Let's put our imagination to work.

[Val]

This is difficult!

You are taking a walk in the shopping with your boy/girlfriend when you see a kid holding an ice cream saying:

mummy, mummy, look at my ice cream!

Suddenly this same kid, stumbles and shoots the ice cream in your new and expensive shirt in front of your boy/girlfriend!


What do you do?


Well ...
in case you don't know what to do, I'll give you some options:

a) you kick the kid's sack at the same time;
b) you ask Marc to restore your post account;
c) you are rich and can buy another t-shirt;
d) beg to SilverSpoon to give you a "can of nothing" shirt;
e) you give a kiss in the kid's head.

So?

[open32]

Got to be the most random Val thead every


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[Val]

What did you chose Rory?

[MissyO]

Sadly, e). Poor little bastard has just lost his ice-cream. If the little shlt was crying, I may even buy him another ice-cream. Mostly to impress my date, though, I swear.

[Blackmask]

f) I have a washing machine. I'm sure the icecream will wash out.

[Val]

Originally Posted by MissyO

Sadly, e). Poor little bastard

[Dark Dude]

ID show him a picture of Val. and scar him for life.

[Blackmask]

You carry around pictures of Val?

[Jocasta]

b) of course, got to get your priorities straight.

[Bill5461]

You should not be allowed to have ice cream until you prove you can handle it

[Samson The Cat]

Never happened to me, but I witnessed several times how kids would hold ice cream cones angular so that most of the ice cream would drop to the ground. One time at the ice cream parlor and there had been three adults with one kid each in the queue in front of me. Two out of these three kids managed to drop the ice cream before it was my turn to buy a cone.

a) you kick the kid's sack at the same time;
No. Think about the legal consequences! Plus it's brutal.

b) you ask Marc to restore your post account;
That doesn't have to do with anything. This option just seems too forced. You could have come up with a better one.

c) you are rich and can buy another t-shirt;
Sure. It's a hypothtical scenario anyway. If I have a girlfriend in it, I could be rich as well.

d) beg to SilverSpoon to give you a "can of nothing" shirt;
I appreciate SilverSpoon, but I don't beg. See I have to many t shirts but only one good sweater.

e) you give a kiss in the kid's head.
No. Think about the legal consequences! Plus it makes would make no sense.

Sadly, e). Poor little bastard has just lost his ice-cream.

Note that according to what seems to be the public opinion - if I interpret the web and other media the right way - a guy doing what you suggested would be labeled a predator faster than another kid could drop its icecream. And he would probably face more hatred by the public than a guy that chose option a). Makes you think, doesn't it.

[SilverSpoon]

How do you shoot an ice cream?

[Samson The Cat]

You trip ... and drop. When pulling the arms forward so that you won't land on your face, the ice cream accelerates, performs a short parabolic flight and lands on the expensive shirt.

Darn, now I understand option d). I feel slow. Can I change from option c) to option d)?

[Val]

Samson doesn't like the shirts from SilverSpoon.