Man vs Raptor

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 03:43 AM

So...seems that Jurassic Park lied to us all. Raptors were really more like turkeys than what the film depicted.

Question is, if the Raptor of the movie had you caged in and you had to fight what would you use?

Rules are you don't get a gun, you can pick anything from a hardware store.

Me? I pick an old lady from the isle to toss in front of me while I run and cower in some corner.

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 03:48 AM

Ok, so this kinda Raptor wasn't like a damn turkey. Utahraptor - America's finest! :P

**Val** · 03-02-2008, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Scotty

I pick an old lady from the isle to toss in front of me while I run and cower in some corner.

You are very bad Scotty.

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 04:00 AM

LOl...I love how the guy looks like he's saying hi and the Raptor's about to eat him.

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Val

You are very bad Scotty.

Yet will be alive once the Dinosaurs reclaim the Earth.

Jocasta · 03-02-2008, 04:12 AM

Tell the dumbest looking young guy in the store there's 2 hot chicks making out where said raptor is and get the heck out.

**Blackmask** · 03-02-2008, 04:13 AM

Since you've already thrown the old lady in the line of fire I'll go with a chainsaw....and fuel for it.

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackmask

Since you've already thrown the old lady in the line of fire I'll go with a chainsaw....and fuel for it.

Old lady was quite big. You have time on your hands.

Captain Beefheart · 03-02-2008, 04:51 AM

It's pretty obvious you have to ask yourself what came first, the Tyrannosaurus or the egg?

Why did the Stegosaurus cross the Road?

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 05:07 AM

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Why did the Stegosaurus cross the Road?

T-Rex was on the side he was on?

darko. · 03-02-2008, 05:12 AM

id punch him right in the face

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by darko.

id punch him right in the face

You da man nigga! I will use your bravery as my defense and run while he chows down on you.

Jocasta · 03-02-2008, 06:34 AM

Why would I be in the hardware store?

Scotty · 03-02-2008, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

Why would I be in the hardware store?

I make the rules babe. One does not question me.

Dark Dude · 03-03-2008, 05:20 AM

a nail gun and some paint thinner ;)

Jocasta · 03-03-2008, 05:26 AM

I'm going to get behind D.Dude...

edawg99 · 03-03-2008, 12:11 PM

Well if you want blow it to piece's I would use the rocket launcher.

**Val** · 03-03-2008, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by darko.

id punch him right in the face

Hey...

I should have thought this. Well done Darko.

03-02-2008, 03:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 808 My Profile	Man vs Raptor So...seems that Jurassic Park lied to us all. Raptors were really more like turkeys than what the film depicted. Question is, if the Raptor of the movie had you caged in and you had to fight what would you use? Rules are you don't get a gun, you can pick anything from a hardware store. Me? I pick an old lady from the isle to toss in front of me while I run and cower in some corner.

03-02-2008, 03:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 808 My Profile	Ok, so this kinda Raptor wasn't like a damn turkey. Utahraptor - America's finest! :P

03-02-2008, 04:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 808 My Profile	LOl...I love how the guy looks like he's saying hi and the Raptor's about to eat him.

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Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,428 My Profile	Tell the dumbest looking young guy in the store there's 2 hot chicks making out where said raptor is and get the heck out.

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Blackmask Protector of Inanity Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 6,158 My Profile	Since you've already thrown the old lady in the line of fire I'll go with a chainsaw....and fuel for it.

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Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,599 My Profile	It's pretty obvious you have to ask yourself what came first, the Tyrannosaurus or the egg? Why did the Stegosaurus cross the Road?

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darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,082	id punch him right in the face

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Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,428 My Profile	Why would I be in the hardware store?

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Dark Dude sla-pus a bit-chus Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio Posts: 926 My Profile	a nail gun and some paint thinner ;)

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Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,428 My Profile	I'm going to get behind D.Dude...

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edawg99 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 8,404 My Profile	Well if you want blow it to piece's I would use the rocket launcher.

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