Random things you have alway's wondered...

**Val** · 03-09-2008, 12:35 AM

Haven't you ever wondered about certain things that are kind of strange, like:

1. Why do we drive our cars on a park way, and park our cars in a drive way?

2. Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

3. Why girls can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Can you think of anything else?

edawg99 · 03-09-2008, 10:35 AM

Life is full of questions Val and there are fewer answers then questions.

Ameila · 03-09-2008, 05:22 PM

A few more for you:

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows XP, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

charlespt · 03-09-2008, 06:32 PM

Nice job on those Ameila

**Val** · 03-10-2008, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edawg99

Life is full of questions Val and there are fewer answers then questions.

But this one has no answer:

1. Why do we drive our cars on a park way, and park our cars in a drive way?

03-09-2008, 12:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,598 My Profile	Random things you have alway's wondered... Haven't you ever wondered about certain things that are kind of strange, like: 1. Why do we drive our cars on a park way, and park our cars in a drive way? 2. Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? 3. Why girls can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Can you think of anything else?

03-09-2008, 10:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
edawg99 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 8,404 My Profile	Life is full of questions Val and there are fewer answers then questions.

03-09-2008, 05:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ameila Newbie Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10 My Profile	A few more for you: Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows XP, you have to click on "Start"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

03-09-2008, 06:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
charlespt Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Portugal Posts: 3,252	Nice job on those Ameila

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