Hot or Not

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 04:32 AM

Not the hotornot.com or whatever. Not a member, Facebook on the other hand..

Get countless invitations to add some crappy add and when first joined up I did add a few. Hot or Not being one of them.

Anyway, does anyone just click on a certain number constantly? Not bother waiting to see what the person looks like? Last few nights I've been clicking ten for everyone.

Now here's the problem, the Facebook Hot or Not doesn't let you pick a certain age so I think I'm going to be getting the cops round at the door for clicking on some damn kiddies.

Clicking 10 on a damn 15 year old.

One other thing about Facebook while I'm complaining, what the hell is up with stopping me posting messages? Sent out maybe 30 last night and I'm stopped for going a little postal.

I get this every time I try to respond to a message now.

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You have exceeded the limit for sending messages!

You are temporarily blocked from sending messages. Block times vary depending on the feature and scale of abuse. Blocks cannot be lifted.

Misuse of Facebook's features may result in your account being disabled.

If you have questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.

Click here to go home.

Screw you Facebook!

Captain Beefheart · 03-02-2008, 04:47 AM

I can't get down with Facebook.

Its the downloadable applications, mostly. I just have no interest in accepting licensing agreements and going through 6 steps so someone can "super poke" me or send me a tiny gif of a margarita.

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 04:53 AM

I R Not very good with teh interweb. I double posted, sorry.

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Its the downloadable applications, mostly. I just have no interest in accepting licensing agreements and going through 6 steps so someone can "super poke" me or send me a tiny gif of a margarita.

Kinda sick of going on after the weekend and getting lots of invites to the likes of "Hot Potato". I mean WTF? Who cares what my sexy horoscope is?

I is thinking about blocking some folk.

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 05:02 AM

Think I'm in love.

Girl from Scotland...30 at least. Clicked on liking me. 3>

Captain Beefheart · 03-02-2008, 05:32 AM

She bears a striking resemblance to Jocasta in her early 30's. Also looks like the kind of woman who will get drunk with a gang of buddhists who'll draw swastikas in her palm when she's not looking. I'd date her just for the fact she probably thinks leather fanny pack's are a modern accesory.

7/10.

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

She bears a striking resemblance to Jocasta in her early 30's. Also looks like the kind of woman who will get drunk with a gang of buddhists who'll draw swastikas in her palm when she's not looking. I'd date her just for the fact she probably thinks leather fanny pack's are a modern accesory.

7/10.

Hah, hah, hah.

Gotta love the little difference. Mention the word "fanny" to a Scottish girl and you're liable for a smack in the face. Fanny = cu-nt.

Anywayz, like I said she's Scottish so she gets with gangs of guys and drunk by default.

Why a 7? I gave her a ten. If I get a girl that looks that good at the age of 30 she's probably someone who looks after herself and is a keeper......now I really wish I could damn well message her.

**Jocasta** · 03-02-2008, 06:33 AM

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Fanny = cu-nt.

The innocent use of fanny always raises a smile.

So I'd get a 7 in my early 30's from Beefy. Seems fair, he'd get a 7 from me.

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

The innocent use of fanny always raises a smile.

So I'd get a 7 in my early 30's from Beefy. Seems fair, he'd get a 7 from me.

Funny, I thought you'd give him "1"....sorry, couldn't resist.

BTW - Can I see the pics of you in your 30's.

I show you mine if you show me yours.

**Frasier** · 03-02-2008, 08:13 AM

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Girl from Scotland...30 at least.

Come on Scotty... YOU are in your thirties! You shouldn't waste your time with girls that old. You can do that when you are 40 something.

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Frasier

Come on Scotty... YOU are in your thirties! You shouldn't waste your time with girls that old. You can do that when you are 40 something.

Nah, girls below the age of 25 tend to be too dramatic. Can be cool to talk to but I just want someone who's laid back and career minded.

Nice smile's a bonus.

