Do not pass go....

Blackmask · 06-09-2007, 04:11 AM

do not collect $200.

So is Paris going to have throw a double this time or has she got another get out of jail free card hidden up her sleeve?

How many days before she's out again due to a severe case of hissy fit.

Scotty · 06-09-2007, 04:52 AM

Awwww....that's not nice.

Poor Pawis.

06-09-2007, 05:20 AM

Thing is, she got a judge who doesn't give a rat's arse if the person is well-known.

Quote:

"I ask your honour to recuse yourself on the grounds of not providing adequate celebrity justice."

DENIED!

**Jocasta** · 06-09-2007, 06:12 AM

Just how many forums has this story featured in? I make it 3 so far. Well, that's about on par for the rest on the media's over saturation.

**MSFixR** · 06-09-2007, 07:32 AM

Her medical problem is probably a combinations of the following:
1. the shock that someone of lower social/economic stature (the judge) has the power to make her do something she doesn't want to do,
2. substance withdraw,
3. the sheriff's people don't want to have to put up with her cr@p and then get sued in the end anyway.

06-09-2007, 08:06 AM

I drove close to Hollywood last night [Friday night] and looking to the west there was a swarm of helos which I guess they were hovering over her home.

And now it's 5am, and some local news stations are reporting from outside the holding facility [called the twin towers]... and the Sun isn't even up!

Blackmask · 06-09-2007, 08:20 AM

They wants to get the scoop when she goes home again.

06-09-2007, 08:27 AM

Nah, I don't think she'll be out any time soon. Most likely let out early for good behaviour, but not this weekend.

Jail is nothing. At least she is not in women's prison. She'd be passed around so fast... now I'm aroused.

SilverSpoon · 06-09-2007, 09:36 AM

I like that it's called Community Chest.

**Val** · 06-09-2007, 02:48 PM

She wants attention. This is the main case.
And she got it.

**Sk8er gurl** · 06-10-2007, 01:34 AM

I'm so sick of seeing her on the news that I actually changed the channel when she came on last night. For our sakes, can't the media give it a break?

06-10-2007, 04:01 AM

Some are still stretching out Anna Nicole news. So no, they won't.

Blackmask · 06-10-2007, 04:06 AM

But she said she wants to set an example to others. She can't do that if the media doesn't help her worthy cause.

**Bill5461** · 06-10-2007, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocasta

Just how many forums has this story featured in? I make it 3 so far.

Someone in their infinate wisdom took it upon themselves to move it out of the news forum..Which at the time it really was. When all the major news channels are covering it wall to wall, it is actually news

SilverSpoon · 06-10-2007, 03:00 PM

It should've just been a tiny column in People Magazine, and then stopped there.

Blackmask · 06-10-2007, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill5461

Someone in their infinate wisdom took it upon themselves to move it out of the news forum..Which at the time it really was. When all the major news channels are covering it wall to wall, it is actually news

The release after 3 days due to ill health was certainly news. She'd been out to an award night, went to jail, three days later was so sick she needed to be released due to health. Hardly a vote of credibility for that whole justice being blind idea.

06-10-2007, 08:45 PM

To be fair to her, no one should ever have the phrase "stress induced herpes" associated with them on a possibly worldwide level. Its just not cricket.

Intensely Deceiving · 06-11-2007, 12:14 AM

LOL!!! Is that what her "illness" was?!?!?

**MissyO** · 06-11-2007, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by He's a mentalist

To be fair to her, no one should ever have the phrase "stress induced herpes" associated with them on a possibly worldwide level. Its just not cricket.

While I have little doubt this may be true at other times, I'm betting this instance was just referring to a cold sore.

**Bill5461** · 06-11-2007, 07:06 AM

According to her lawyer, she did not eat or drink for the three days she was in there out of feat she'd have her picture taken on the toilet. After three days anyone would become "sick"

06-09-2007, 04:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
Blackmask Protector of Inanity Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 6,158 My Profile	Do not pass go.... do not collect $200. So is Paris going to have throw a double this time or has she got another get out of jail free card hidden up her sleeve? How many days before she's out again due to a severe case of hissy fit.

06-09-2007, 04:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 828 My Profile	Awwww....that's not nice. Poor Pawis. Last edited by Scotty : 06-09-2007 at 04:53 AM.

06-09-2007, 06:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,609 My Profile	Just how many forums has this story featured in? I make it 3 so far. Well, that's about on par for the rest on the media's over saturation. Last edited by Jocasta : 06-09-2007 at 06:13 AM.

06-09-2007, 07:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,575 My Profile	Her medical problem is probably a combinations of the following: 1. the shock that someone of lower social/economic stature (the judge) has the power to make her do something she doesn't want to do, 2. substance withdraw, 3. the sheriff's people don't want to have to put up with her cr@p and then get sued in the end anyway.

06-09-2007, 08:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	I drove close to Hollywood last night [Friday night] and looking to the west there was a swarm of helos which I guess they were hovering over her home. And now it's 5am, and some local news stations are reporting from outside the holding facility [called the twin towers]... and the Sun isn't even up!

06-09-2007, 08:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
Blackmask Protector of Inanity Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 6,158 My Profile	They wants to get the scoop when she goes home again.

06-09-2007, 08:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	Nah, I don't think she'll be out any time soon. Most likely let out early for good behaviour, but not this weekend. Jail is nothing. At least she is not in women's prison. She'd be passed around so fast... now I'm aroused.

06-09-2007, 09:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	I like that it's called Community Chest.

06-09-2007, 02:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	She wants attention. This is the main case. And she got it.

06-10-2007, 01:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sk8er gurl In My Head Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dreamland Posts: 3,221 My Profile	I'm so sick of seeing her on the news that I actually changed the channel when she came on last night. For our sakes, can't the media give it a break?

06-10-2007, 04:01 AM	#12 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	Some are still stretching out Anna Nicole news. So no, they won't.

06-10-2007, 04:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
Blackmask Protector of Inanity Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 6,158 My Profile	But she said she wants to set an example to others. She can't do that if the media doesn't help her worthy cause.

06-10-2007, 03:00 PM	#15 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	It should've just been a tiny column in People Magazine, and then stopped there.

06-11-2007, 12:14 AM	#18 (permalink)
Intensely Deceiving MIHO THE HARTNETT BUNNI!! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,584 My Profile	LOL!!! Is that what her "illness" was?!?!?

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06-10-2007, 08:45 PM	#17 (permalink)
He's a mentalist Posts: n/a	To be fair to her, no one should ever have the phrase "stress induced herpes" associated with them on a possibly worldwide level. Its just not cricket.

06-11-2007, 07:06 AM	#20 (permalink)
Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 12,717 My Profile	According to her lawyer, she did not eat or drink for the three days she was in there out of feat she'd have her picture taken on the toilet. After three days anyone would become "sick"