Tribute to China

[Captain Beefheart]

I can't find the youtube. But the shows premise was different inventors from across the world who were judged based on their work. I can only remember sum dude who lost his wife and his house and sold his kidney, he wanted to be a hero for his son, to invent that single brew coffee cup thing that... had ALREADY BEEN INVENTED.

Some people were dilusional too, like the guy with the remote control leash. "It looks like a snake biting the remote, just imagine it with those clear plastic eyes with the beads rolling around in them", ahaha. Or the guy who invented the cup holder, with numbered cups...

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If you're gonna lip sync, at the very least do something on other than just slothing around. I want to see epic super hero fight sequences or something.

Of course there's the drank-a-bottle-of-Prosecco "dancing" in the privacy of my own home, but that's another thing entirely.

[Samson The Cat]

I can only remember sum dude who lost his wife and his house and sold his kidney, he wanted to be a hero for his son, to invent that single brew coffee cup thing that... had ALREADY BEEN INVENTED.

That's so sad.

If you're gonna lip sync

Oh, hell no. Not me. That's not what I meant.

Of course there's the drank-a-bottle-of-Prosecco "dancing" in the privacy of my own home, but that's another thing entirely.

We all do that - except for the prosecco maybe - and yes, it's something different and entirely ok.

[Captain Beefheart]

Oh, hell no. Not me. That's not what I meant.

I karaoke'd(sp) that song over Skype for Missy. Vocal harmonies included. Soundbwois the world over thumped their collective fists into their palms. Imagine a fragile wall in the ocean. Imagine two huge waves of equal size hitting both sides of this wall at the exact same time. That's what my singing does in general.