Lurker time

Blackmask · 03-27-2008, 07:01 AM

84....a record I'm sure. The google spider must spinning a web.

SWEET DYNAMITE · 03-27-2008, 07:19 AM

Ha, I noticed that before & told the people's at Joshtopia. Amazing! Hello to everyone out there!

**Jocasta** · 03-27-2008, 10:25 AM

Mostly the Yahoo Slurp Spider to be more precise, pity they can't contribute to the forum.

**Ophelia** · 03-27-2008, 05:03 PM

yeah..there is somewhere you can go on the main board to see who is on and exactly where they are, and usually, there are a few people on and the rest are yahoo slurps, whatever the phuck that is.

edawg99 · 03-27-2008, 06:35 PM

It seems like people like to read what's going on but don't want to contribute.

darko. · 03-27-2008, 08:33 PM

there aren't many threads worth posting in.

Captain Beefheart · 03-27-2008, 09:32 PM

Lurking it's kind of like a homoerotic dolphin mating dance as far as I can tell.

We need cats like Moshe back to hear all the stories about his a curved penis, motivational words on food, drunken poetry, and his pastime of watching odd youtubes. Fanhost's on shambles without him.

darko. · 03-27-2008, 11:20 PM

yeah i really miss single posts with 4 videos of people playing piano in threads about eating cheese and the reasoning for piano videos in a thread about cheese

Captain Beefheart · 03-28-2008, 12:31 AM

Moshe is harmless and all, except he and an ex head of the KGB pretty much ran Russia by proxy under Gorbachev.

If we were to peer deeply into his blue transparent eyes we would spy a thousand tiny little gears guiding an exquisitely rendered black forest clockwork of some dude smooshing a domestic beer can on their head set to the Godfather love them. I don't know what that's all supposed to mean, but the eyes never lie. They never lie.

Blackmask · 03-28-2008, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ophelia

the rest are yahoo slurps, whatever the phuck that is.

Yahoo's web crawlers. They go out indexing the internet so that when people run a search on Yahoo it knows what sites to tell them about.

Captain Beefheart · 03-28-2008, 05:55 AM

I've already scripted a Googlebot vs Yahoo Slurp Spider WAR a la Clash of the Titans. The Googlebot is a creepy terryifing Quadruped robot and the Yahoo Spider a spitball shenanigan without soul and confidence predicated upon the yes-weak and the insignificant.

R@H · 03-28-2008, 07:18 PM

No one comes to join because sometimes it is difficult to join in the conversations on here

**Val** · 03-28-2008, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackmask

84....a record I'm sure.

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG deal!

As this is a insane place, means that there are 84 insane guests seeing us now.

Samson The Cat · 04-04-2008, 08:21 PM

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yeah i really miss single posts with 4 videos of people playing piano in threads about eating cheese

Those posts scared others off. At least me. When I was finally in the mood to make a lighthearted, Val-like comment that would have fitted to some thread, I would become blocked by those off-topic artistic piano videos. They demand for profound replies, for people that like to casually show off general education in the aesthetic field of classical music and contemporary classical music. And by "casually" I mean "nauseatingly".

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to hear all the stories about his a curved penis

I thought you brought up the topic.

Jim Halpert · 04-04-2008, 08:55 PM

It's like death around here.

Casey Anne · 04-06-2008, 03:35 PM

Is it?

03-27-2008, 07:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Blackmask Protector of Inanity Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 6,158 My Profile	Lurker time 84....a record I'm sure. The google spider must spinning a web.

03-28-2008, 05:55 AM	#11 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,675 My Profile	I've already scripted a Googlebot vs Yahoo Slurp Spider WAR a la Clash of the Titans. The Googlebot is a creepy terryifing Quadruped robot and the Yahoo Spider a spitball shenanigan without soul and confidence predicated upon the yes-weak and the insignificant. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 03-28-2008 at 05:56 AM.

03-27-2008, 07:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
SWEET DYNAMITE Light 'er up baby! Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 462 My Profile	Ha, I noticed that before & told the people's at Joshtopia. Amazing! Hello to everyone out there!

03-27-2008, 10:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,803 My Profile	Mostly the Yahoo Slurp Spider to be more precise, pity they can't contribute to the forum.

03-27-2008, 05:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 7,011 My Profile	yeah..there is somewhere you can go on the main board to see who is on and exactly where they are, and usually, there are a few people on and the rest are yahoo slurps, whatever the phuck that is.

03-27-2008, 06:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
edawg99 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 8,395 My Profile	It seems like people like to read what's going on but don't want to contribute.

03-27-2008, 08:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,087	there aren't many threads worth posting in.

03-27-2008, 09:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,675 My Profile	Lurking it's kind of like a homoerotic dolphin mating dance as far as I can tell. We need cats like Moshe back to hear all the stories about his a curved penis, motivational words on food, drunken poetry, and his pastime of watching odd youtubes. Fanhost's on shambles without him.

03-27-2008, 11:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,087	yeah i really miss single posts with 4 videos of people playing piano in threads about eating cheese and the reasoning for piano videos in a thread about cheese

03-28-2008, 12:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,675 My Profile	Moshe is harmless and all, except he and an ex head of the KGB pretty much ran Russia by proxy under Gorbachev. If we were to peer deeply into his blue transparent eyes we would spy a thousand tiny little gears guiding an exquisitely rendered black forest clockwork of some dude smooshing a domestic beer can on their head set to the Godfather love them. I don't know what that's all supposed to mean, but the eyes never lie. They never lie.

03-28-2008, 07:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
R@H Lovin' it Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,868 My Profile	No one comes to join because sometimes it is difficult to join in the conversations on here

04-04-2008, 08:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Jim Halpert Asistnt. Regional Manager Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 192 My Profile	It's like death around here.

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04-06-2008, 03:35 PM	#16 (permalink)
Casey Anne Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: where you want me to be Posts: 141 My Profile	Is it?