PS - Sent her a message.

**Jocasta** · 03-02-2008, 09:01 AM

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Funny, I thought you'd give him "1"....sorry, couldn't resist.

Hey, hey... ho,ho! Ching. Yeah well, true.

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

Hey, hey... ho,ho! Ching. Yeah well, true.

I see.

My communication got cut when chatting with a gal from Ethiopia. She thinks I hate her now because of it. Thinks I hate her because she's Jewish.

Crap!

Pic for reference.

Captain Beefheart · 03-03-2008, 02:15 AM

This american broad left me a message last night. Saying she was attracted by my ADD and spastic personality traits. So anyways flash forward to this morning and little would I know she's actually a knive vender. I know they make money on every home visit so I let her do her speel to me at my house. It was just her and I. When she got to the end I laughed and told her that I could have just signed the paper so that she could get paid without doing the whole demonstration and she got all butthurt because I didn't want to buy some crazy Cutco knives.

I had a feeling she was a real trooper in the sack willing to go the extra mile if ya know what I mean. But like Scotty i'm into globalization, the NAU is just the beginning, the binary star is the end. I drew the pictures in the pyramids and came back to fight satan, dreaming of that time when the binary star to the sun comes floating by melting glaciers and what not. Wait, we're not talking about the North American Union right?

American girls don't really attract me, nor lifesize Geri Halliwell(I google'd that) barbies, not my type.

Jocasta gets a 8.5/10 on the personality department(-1.5 for lacking reading comprehension). HA!

Scotty · 03-03-2008, 02:31 AM

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This american broad left me a message last night. Saying she was attracted by my ADD and spastic personality traits.

Sweet! Girl's a keeper.

What I'm getting annoyed at is a couple of these girls who ask you to vote for them for some crappy thing in the first mesage..

Goodbye.

Captain Beefheart · 03-03-2008, 02:45 AM

I guess the only thing you have to wonder is how much they are interested in you if they only want you to vote for them. I mean doesn't the meaning of love lose some value, if it can be so quickly obtained?

Or maybe they're the kind that let their emotions come out in something more like pyramid schemes rather than words.

Scotty · 03-03-2008, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

I guess the only thing you have to wonder is how much they are interested in you if they only want you to vote for them. I mean doesn't the meaning of love lose some value, if it can be so quickly obtained?

I find telling them I won't vote works a treat.

If they don't message back hell with them.

Captain Beefheart · 03-03-2008, 03:11 AM

Don't disrespect the hustle man, it could be worse. Atleast you're getting hit, I always feel like the guy with the tiny, uncircumsized penis in the locker room when people are around and I log on to myspace, only to find out there aren't any ethopian women asking me for votes, those types of requests would give me the confidence needed to have a normal life, where I can feel free to log onto the net without feeling any kind of anxiety.

Slightly on topic, slightly off topic. People don't say that they love each other nearly enough. I'm not even talking about in a romantic relationship. Just amongst your friends, and even your family. I think it's something that could stand to be said more, because I think if you say it enough, and hear it enough, it does increase your happiness quotient for life.

Scotty · 03-03-2008, 03:17 AM

Deep man, deep!

I love you!

Captain Beefheart · 03-03-2008, 03:37 AM

I think I should get into the business of writing fortune cookies...

Scottish slang is so exotic. What it is the root of fanny? Where do these magical words words come from? Gebly Crumnicks and tawabalees, bugglers, wabadoos, that's not a knife... Woo, it's like dry anti-melanin marbles transformed into tongue movements then smothered with yeasty paste. Bollocks mate!

Scotty · 03-03-2008, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

I think I should get into the business of writing fortune cookies...

Scottish slang is so exotic. What it is the root of fanny? Where do these magical words words come from? Gebly Crumnicks and tawabalees, bugglers, wabadoos, that's not a knife... Woo, it's like dry anti-melanin marbles transformed into tongue movements then smothered with yeasty paste. Bollocks mate!

