Where On Earth Is Beefheart?

**MissyO** · 02-28-2007, 06:19 PM

Has the Beef gone on another of his hiatus'? It's been three days since he was last here. Damn this place is dull without him. Come back, you f*cker, I'm bored without you!

edawg99 · 02-28-2007, 07:10 PM

He has only been gone for a few days.

**MSFixR** · 02-28-2007, 07:17 PM

Strange that Beefy and Spoon are both gone at the same time. The plot thickens. Was it Miss Scarlett in the library with the rope?

**MissyO** · 02-28-2007, 07:21 PM

^ Christ, what a scary thought. Surely one body would be nowhere near enough room for those two personalities. And dear Gawd, can you imagine what the other personalities would be like??? The ones that aren't on public display???? I'm scared. Very scared. It's cold. Someone hold me.

Jeff · 02-28-2007, 07:43 PM

this is funny...

**MissyO** · 02-28-2007, 09:38 PM

HEY!!!!!! Which of you f*ckers voted for him hiding from MOI??? Whoever you are, you're evil

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BlackWolf · 02-28-2007, 09:59 PM

Well, it isn't that far fetched, I mean you made it an option, didn't you?

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Strange that Beefy and Spoon are both gone at the same time. The plot thickens. Was it Miss Scarlett in the library with the rope?

Are you implying that they're actually one person? Interesting...

**MSFixR** · 02-28-2007, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackWolf

Are you implying that they're actually one person? Interesting...

Perhaps a Jekyll and Hyde situation where both are Hyde.

BlackWolf · 02-28-2007, 10:17 PM

I must say it's a compelling argument, neither of them seem all that stable, it's not unlikely they have split personalities.

**Jocasta** · 03-01-2007, 03:45 AM

I voted the first option... yes, guilty as charged.

**MissyO** · 03-01-2007, 05:45 AM

^ Is there any guilt in admiting that??? Perhaps there's a certain blonde amoungst us that wouldn't mind kidnapping Mr Captain???

**Jocasta** · 03-01-2007, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MissyO

^ Is there any guilt in admiting that??? Perhaps there's a certain blonde amoungst us that wouldn't mind kidnapping Mr Captain???

OK... I did it... it was me. Don, aka Captain, aka Beefy is now locked in an underground bunker in my back garden. But don't worry, I'm looking after him... real good!

So get over here asap.

**MissyO** · 03-01-2007, 06:19 AM

^ Ooooh, give me two hours to lighten my hair, and then I'll join you's!

**Jocasta** · 03-01-2007, 06:31 AM

Good because to be honest, that's all that's keeping him going... "Missy is coming, isn't she? She will come, won't she?" (Pitiful, really).

**MissyO** · 03-01-2007, 07:08 AM

Chuckle, chuckle........ The little optimist believes I'll be good to him????

**Jocasta** · 03-01-2007, 09:03 AM

I know, where would he get such an idea? Poor lamb

**Bill5461** · 03-01-2007, 06:16 PM

I gotta go with the communist thing. It's the most obvious

03-01-2007, 06:33 PM

He's with me.
Leave him be, damn democrats.

Captain Beefheart · 03-01-2007, 08:21 PM

So ummmm did James Cameron find Jesus or what?

Obviously it's not problematic for some of the bodily and spiritual ressurection crowd to see me comeback right Missy?

Oh... you mean maybe I DIDN'T get sucked up into heaven to live forever? No s!hit?

Jeff · 03-01-2007, 08:24 PM

hey... look whos back!

View Poll Results: Where Do You Think He Is?
Kidnapped by a gang of ferocious blonde groupies.	2	16.67%
On a mountain in Tibet, studying Buddhism.	1	8.33%
Poor Kicki, the girl's about to get a big surprise!	3	25.00%
He met up with a female foot fetishist (don't ask).	1	8.33%
In a Communist bootcamp somewhere.	3	25.00%
Hiding from the Missy's overt attentions.	2	16.67%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

02-28-2007, 06:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,168 My Profile	Where On Earth Is Beefheart? Has the Beef gone on another of his hiatus'? It's been three days since he was last here. Damn this place is dull without him. Come back, you f*cker, I'm bored without you!

02-28-2007, 07:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
edawg99 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 8,432 My Profile	He has only been gone for a few days.

02-28-2007, 07:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 8,936 My Profile	Strange that Beefy and Spoon are both gone at the same time. The plot thickens. Was it Miss Scarlett in the library with the rope?

02-28-2007, 07:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,168 My Profile	^ Christ, what a scary thought. Surely one body would be nowhere near enough room for those two personalities. And dear Gawd, can you imagine what the other personalities would be like??? The ones that aren't on public display???? I'm scared. Very scared. It's cold. Someone hold me.

02-28-2007, 07:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	this is funny...

02-28-2007, 09:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,168 My Profile	HEY!!!!!! Which of you f*ckers voted for him hiding from MOI??? Whoever you are, you're evil .

02-28-2007, 10:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	I must say it's a compelling argument, neither of them seem all that stable, it's not unlikely they have split personalities.

03-01-2007, 03:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,020 My Profile	I voted the first option... yes, guilty as charged.

03-01-2007, 05:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,168 My Profile	^ Is there any guilt in admiting that??? Perhaps there's a certain blonde amoungst us that wouldn't mind kidnapping Mr Captain???

03-01-2007, 06:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,168 My Profile	^ Ooooh, give me two hours to lighten my hair, and then I'll join you's!

03-01-2007, 06:31 AM	#14 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,020 My Profile	Good because to be honest, that's all that's keeping him going... "Missy is coming, isn't she? She will come, won't she?" (Pitiful, really).

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03-01-2007, 07:08 AM	#15 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,168 My Profile	Chuckle, chuckle........ The little optimist believes I'll be good to him????

03-01-2007, 09:03 AM	#16 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,020 My Profile	I know, where would he get such an idea? Poor lamb

03-01-2007, 06:16 PM	#17 (permalink)
Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 12,251 My Profile	I gotta go with the communist thing. It's the most obvious

03-01-2007, 06:33 PM	#18 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	He's with me. Leave him be, damn democrats.

03-01-2007, 08:21 PM	#19 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,835 My Profile	So ummmm did James Cameron find Jesus or what? Obviously it's not problematic for some of the bodily and spiritual ressurection crowd to see me comeback right Missy? Oh... you mean maybe I DIDN'T get sucked up into heaven to live forever? No s!hit?

03-01-2007, 08:24 PM	#20 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	hey... look whos back!