-2008, 01:42 AM
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| ICHiBAN HoOT  | Quote:
Oh Ok. you are right. Cant force funny is true. But me an Missy thought it was funny. Still is id say Either lite up or leave me alone. | |
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07-15-2008, 04:26 AM
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| Love Charlie Babbitt  | Quote:
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Stick to dancing on the rum, Beefy baby... seems you can't handle your drink or your words.  Now that's real talk... LULZ Jim. | ||
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