If you could change one thing about yourself ...

[Val]

what would it be?

And say why of course!

You don't like your nose, because your nose looks like a toucan?



You don't like your ears, because you have elephant ears?



Your feet look like this:



So?

[Captain Beefheart]

Physically nothing.

Personality wise sometimes I act like a vile ball of hatred. The cup isn't half empty, I smashed it on the f!ucking groundand, i'm very critical. My mother harped on me about this my entire life, but i'm grateful that I have a critical, if not overactive, mind rather than just accepting constant bulls!hit at face value. But I still need to learn how to pick and choose my battles.

I'm also wracked with guilt, shame, and self-doubt, and most of it is too deep and dark to ever mention to another human being who would probably expose a glimpse into my flawed, human, vulnerable sid e, especially one who hasn't already laughed at one of my ha-ha-only-serious-or-am-I-really-only-kidding-after-all jokes.

[Val]

Physically nothing.

So you are very beautiful Beef.
Marry me!