Crotch of the Day. 1. - Page 3

**Plastic Flute** · 07-02-2008, 07:11 PM

And Becks is packing a mighty fine lunch.
Now if Josh was the it boy. OMFG

**Plastic Flute** · 07-02-2008, 07:39 PM

DARKO has no shame in having a box of tissues on his comp. desk. he digs this add.

Captain Beefheart · 07-02-2008, 08:22 PM

darko's too busy esearching the viagra like effects on blood vessels contained in water melons. Last time I saw him we played second life, and won. I stole someones pink car and wore it as a helmet and started harassing people, while darko somehow managed to earn second life money and spend it on sex toys.

**Plastic Flute** · 07-02-2008, 08:32 PM

Darko doesnt need viagra.

**MSFixR** · 07-02-2008, 08:54 PM

I like watermelon but not the rind.

**Plastic Flute** · 07-02-2008, 09:14 PM

Fixey its not easy to get the watermelon seeds out of your ears. Try an cube it.

TRY AN CUBE IT YA HEAR?

**MissyO** · 07-09-2008, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

I lurve you, like I lurve my d!ick size.

See the clever part is that I didn't say "I love you like I love my d!ick". D!ick size connotes a totally different type of love. A lot of guys love their dicks, in the sense that dicks give them pleasure and they fear injury and castration. Some guys love their partners in that way too, they provide intermittent happiness and fear loneliness.Most guys, though they love their dicks (in the aforementioned way), are not so loving of their d!ick size. They're insecure about their d!ick size and associate their d!ick size, even if it is merely average, with insufficient manhood. It's, obviously, a huge source of anxiety to lots of men. So when I say that I love my d!ick size i'm saying that i'm immanently comfortable my d!ick and with myself, it's a love that proceeds from abundance rather from lack. HAHHAHAHAH.

For Jocasta:

Oh WOW.

So glad I came back here now. I'll take the one in the front standing up.

**Jocasta** · 07-09-2008, 06:24 AM

Sure, help yourself... I'm happy to share.

**MSFixR** · 07-09-2008, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocasta

Sure, help yourself... I'm happy to share.

But don't touch the little one way in the back - he's mine!

**Jocasta** · 07-09-2008, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSFixR

But don't touch the little one way in the back - he's mine!

Oh you like the shy one, that's ok... he comes with a lovely surprise, nothing for him to be shy about.

**Plastic Flute** · 07-09-2008, 01:44 PM

Hmmm they are not doing it for me.

**Jocasta** · 07-09-2008, 02:16 PM

They're ok, something to look at while we wait for Josh.

**MissyO** · 07-09-2008, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

Hmmm they are not doing it for me.

FRIGID

Captain Beefheart · 07-09-2008, 07:16 PM

Blasi probably got that call up just to pose for that picture.

The art department at Vogue most have the ultimate edition of Photoshop because Cannavaro ain't that cut really. Any lady who picks Beckham over Fabio needs a reality check tho. Cannavaro is not only more talented, better looking, more sensitive(he cried at the end of Godard's "Breathless" and repeatedly play acts the bycicle scene in "Roman Holiday".) To honor the italian stereotypes, he probably can cook better too HAHAHAH.

**Plastic Flute** · 07-09-2008, 07:28 PM

^ NOW THATS NICE

Captain Beefheart · 07-09-2008, 07:41 PM

I guarantee this fulfilled a secret burning fantasy of at least 85% of this crowd. What a gif Cassano is to modern football, a guy who isn't afraid of showing his jewels after EVERY game.

**Plastic Flute** · 07-09-2008, 08:22 PM

Id say the firefighter smiling an lusting behind him has a secret burning going on in his pants.

Hey Beefy does he happen to wear any navy blue tightie whities? Not that hot guys in navy blue undies does anything for me , I am just curious. If so if you would post that pic it may be a cool thing to do, not that I would care.

**Jocasta** · 07-10-2008, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

Id say the firefighter smiling an lusting behind him has a secret burning going on in his pants.

That is weirdly hot... hotter than the actual photo.

**MissyO** · 07-10-2008, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

Id say the firefighter smiling an lusting behind him has a secret burning going on in his pants.

Hey Beefy does he happen to wear any navy blue tightie whities? Not that hot guys in navy blue undies does anything for me , I am just curious. If so if you would post that pic it may be a cool thing to do, not that I would care.

Yeah neither would I..

NOW F*CKING DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

**Plastic Flute** · 07-14-2008, 10:41 PM

Missy he just talks the talk.
I still say bring it.

07-02-2008, 07:11 PM	#41 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,843 My Profile	And Becks is packing a mighty fine lunch. Now if Josh was the it boy. OMFG Last edited by Plastic Flute : 07-02-2008 at 07:16 PM.

07-02-2008, 09:14 PM	#46 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,843 My Profile	Fixey its not easy to get the watermelon seeds out of your ears. Try an cube it. TRY AN CUBE IT YA HEAR? Last edited by Plastic Flute : 07-02-2008 at 09:15 PM.

07-09-2008, 07:16 PM	#54 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,110 My Profile	Blasi probably got that call up just to pose for that picture. The art department at Vogue most have the ultimate edition of Photoshop because Cannavaro ain't that cut really. Any lady who picks Beckham over Fabio needs a reality check tho. Cannavaro is not only more talented, better looking, more sensitive(he cried at the end of Godard's "Breathless" and repeatedly play acts the bycicle scene in "Roman Holiday".) To honor the italian stereotypes, he probably can cook better too HAHAHAH. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 07-09-2008 at 07:26 PM.

07-09-2008, 08:22 PM	#57 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,843 My Profile	Id say the firefighter smiling an lusting behind him has a secret burning going on in his pants. Hey Beefy does he happen to wear any navy blue tightie whities? Not that hot guys in navy blue undies does anything for me , I am just curious. If so if you would post that pic it may be a cool thing to do, not that I would care. Last edited by Plastic Flute : 07-09-2008 at 08:26 PM.

07-02-2008, 07:39 PM	#42 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,843 My Profile	DARKO has no shame in having a box of tissues on his comp. desk. he digs this add.

07-02-2008, 08:22 PM	#43 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,110 My Profile	darko's too busy esearching the viagra like effects on blood vessels contained in water melons. Last time I saw him we played second life, and won. I stole someones pink car and wore it as a helmet and started harassing people, while darko somehow managed to earn second life money and spend it on sex toys.

07-02-2008, 08:32 PM	#44 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,843 My Profile	Darko doesnt need viagra.

07-02-2008, 08:54 PM	#45 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,597 My Profile	I like watermelon but not the rind.

07-09-2008, 06:24 AM	#48 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,617 My Profile	Sure, help yourself... I'm happy to share.

07-09-2008, 01:44 PM	#51 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,843 My Profile	Hmmm they are not doing it for me.

07-09-2008, 02:16 PM	#52 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,617 My Profile	They're ok, something to look at while we wait for Josh.

07-09-2008, 07:28 PM	#55 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,843 My Profile	^ NOW THATS NICE

07-09-2008, 07:41 PM	#56 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 4,110 My Profile	I guarantee this fulfilled a secret burning fantasy of at least 85% of this crowd. What a gif Cassano is to modern football, a guy who isn't afraid of showing his jewels after EVERY game.

07-14-2008, 10:41 PM	#60 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,843 My Profile	Missy he just talks the talk. I still say bring it.