GNATS

**Plastic Flute** · 07-09-2008, 01:24 AM

Please tell me that I am not the only one killing GNATS off my comp screen. My thumb is on killing squishing overload.
Is yours?

**Jocasta** · 07-09-2008, 02:35 AM

No, my thumb would never attack another living soul.

**MSFixR** · 07-09-2008, 09:44 AM

Are you sure they aren't fruit flies?

**Plastic Flute** · 07-09-2008, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocasta

No, my thumb would never attack another living soul.

I wouldnt think twice about knocking out a lobster with a frozen stick of butter. I have no crustacean sympathy.

No fruitfly boy they were gnats. I dont think gnats have eyes. Well none of ones I killed had orange eyes.

**MSFixR** · 07-09-2008, 02:11 PM

Ok entomologist girl, keep decimating the gnat population.

**Jocasta** · 07-09-2008, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSFixR

Are you sure they aren't fruit flies?

Why, is Hoot's pc an Apple?!

1/10 soz.

**MSFixR** · 07-09-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocasta

Why, is Hoot's pc an Apple?!

1/10 soz.

-10

**Jocasta** · 07-09-2008, 02:17 PM

minus 10 is a bit harsh, especially when you consider the standard of jokes in that forum.

**MSFixR** · 07-09-2008, 02:19 PM

-10+5=-5 Ok?

**Jocasta** · 07-09-2008, 02:20 PM

**Plastic Flute** · 07-09-2008, 05:52 PM

I Likey 10/10
Such a grumpy lil puppy he is right Kate?

**MSFixR** · 07-09-2008, 06:33 PM

I got my car back; all is right with the world.

**Jocasta** · 07-09-2008, 06:38 PM

So what does my joke score now?

**MSFixR** · 07-09-2008, 06:40 PM

Sorry Jo, your joke still doesn't rate.

**Plastic Flute** · 07-12-2008, 12:45 AM

First your comp.,than your car. You have one more drama to go .Than you are done

**MSFixR** · 07-12-2008, 07:55 AM

To compensate, I had lunch at the garden yesterday and spent some time smelling the roses.

**Plastic Flute** · 07-14-2008, 10:44 PM

What? No Tulips that you couldnt tip toe thru?

**MSFixR** · 07-15-2008, 06:02 AM

The tulips are spent. Lots of lilies (asiatic and day) and gladioli. Niki has been on display for awhile also.

Wolf · 07-15-2008, 08:16 AM

Wow, spray your home.

**Plastic Flute** · 07-17-2008, 07:03 PM

Niki -OMg Ok

What ever happened to good old fashion St. Francis Statues.

07-09-2008, 01:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,837 My Profile	GNATS Please tell me that I am not the only one killing GNATS off my comp screen. My thumb is on killing squishing overload. Is yours? Last edited by Plastic Flute : 07-09-2008 at 01:35 AM.

07-09-2008, 02:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,617 My Profile	Meh.

07-14-2008, 10:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,837 My Profile	What? No Tulips that you couldnt tip toe thru? Last edited by Plastic Flute : 07-14-2008 at 10:49 PM.

07-17-2008, 07:03 PM	#20 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,837 My Profile	Niki -OMg Ok What ever happened to good old fashion St. Francis Statues. Last edited by Plastic Flute : 07-17-2008 at 07:09 PM.

07-09-2008, 02:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,617 My Profile	No, my thumb would never attack another living soul.

07-09-2008, 09:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,585 My Profile	Are you sure they aren't fruit flies?

07-09-2008, 02:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,585 My Profile	Ok entomologist girl, keep decimating the gnat population.

07-09-2008, 02:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,617 My Profile	minus 10 is a bit harsh, especially when you consider the standard of jokes in that forum.

07-09-2008, 02:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,585 My Profile	-10+5=-5 Ok?

07-09-2008, 05:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,837 My Profile	I Likey 10/10 Such a grumpy lil puppy he is right Kate?

07-09-2008, 06:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,585 My Profile	I got my car back; all is right with the world.

07-09-2008, 06:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,617 My Profile	So what does my joke score now?

07-09-2008, 06:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,585 My Profile	Sorry Jo, your joke still doesn't rate.

07-12-2008, 12:45 AM	#15 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,837 My Profile	First your comp.,than your car. You have one more drama to go .Than you are done

07-12-2008, 07:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,585 My Profile	To compensate, I had lunch at the garden yesterday and spent some time smelling the roses.

07-15-2008, 06:02 AM	#18 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,585 My Profile	The tulips are spent. Lots of lilies (asiatic and day) and gladioli. Niki has been on display for awhile also.

07-15-2008, 08:16 AM	#19 (permalink)
Wolf The Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,146 My Profile	Wow, spray your home.