Not sure where it comes from, had to do google it. Got this.

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fanny Look up fanny at Dictionary.com (That cracks me up)

"buttocks," 1920, Amer.Eng., from earlier British meaning "vulva" (1879), perhaps from the name of John Cleland's heroine in the scandalous novel "Fanny Hill or Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure" (1748). The fem. proper name is a dim. of Frances. The genital sense is still the primary one outside U.S., but is not current in Amer.Eng., which can have consequences when U.S. TV programs and movies air in Britain.

03-03-2008, 02:15 AM	#13 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,662 My Profile	This american broad left me a message last night. Saying she was attracted by my ADD and spastic personality traits. So anyways flash forward to this morning and little would I know she's actually a knive vender. I know they make money on every home visit so I let her do her speel to me at my house. It was just her and I. When she got to the end I laughed and told her that I could have just signed the paper so that she could get paid without doing the whole demonstration and she got all butthurt because I didn't want to buy some crazy Cutco knives. I had a feeling she was a real trooper in the sack willing to go the extra mile if ya know what I mean. But like Scotty i'm into globalization, the NAU is just the beginning, the binary star is the end. I drew the pictures in the pyramids and came back to fight satan, dreaming of that time when the binary star to the sun comes floating by melting glaciers and what not. Wait, we're not talking about the North American Union right? American girls don't really attract me, nor lifesize Geri Halliwell(I google'd that) barbies, not my type. Jocasta gets a 8.5/10 on the personality department(-1.5 for lacking reading comprehension). HA! Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 03-03-2008 at 03:01 AM.

03-03-2008, 02:45 AM	#15 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,662 My Profile	I guess the only thing you have to wonder is how much they are interested in you if they only want you to vote for them. I mean doesn't the meaning of love lose some value, if it can be so quickly obtained? Or maybe they're the kind that let their emotions come out in something more like pyramid schemes rather than words. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 03-03-2008 at 02:50 AM.

03-03-2008, 03:11 AM	#17 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,662 My Profile	Don't disrespect the hustle man, it could be worse. Atleast you're getting hit, I always feel like the guy with the tiny, uncircumsized penis in the locker room when people are around and I log on to myspace, only to find out there aren't any ethopian women asking me for votes, those types of requests would give me the confidence needed to have a normal life, where I can feel free to log onto the net without feeling any kind of anxiety. Slightly on topic, slightly off topic. People don't say that they love each other nearly enough. I'm not even talking about in a romantic relationship. Just amongst your friends, and even your family. I think it's something that could stand to be said more, because I think if you say it enough, and hear it enough, it does increase your happiness quotient for life. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 03-03-2008 at 03:16 AM.

03-02-2008, 04:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,662 My Profile	I can't get down with Facebook. Its the downloadable applications, mostly. I just have no interest in accepting licensing agreements and going through 6 steps so someone can "super poke" me or send me a tiny gif of a margarita.

03-02-2008, 05:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 810 My Profile	Think I'm in love. Girl from Scotland...30 at least. Clicked on liking me. 3>

03-02-2008, 05:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,662 My Profile	She bears a striking resemblance to Jocasta in her early 30's. Also looks like the kind of woman who will get drunk with a gang of buddhists who'll draw swastikas in her palm when she's not looking. I'd date her just for the fact she probably thinks leather fanny pack's are a modern accesory. 7/10.

03-03-2008, 03:17 AM	#18 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 810 My Profile	Deep man, deep! I love you!

03-03-2008, 03:37 AM	#19 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,662 My Profile	I think I should get into the business of writing fortune cookies... Scottish slang is so exotic. What it is the root of fanny? Where do these magical words words come from? Gebly Crumnicks and tawabalees, bugglers, wabadoos, that's not a knife... Woo, it's like dry anti-melanin marbles transformed into tongue movements then smothered with yeasty paste. Bollocks mate!

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